selling a diaphragm to a nun  

georgina666 36F
421 posts
4/21/2006 10:46 pm

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selling a diaphragm to a nun

would you define yourself as "hot", you know...the kind where men need a cold shower when you walk past them?

it's so hard to think that i am hot. admittedly, i have a keen eye on beautiful people, more specifically ladies. i still think i am heterosexual, but at the same time i love people watching. if i am out at a coffee joint or watering hole, i'd be caught guilty looking at every lady who crosses my path and i would silently and shamelessly ogle at some of them while criticizing the rest of them.

you know how some lady inadvertently expose their bra straps with the width of fettucine? well, italian food is sexy but not sure if exposing your fettucine bra strap would be considered as sexy as the italian meal.

on the other hand, some lady just have all the luck and blessings in the world, from smooth complexion to to-die-for body. i agree that looks aren't everything but we're humans, mere mortals who are well, pretty much attracted and enticed by beautiful beings-female in particular.

fair enough, what you see is not what you get. the transvestites who grace the streets shamelessly exposing as much flesh as possible might not turn on most men. the strange thing i always find myself admiring their assets, so much better than the real mccoy. writer is deemed as the real mccoy in this case, writer's stereotypical thoughts and views that men only like beautiful ladies does not represent the opinion of the female population in this side of the world.

so men are always curious, who is this georgina or fondly known as george of the jungle? when some of them started to chat with me via msn messenger and saw my nickname as george of the jungle, it was just hilarious because 99% of them would stop smooth talking me and verify my gender. it was some sort of interrogation...

mr x: are you seriously a female as you claimed to be ms georgina666?

me: yes sir, the last time i peed, i checked that i needed to sit instead of stand and i wiped myself clean and dry after i relieve myself. what is the problem really?

mr x: nah, i saw that nickname is george of the jungle. i thought george of the jungle is a man? you know that movie with the goofy tarzan wannabe with brendan fraser in it?

me: uh huh, i heard about the movie before but since i broke up with my not-so-significant other half many years back, i have stopped going to the cinema all together.

mr x: ok, that's not my point.

me: and your point being?

mr x: are you really a woman? i mean this george of the jungle nick really troubles me...if you know what i mean.

me: well, i can tell you this much, i am very much a female with all the necessary and basic assets. but if anytime should you feel that you're chatting with a man here, or i chat like a man, feel free to remove me from your contact list.

mr x: erm...erm...ok... (not a very assuring ok, but what the heck?!)

but of all the men that i have chatted with thus far, all seemed to be more than willing to be encouraging and supportive than ever. are men generally more optimistic than women or am i just the black sheep of the womankind?

some few moons ago, i have decided to leave this blog once and for all. but i guess old habits die hard and i still have a burning desire and passion for writing. every now and then i return to discover more new blogs and more new members. what do i expect? this is AdultFriendFinder after all...

but as a friend so rightly pointed out, some things are not meant to be shared with anyone, hence blogging here seemed like the perfect escape avenue. this is true actually. i maintain a regular blog elsewhere in a site which definitely has no sexual inclinations at all.

i still myself crawling back to AdultFriendFinder on some days to blog about my deepest sexual thoughts. i guess it's a matter of blogging to the right target audience. you get what i mean? you don't sell a diaphragm to the nuns, you sell them the's a more discreet contraceptive method compared to the diaphragm now if you don't get the analogy that i have just presented, fret not for i don't blame you. i am too much a linguist than a nympho.

the same goes, you cannot be blogging about some kinky sexual thoughts when that blog site is jolly well accessible by anyone, more importantly that anyone range covers your boss, colleagues, relatives and a whole hell lot of other people who seemed to know you by your face and name but not vice versa. fine, my bosses and colleagues might be AdultFriendFinder members too, but as long as i have my lucky stars with me, i.e. i don't end up meeting up with a supposed hunk in the form of my boss or colleague, i should be in safe terms.

it's a slow comeback for me, an uphill task to gain the momentum to blog here without causing the wrath of some members who accused me of putting tempting and enticing blog titles but the contents stank like pepe le pew, the skunk from looney tunes.

mysticmonty 41F

4/30/2006 3:35 am

georgina666, george-of-the-jungle? Whatever. I hear you!

I'm glad you're back and writing, still.

happyladychat 47F
3740 posts
5/7/2006 4:35 am

Got to know you from Eternal's blog. Interesting topic here....

- I don't mind male or female, as long as heshe is someone who can communicate with some intellectual ability.

- Well, I don't owe any regular blog, mine in AdultFriendFinder is the one and only blog I maintain, and I like it here coz I can absolutely write anything and remain anonymous.

Hope you do write often though. Would be interesting to read what's up your mind.

Take care.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

jkdeng 28M
3 posts
5/9/2006 9:32 pm

can i know u email me at AdultFriendFinder

eternal1969 46M
1634 posts
5/12/2006 8:40 pm

Hi George... you didn't tell me your blog has been re-activated

Ok my testimonial is that George is 100% woman and a 100% turn on especially if you appreciate brains together with looks

Hmmm fettucine bra straps???? Did that come out from our Italian feast? And you certainly didn't mention your new toy else we could play together

rm_1reddrik 44M
175 posts
10/10/2006 8:43 pm

GOOD ONE LOL..... they dont know you till they meet you....

Come Over some time to SGD....

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