Get Laid NOW!!..Ask me How!!!  

gaurie49 37F
374 posts
1/1/2006 5:29 pm

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6/10/2006 1:51 pm

Get Laid NOW!!..Ask me How!!!

..Not really.

But wouldn't it be cool if there were more people sporting that logo as opposed to a certain weight-watchers company?

(I, for one can do with the advise. Theoretical and practical)

I imagine.....

" A workshop..sweat shop actually..where they work up a sweat of a different sort..

I spent new years eve in the company of strangers. I knew only the host, who came to the cottage with a host of his friends. One of them was a tall, lisomme, blond american woman who gave me way too many mixed signals.

Now, if you've known me (even remotely), I'm not the sort to hyperventilate. You could hold a placard in front of me and I'd still have trouble reading the signs..

So there she was, accompanied by a man she'd met since she came to India. It was obvious they were "chummy". But what was disconcerting was the way she'd steal a look at my face everytime she fed off him. Not like I was staring. Infact, I'd look at the branches that hung overhead with the austere dedication of a nun-in-waiting..

We made small talk..
...and some big talk..

Time to retire to our respective rooms and she lingered in mine for a brief while before bolting out the door with the promise of being hospitable should I happen to drop in on her..and her companion.

Am I missing a point here? Gay men first..and now an allegedly bi-sexual of the species.

Whatever happened to straight AND heterosexual?

By the by....HNY daahlings


iluv2fk3 48F

1/2/2006 1:00 am

"Gay men first..and now an allegedly bi-sexual of the species."....LOL... hun next it'll be the married guy, desperate for a lay... if you've not met them yet!!!!!!!!
makes life interesting tho...takes all sorts to make the world go around, eh?... enjoy your day...


rm_spanknmad 48F
7 posts
1/3/2006 2:19 am

Straight and heterosexual? It's like my friends tell me constantly... all the good men are either already in a relationship or gay. They assure me that if I were to meet someone my own age who was single there would HAVE to be someting wrong with him?


rm_Lusty_Licker 34M

1/4/2006 8:38 am

Its things like these that makes guys swear they are gay!! Wish my g/f's not readin dis thgt !!


parshar26 31M
12 posts
1/4/2006 8:55 pm

hey spankandmad ur frnds r diverting u frm good mean who r still single nt in any relationship
if they r single thn there is no necessity tht something is wrong in thm. plz dnt remain in such misconcepton or u may lose some nice man sometime
bye u can contact me
i'm parashar


cutenishan 36M
2 posts
1/18/2006 10:46 pm

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cutenishan 36M
2 posts
1/18/2006 10:49 pm

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rm_KEESSY 50M

1/27/2006 9:24 pm

We are all something, but none of us are everything. If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch... what would be your purpose in life? We must discover the joy of each other, the joy of challenge, the joy of growth. To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life. We must first set our hearts right...and you know me.


rm_KEESSY 50M

1/27/2006 9:25 pm

We are all something, but none of us are everything. If you were all alone in the universe with no one to talk to, no one to share the beauty of the stars, to laugh with, to touch... what would be your purpose in life? We must discover the joy of each other, the joy of challenge, the joy of growth. To put the world in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life. We must first set our hearts right and you know me...


viksha101 42M/37F
1 post
2/1/2006 10:12 pm

Boy... Can you write, girl!!! Great read, rushed... but great... the problem lies in not being able to figure your way through such sites. We are the site virgins, you might say!In any case, look up our profile if you get a chance.... Have a good one!


rm_Lusty_Licker 34M

2/19/2006 6:59 am

strange tht ur so much into blogging.... u write well and have captivated us all,kudos for that... but havent seen u doin d rounds lately... i guess u need sum1 to catch ur attention again...... holla bak soon!!!


rm_HsAiRY044 41M

2/19/2006 3:30 pm

Get laid by differentmenand you willknow art of getting laid


venky287 60M
5 posts
2/27/2006 10:26 pm

you are wrong baby. sometimes there is a break in the relationship.thats when you get the real good guys.you dont know what u have missed in life.


rm_KEESSY 50M

3/5/2006 6:00 pm

where are you for goodness sake, i want to share something and u did not return my.....


rm_timepass_99 43M
1 post
3/11/2006 12:01 pm

Hi there.. read some of ur blogs.. really interesting.. i just joined the site today and just happen to see ur blogs.. but what a shame.. ur last blog was in jan.. would love to have ppl like u around.. so do stick around.. or is it that u have that 'perfect man' that u have mentioned in on of the blogs.. any which ways.. do write something if are reading this..


rm_IndigoJonez 52M
54 posts
3/28/2006 9:58 am

I had the same experience with a vagitarian once.

Came on to me at a country house dinner party in Wiltshire, year before last. I mean, it was so clearly obvious that beneath my belt I was wearing the wrong equipment. Turned out to be a case of that classic English pose: 'Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen.' Not me, the partner, who sat steaming at the other end of the table. Why do people bring their tiffs to the party.


rm_Brad2323 51M
1 post
4/17/2006 1:45 pm

why you stopped writiing ?no writeup since Jan!!


rohanc85 31M
1 post
5/9/2006 2:21 pm

hey hey....pretty kick ass blog u got there...... i rejoined this place jus to get some kicks outta the people out here...... but ya blog was somethin different...... seems like u sufferin from writer's block tho!! ...... good shit anywayz! take care!


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