Dinner with Smelly  

fusiman 44M
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7/24/2005 11:51 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dinner with Smelly

Ok, I try and be accurate in describing myself. I'm not 4% body fat or anything and I don't lie about that - this woman told me she was 140 lbs. I think she was 230+ - ok, I can deal with that - only really pissed cause she lied. I like people - all shapes and sizes but I like being HONEST - anyway - over that now - meet her for a drink and she seems nice so we go for dinner. Nice chat - and this SMELL starts to come over me. At first I think it's someone at the table behind me - but no. I look a little closer and I realize her hair doesn't look washed. EWWW - and her skin has that - not been cleaned look - you know the one - when you go a day without a shower. The smell is def comming from her - and she's into me BIG TIME. I don't have the heart to tell her she STINKS - so I continue the conversation and act all nice and such - but it's getting sooo bad I'm having trouble EATING my DINNER. It's horrible - so I pay the bill and as we leave she makes a move to kiss me - I don't want to crush her or anything but this just isn't gona happen. I can't kiss a smelly girl that I just met - maybe someone I know but not like this so I back off but TRY and act like i wasn't aware she was moving in for some intimacy. She was showing all hints of wanting me to ask her back to my place - and to be honest even heavy she was a nice enough girl i probally would have had a drink with her back at my place if she didn't SMELL. Big girls need love too. Big girls NEED to shower though. - actually ALL girls need to shower - min once a day. I hope that isn't tooo much to ask, but hey - they're MY standards and I'm sticking too em!!!!!!


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