My Kinkiest Night (So Far!)  

getitwhileucandy 55F
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4/28/2006 7:14 pm

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My Kinkiest Night (So Far!)

I have been fortunate in life to have been born with a wild and adventurous spirit. I have experienced (and enjoyed!) many things in my sexual life that most people only fantasize about. I have done threesomes, both fmf and mfm. I have gotten to participate in many voyeuristic and exhibitionist games. I have previously worked as a phone sex operator...not an easy job like most would think! A very good imagination or source bank is required to be good at this. I have had my picture taken in the nude by more than one partner, I have even starred in "home movies". I have played adult games at parties (naked twister, anyone?), experienced sex in public places, once had an incredibly wild night at an adult bookstore at home in Decatur, IL.

So, when asked what are some of the wildest things I have done sexually, I always have plenty to talk about. But in my mind, there is one thing that I have done that I consider to be the kinkiest (TO DATE!). I shall try to retell the story, though most of the details remain quite foggy to me still.

It happened with my ex husband and myself. We had a good sex life. After 9 years together, the usual boredom was evident. We began to do things we had never previously done to break the monotony (Funny, isn't it, how similar the words monotony and monogamy are???). We made some awesome movies that I wish to this day I would have gotten at least a copy of upon our breakup! We never involved other members, however, those things were experienced when I was single. So anyway, we were out at one of the local hangouts getting blitzed and shooting pool this particular night. After the bar closed and we made it home, we began groping and kissing each other. He asked if he should get out the recorder. I suggested we think of something different as that was the point, to not do the same old things anymore. We forgot about that as we began to get back into each other...kissing, touching, getting aroused. About the time we both were totally undressed, I told him I needed to pee. He grabbed me and said go ahead...pee...but he wouldn't let me up. I began laughing, thinking he was messing with me, such things we had never talked of before, nor had I even fantasized of them. I had heard of golden showers, of course, but it did nothing for me. He said he wanted to try it, had never done anything that kinky before. The wife in me overcame the sex goddess when I replied that it would make a mess I would have to clean. He said not if we do it in the bathroom. Well, always willing to try something new, I said ok. So we proceeded in the bathroom. Now our bathroom was fairly must have been a comical sight, I imagine now.

I had no idea how one goes about this! He suggested that he lay in the tub, and I squat over him and let it flow. So, he gets in and lays down and I climb in straddling myself just over him. Remember, we had been drinking all night, so I really had to go! Well, I couldn't...I tried, and tried, but it just wouldn't come. We were laughing hysterically at this point. When all of a sudden, I felt the pee start to dribble from my bursting bladder. He let out a moan that was soooo hot and sexy, I just totally let go and pissed all over him. It actually was very exhilarating, I must admit. After I had finished, we had a wonderful hot shower together, and some very hot sex for hours that night.

I don't know that I would ever care to repeat the experience, somehow the moment and the person just made it seem right to try it. Sometimes I really miss him....

ilsuconu 56M

4/29/2006 5:54 pm

HUBBA-HUBBA! (or Rub-a-dub-dub... let's get a bigger tub!)

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

4/30/2006 11:12 am

I can relate hun. I have done somethings that when I look back at them I say why in the world did I do that!!!!!!! LOL but I never regret. But somethings I will never do again.

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