The Green M&M, Mr. Soapy  

gembarok 48M
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7/9/2005 12:21 pm

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The Green M&M, Mr. Soapy

Just spent the night in Dulles Virginia, picking up my son who was coming back from the Navy for a week. He has been missed… we talked for the whole four hour drive up here. So… my mood is happy for certain. A quick stop to Maryland and my mood was even better. For a week, this house won’t be empty. Life, love… and pain. Long story… over a Latte maybe.

The legend of the Green M&M: When I was a young and strapping soldier (1986 I think, 18 )… I was handed several green M&M’s by a female who winked at me and blew a kiss. I thanked her of course and said, “Are you allergic to green dye no.5?” She looked at me as if I was stupid and walked away. This was in Germany. Later I discovered that the legend contends that green M&M’s make you horny. (Who’da thunk it?) I have traveled to many places across the world and have found that the legend holds true and is believed to be an aphrodisiac. Where in the hell did this come from? For a time, M&M even secretly replaced the green ones with blue ones. Then… they reappeared mysteriously just as they had left. That green M&M with the eyes is a hot female also. High heels and those little ankle socks… but where did it originate?

I am forming my own legend based on Skittles now. If I give you some… I have an ulterior motive. Just Kidding. NOW… to the left as an icon, I have included a new friend in my arsenal… meet Mr. Soapy. Is there anyone who would join me for a shower so as I might employ it?



biteme8 43F

7/9/2005 10:23 pm

i would...but you do not seem to have time for me....


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