YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES  

funintheday2006 56M
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7/24/2006 9:23 pm

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YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES

Confessions of a Failed Comment Whore....

You have missed it and you should be ashamed of yourselves.

One of our lonliest bloggers has just had a birthday and very few people actually wished the old cow happy birthday.

Now it is not blogland tradition to be rude so I would ask you all to follow this link and wish her a belated happy birthday. Something like ‘ happy 60th you old bastard.’Confessions of a Failed Comment Whore....

It will be difficult for some of you as she is a cantankerous, insulting, poor excuse for a blogger. A rambling source of total shite and would probably be a wanker if she could get a man to stay still long enough.
On saying that her femininity, as she readily admits, is somewhere between Mike Tyson and George Bush.
This means she has the social skills of Tyson and the balls of bush, none.
Opinionated, self righteous, warped and a frustrated schizophrenic, she borders on total insanity, spending most of the day and night in a strait jacket.
During her 2 hour recreation period she infests this site with her venom taking particular delight at insultiong me.
Being a very sensitive man, I am usually cut to the quick, totally demoralised and disillusioned with life after these unwarranted, vicious attacks.
I have never said anything that could possibly upset this verminous creature of the dark arts, why she picks on the poor fun god I will never understand.

But, I bear no one any ill will, so please send your greetings to the demented old tart and let her know the fun god sent you.

Whilst you’re there read a couple of her posts and let me know what you think of them.

I am pretty sure I can have her fully certified so she does not even get her 2 hours recreation.

I am so nice I have even referred to this wart on the face of humanity as ‘she’ all the way through this post and that is not easy, trust me.


rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 9:40 pm

With friends like you, she doesn't need any enemies, that's for sure. Just because a wonderful woman won't undertake an archeological expedition to attempt to find your ancient, miniscule, withered old cock for a mercy suck is no reason to mock her.

I would call you a wanker, but as we all know, without Viagra your wanking days are over. Even then, it's pretty pathetic to call a pair of eyebrow tweezers a sex aide.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I suggest that the few readers you have should go to BaronessK's blog and extend their sincere condolences that she has such a low-quality stalker.

{=} my (_|_) +))


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 9:49 pm:
HERE WE GO.

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 9:42 pm

With friends like you, she doesn't need any enemies, that's for sure. Just because a wonderful woman won't undertake an archeological expedition to attempt to find your ancient, miniscule, withered old cock for a mercy suck is no reason to mock her.

I would call you a wanker, but as we all know, without Viagra your wanking days are over. Even then, it's pretty pathetic to call a pair of eyebrow tweezers a sex aide.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I suggest that the few readers you have should go to BaronessK's blog and extend their sincere condolences that she has such a low-quality stalker.

{=} my (_|_)


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:00 pm:
JHC, You always have to repeat yourself dontcha??
All this having a stab at me, no matter what I do is only backfiring you know.
It is common knowledge throughout blogland that since the Clits, Sandy in particular, experienced the wonderful pleasures of Nemo that you have been begging me for a taste.
All my refusal have come to nothing have they?
You are still wanting me so bad it hurts you.
I can understand that my love, I am a sex god as well as the fun god and I do feel your want, truly.
However, I will not, nay, cannot, subject myself to the perversions you ask for in your prolific emailing nor can I accept the huge amount of money you offer me all the time.
I really do care for you Kel, but not that I'm afraid, not that

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 11:36 pm

It figures your blog would be defective and double up a comment when I tried to edit a stupid smilie ...

Does anyone know how to create a larger smilie? just isn't large enough to convey what happened when I read that response ...

BTW, Nemo was a baby clown fish, and the adults only reach 6 inches ... and since you felt it necessary to display him for us all, no one will have any trouble believing what I said in my comment above.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 11:39 pm:
Poor darling, you always want bigger dont you
I'm sorry they are all aware of your infatuation now hon, and everyone knows its the first 3" that cause the smiles
Now you take care sweetheart, one day I might just say yes

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
7/24/2006 11:41 pm

Dear "funintheday2006".

... ... I´m sure your cat will pet you for that ... ...

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 11:44 pm:
What can I say sensei?? She just adores me, love is around the corner

4biddenlove4us 49F

7/25/2006 12:10 am

you got that right, I'm here too but alas 4bidden


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 12:13 am:
Just my luck

TheCliticals 34F/F

7/25/2006 4:33 am

Sandy wouldnt want that silly little fish, not even with hot chips.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 5:23 am:
Denial again Dee, it really is not good for you.

It hurts me to have to say this but, Sandy does indeed worship Nemo, it is thanks to her 5,231 votes on the telephone that Nemo won the prestigous awards he did earlier this month.

Your friend

Fun God

BaronessK 52F

7/26/2006 4:24 am

That title about comment whore hit home, fun? Speaking of which, I notice whilst most people consider night the time for sex, your handle has DAY in it...coincidence? NOT!

Why should they be ashamed...just because they have to admit they were on your blog to see the link?

As for being lonely, you're just pissed because all your personalities are pissed at you...AGAIN!

If I was a cow, you'd be into bestiality...oops, too late, NEMO!

'old bastard'? This coming from someone who is jealous that my personalities have bigger 'balls' that YOU do! Oh, and the age thing, again, Methuselah? I'll remind your oldzheimer's self again--YOU are four years OLDER than ME...any of me!

I am not cantakerous, insulting, poor excuse for a blogger...except on YOUR blog...get the idea...crank up the generator and ya little light bulb just MIGHT pop to 'on' for a change.

Fun KNOWS 'shite', that's for sure! Wanker? How? I never use my HANDS.... {Not that I wouldn't have to, for you...being it requires hands to hold the magnifying glass and tweezers.} And that one guy stayed still a long time...but he said what a way to go....

You're just jealous because I have more 'balls' than YOU! Fun KNOWS Tyson but not Bush...you 'met' Tyson, in prison {and it figures YOU would consider 'that sort of thing' as being 'social skills'}...and you wouldn't remember what a bush looks like since the last one you saw was when you were BORN {ALL them long, long years ago!}.

Somebody has to be opinionated and self righteous, since YOU obviously have the morals of an alley cat in heat {and the dick size of less than an alley rat}. I am not frustrated at being schizophrenic, not since we all decided you are a pompous, self-styled wanna be emperoic twat mongering git.

I have never 'bordered' on insanity, I was lingering there to have the path permacreted so that you could find the path BACK to the nice men with the white coats and blue pills. It's your fantasy world that has me in a straight jacket, btw.

What would you know about 2 hours of ANYthing? Sleeping, trying to wank, and drooling over the bi chicks on this site...those do NOT count as foreplay nor sex, sexless deluded one!

Okay, so I do like insulting you, brit git!

Sensitive to your left hand or your right one, wanker?

Cut to the quick? Yeah, I'd say you were a minute man all right!

You can't be DEmoralized when ya got no freakin' morals, whinger!

Disillusioned? Quit eating the 'funny' looking mushrooms, damn it, they don't mix with your meds!

Unwarranted? The constable said the restraining orders on you would be ready any time now! {And hospital warden said the same about your meds!}

I didn't say I was into the dark arts...I said "I'll have to make the room DARK to 'do' YOU!

Having trouble reading again, so you have to send someone to give ya a rundown, sheesh!

I am already certified...PhD and Doctorate in Bitch!

BTW, the 2 hours you keep talking about...2 minutes, max, for you, so what do YOU know about 'time'? I've had eggs that took longer to get to the 'boiling' point!

I am a 'she' {it figures YOU would have problems recognizing a REAL female that doesn't require a PUMP}...but since you brought up gender and all...this from a man that has 'prefer not to say' on sexual preference?

Trust you? I'll trust our current president first...and I voted for Clinton!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/26/2006 8:48 am:
Oh for christs sake you wittering wailing washed out wassock, I pimp you all over blogville coz your the fucking comment whore personified and you have another fucking go at me. And you ARE fucking cantakerous and the only pop we will hear is my lightbulb, certainly wont be your long lost gucking cherry will it?? What happened to that guy? You suck him in and shit him out like all the rest? I resemble you calling Nemo a pump, he is a highly sensitive, perfectly engineered work of art that is fully functional and in demand.
Prat

BaronessK 52F

7/27/2006 3:39 am

They demand you get AWAY...not quite what you insinuated!

Git Whinging Whanker.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/27/2006 3:59 am:
Bollocks, they lust after me constantly, prat

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