WHAT THE FUCK???  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
8/3/2006 9:05 pm

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8/13/2006 2:58 am

WHAT THE FUCK???


Just a quickie this morning, work calls, I will answer comments on earlier posts later, promise.

Had an email this morning that simply said:

LOL....Didn't realise how much I miss the good old British humour...
Then I read your profile !!!
Thanks for giving me a good laugh,

?????
This is a profile I wrote to attract the honies and they are laughing at me???

Here is my profile for those that cannot access coz of member status

Looking For: Women for Other "Alternative" Activities


Profile for funintheday2006

FUN GOD OF BLOGLAND

Click the link: funintheday2006

Sarcasm, shit for wit, inane chatter, crap poems, its all there.

Check it out, at least you might get a giggle.

There's more laughs on my blog than shags on this site, trust me.

My Ideal Person:
IF YOU WANNA SHAG, ASK AND I MIGHT SAY YES.

UNLIKELY THAT YOU'LL WANT TO, JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION IT.

FAT, UGLY AND REPULSIVE.

IF I'M YOUR KINDA MAN MAKE SURE YOU CAN COOK, CLEAN AND LOOK AFTER ME PROPERLY.

DONT EXPECT LOTS OF FOREPLAY THOUGH, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. SORT YOURSELF OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE READY, I WONT TAKE LONG.

LEAVE A COMMENT ON MY BLOG OR EMAIL ME IF YOU WANNA CHAT.

Whats wrong with that???

Would you contact me from my profile???

rm_max_is_back 43M

8/3/2006 9:27 pm

Dude - even if i was gay I'd pass you up. maybe its me. Dont mean to sound like an asshole - but you asked.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 9:36 pm:
You dont sound like an asshole, welcome.
The profile is meant to get that reaction!!

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/3/2006 9:51 pm

    Quoting sweetbabydee07:
    No, probably not. But that's cause I don't cook or clean!
sane here!!...that, and I don't do guys yet...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 10:14 pm:
You will get back to me when you do lust?? I love a man in a vest

IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/3/2006 9:57 pm

I think it's a great profile.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 10:14 pm:
Me too, the best, apart from yours of course

Balibabe19 41F

8/3/2006 10:54 pm

Well it doesn't take much to realise the size of the tongue in your cheek ...who could resist??? Well plenty but hey a wise man once said "Ogres are like onions..." yes I know he is a cgi concoction but it was a man who said it!!

ps A fuckn kookaburra!!!!! sheesh... and here I was thinking I would get something more original...*nyuk nyuk nyuk!!*


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:35 am:
Kookabooras are cute. Who mentioned original?? Not me

BaronessK 52F

8/4/2006 3:58 am

Actually...all 7 of me fell in instant laughing lust with you when I read your profile! It was different, unique, humourous...and totally you {more than you realize, probably}.

I usually call you a few names in any of my posts to you...fill in the blanks, mate, I am a bit busy playing catch up!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 4:35 am:
Your gonna have to move faster to catch up to me

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/4/2006 5:09 am

yup - loved it. Got a bit mixed up tho - thought you wanted a woman who was fat, ugly and repulsive. Didn't apply on account that i'm a babe. Roobs. xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 8:21 am:
Aww, poor mixed up Roobs, can you cook and clean though?

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
8/4/2006 6:28 am

sounds like an honest profile for a change and with hubby i always warm my self up first,saves time as he's useless at it


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 8:20 am:
You should look at him with that face, theres an incentive for a man

partygirl3869 48F

8/4/2006 11:24 am

David, is that you???? Sorry, thought I found my husband on here...LMAO


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 6:44 pm:
Hi hon, be home around 8

catkit13 66F

8/4/2006 1:39 pm

i don't think so . . .
but i'm glad me met, anyway - guess it was blogville that brought us together - or fate???


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 6:44 pm:
Oh cat, Im glad too

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/4/2006 5:15 pm

Nowt wrong with that profile matey, simple and straight to the point. If they want ya then they'll shout ya!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 6:45 pm:
Oh god, Im glad Im deaf then

partygirl3869 48F

8/5/2006 6:52 am

Damn...home around 8? I better tell him to come over earlier...thanks for letting me know THIS time!! LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 8/5/2006 7:37 pm:
ROFLMAO, better be a quickie then

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