Agggghhh... a big ass spider  

gembarok 48M
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6/23/2005 5:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Agggghhh... a big ass spider

So there I am sitting at the computer when I get that uneasy feeling... so I look behind me and there he was... a big friggin spider on my window. Must have been 4 inches across. Luckily he is on the outside. But... I do have to end his existence. So, armed with my broom, I proceed outside and begin to slaughter the evil 8 legged demon. Swing batter... and a miss. The demon jumps off the window and comes diving at my head... I break camp and run like a little girl... lord only knows where the hell he went.

But... that leads into my topic. Oh what a wicked web we weave. I have gotten a couple emails from ladies who are absolutely gorgeous and sounded like all I desire in a woman complete with email address. But they start out with the message, "I just got on my computer after being away for a week and saw your email." So... I start thinking... wait... I wasn't a member a week ago. So I have to be concerned if this is nothing more then an attempt to prey on my stupidity and gather my email to SPAM me with promises of enlarging my penis. Or maybe it will be the accountant for the prince in Africa who wants to hide his millions in my bank account. Things were so much easier back in IRC days. But hey, what are you gonna do? Better to sort through the frauds in the privacy of my own home then to sit in a bar across from a fraud while they attempt to convince me that I am their first.

Time for another work day and time to take the puppies outside for their exercise. I live in the country and I have a beautiful back yard completely encased by huge pine trees as a natural fencing. Any ideas for what we can do out there?



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