Barenaked?  

gaurie49 37F
374 posts
11/15/2005 11:03 pm

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Barenaked?

10 things about me you ought to know BEFORE you decide to write me or chat me up.

1) I'm ugly.
2) There's a reason why I chose "Ample" for body type. I am obese/flabby/cellulite ridden.
3) My voice isn't my virtue. I sound incredibly hoarse.
4) I'm ugly.
5) I'm annoyingly shy and will ignore any/all sexual/devious innuendos if I ever met anyone from here or anyplace else (like that's going to happen!)
6) I'm awkward around men who seem to profess an interest (we're talking about straight guys now)in me (not that I could write a memoir about it..).
7) I have trouble making eye contact with men I fancy.
8 ) I am NOT sexy in the least and they coined the phrase "frump girl" for me.
9) I'm ugly.
10 I kid you not.

This had to be done.

I owe it to you guys.


gentleman4you2c 56M

11/15/2005 11:25 pm

what a joke!
your a doll.
dont let her kid you gentleman.
this lady is an angel.
trust me.
johnny


rm_spanknmad 48F
7 posts
11/15/2005 11:56 pm

I think you sound bloody awesome! Good on you for being on here... and good luck! Gee, if I were a man I think I'd even take a fancy to you after reading that. I wish you well.


rm_titsandtires 51M/41F
3656 posts
11/16/2005 12:02 am

the best thing about hot women... yeah, a true sense of humor

tires


gentleman4you2c 56M

11/16/2005 1:14 am

gaurie dearest,
beauty is in the eyes of the beholder my princess.
for a lady's TRUE beauty lies in her inner being.
the outward appearance does make a difference BUT ...
trust in me when i tell you it is what is inside of you that is
by far the most important. that is who you are baby
and for one to care for you, it is that part of you that
he must care about. an outer attraction is only good for a short
time. an inner attraction is the true love of life my gorgeous lady.
so saying that:
the sound of your voice is mesmerizing, so captivating
the picture of just your lips on your profile say so much about you
so sensual, beckoning,wanting, needing, satisfying, .....
the other picture of you in your slip.... oh my god is all i can say.
this is one gentleman that after reading all of your blogs, and knowing as much about you as i do at this point ....
it would be an honor and priviledge to make your acquaintance
you are truly a beautiful person.
sincerely
johnny


BROC817 44M

11/16/2005 6:28 pm

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rm_Youchose2 51M

11/17/2005 11:47 pm

hey there,

what a well written piece....i am accidental to your profile although - i have been on blog with several other groups.....but yours, well done ....mate.........cheers /kesy


fakufan 38M
24 posts
11/20/2005 10:05 pm

What a lovely girl you are . I am Indian too and yes, a little intellectual as your profile says about readers! Wish you the best, Gaurie. A blog I shall continue to read for the sheer pleasure it brings me reading it. Thank you, merci, gracias.


rm_Sasi031966 41M
6 posts
12/17/2005 7:52 am

You meant the virtual opposit of what you said... there is a word for that in English...

You cannot be like that, because good writing comes out of something simply good... I know the looks of good writers and, may be, (strangely for you), they are all unlike your description. I continue to believe that....


rm_Gpsysex 33M
3 posts
12/24/2005 10:14 pm

lol
liar


iluv2fk3 48F

12/28/2005 9:29 am

Refreshing!! a pleasure to read.... a modest woman... very few of those around!! good for you. i'd love to meet up with you n chat n laugh.. sounds like you have a great sense of humour!!! way to go girl......... will be looking out for more of your blogs... keep writing...


rm_GoFaster300 47M
6 posts
1/5/2006 11:32 pm

This is so refreshing to see somebody challenging the norm of (prettiest,sexiest,biggest,most experienced etc...) Made me smile and i know how you feel and i guess most of us feel like this sometimes when we wake up.... keep it up gal!!!


brianjones121 53M
203 posts
5/23/2007 1:17 am

Well then, ugly seems very kissable, at least in appearance


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