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Today the National Booty Association has declared that 4 out of 5 gynecologists actually practice safe hygene skills. The one remaining claims that he cant practice safe hygene because all the women have feminine problems.
In other news, President Bush today when offered a pack of peanuts on Air Force One declined the package and demanded the peanut butter instead when told that the butter was not available, President Bush then called for the resignation of the pilot, Captain Skippy.
The Chinese today have offered to sell the US 15 Metric Shiploads of oil. The emporer of China today when asked how he plans to spend the money...insisted that he planned to buy up more oil from the middle east and tripple what he paid by selling the US more oil.
Gas prices rose...blew past violet...and found that there was a lilac in a convent of nuns...see ya!