Sexual Assumptions on Children's Programming's Trim  

generalneon 44M
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7/2/2006 5:04 pm

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Sexual Assumptions on Children's Programming's Trim

I watch a lot of children's programming with my daughter. We frequently discuss the goings-on of the different shows, and some of the shows can be mildly to moderately entertaining for me. One thing that I would NEVER discuss with her, and what I will present here, is what I feel are the different sexual habits and preferences that some of these women on the shows, based merely on my opinions and perversions! Let's have some fun with this, shall we?

Laurie Berkner: The children's Lynard Skynard("We are the Dinosaurs" played backwards is "Freebird"). Has anyone else noticed that Laurie has a magnificent rack? Cute ass, as well! "Hey Victor, hey Freddie, let's eat some spaghetti"? I'd like to eat some spaghetti off your ass, Laurie!

Dee Dee from the Doodlebops: I think that she loves to be spanked. She reminds me of a girl I once knew that loved having her ass smacked while going at it, doggie style. She's probably all pent up anyway, with Rooney obviously preferring the sausage to the taco, and Moe being pretty suspect in that preference, as well.

Melanie from Sprout's Good Night Show: She's got the crazy eyes that say: "I like to bite you in bed"! She's cute, nice butt, a little less than impressive in the chestal region, though. I believe that she might like to be handcuffed. Or tied up, possibly, from the way she carries herself.

Loonette from The Big Comfy Couch: She seems like she would be the most enthusiastic lay out of the bunch! The stretching exercises on the mat let's me know that she's flexible, and could possibly be able to have her ankles pinned back behind her head while I have my wicked way with her. Very perky, too. She's probably the most likely to initiate sexual relations out of this bunch.

The chick that sings on Disney's Choo-Choo Soul: Definitely the hottest of the group, probably banging the train's engineer. She's got that vibe about her like she's already been fucked to death to get where she is today. Probably an angry lay, where she is pissed off that she sold her soul to Disney for a steady paycheck instead of following her dream of being a recording star of her own accord.

These are merely my opinions, nothing has actually been documented. Your opinions are welcomed and greatly encouraged. I was probably headed to hell anyway, but this might have dropped me a couple of levels!

Your Resident Perv,
The General

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/2/2006 6:59 pm

I can't name any examples but I've noticed the same thing!!...

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/2/2006 6:59 pm

Boy, your mind has been working overtime! LOL!!

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
7/2/2006 7:25 pm

General, I am not familiar with these women, as I no longer have young children. You have quite an imagination and this will get you through many long hours of children's television.

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