funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/3/2006 9:38 pm

Last Read:
8/27/2006 9:33 pm


I awoke, the room cloaked in darkness, to the smell of rotting fish and tried to get off the bed to see what was happening in my home.
I could not move, I thought I had had a stroke or something but, as I became fully conscious I realised I had been tied to my bed.
The sweat poured off me, the fear tangible as I pulled this way and that, trying to find a way out of this predicament.
There was little sound, the rustle of the trees outside my open window, the branches caressing the night as they sang their symphony of nature’s lyrics.
The air was thick with anticipation of the horrors that awaited and yet, there was no sound, just this smell that invaded every sense and created nausea.
Memories came flooding back.. No it couldn’t be. That was a nightmare, wasn’t it? Impossible extreme fantasy from a nightmare, surely?
Flashes came to me, sagging flesh, cellulite city covering my face, spittle dripping from the fangs of horror, the broomstick in the garage, the pointed hat on the hallway cabinet.
No, this was not real. I sobbed uncontrollably, why me? Self pity quickly gave way to panic.. was I alone, where was the angel of cock death?
I yanked at my bonds but, they were tight, I had no escape.
Then I heard it.
The slow shuffling of short legs on the staircase, the plop of the sagging arse as it hit every step on the way up due to the leg challenged affliction it has.
How did I get myself into this predicament?
Why did I give it my address?
How did it get in?
Then, there it was, framed in the doorway, darker than the night, a stunted growth on the face of humanity that should have been lanced at birth.
I struggled to make out the features ( not too hard, it is pig ugly, believe me), taking in the sights from the bottom to the top
Feet, cloven, shoes not needed.
Ankles that look like a growth on a flipper.
Calves that look like full grown sheep
Thighs, thunder doesn’t even get close, tornado sized with more lines than the local supermarket.
Hips that could carry an army
Arse that wobbles more than a tsunami
A stomach you could move a family in and still have a guest room.
Hands like badly cooked semolina, lumpy and inedible.
Fingers like worn out chopsticks
Arms like a rotten branch, knurled and flaking.
Tits, well they are unique, inverted tits I have never seen before, the piercing done through the back for access to the nipples.
A neck so lizard-like it screws guanas
The head the shape of a well kicked football and the features OOOO
The chins, so many they could be a skateboard park
The lips as sensuous as cow dung
The nose a stand in for a ski slope
The ears are an unfortunate addition, stood in the doorway it looked like a taxi with both doors open
The eyes are a wonderful bright red colour with purple and black frames around them that initially takes away focus from its
Hair coloured to match the eyes it is akin to a fakirs bed, pointing skywards it threatens the heavens with its nastiness.

So what happened last night when my dream date tracked me down and broke into my home? What will happen now??

Stay tuned and guess


JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/3/2006 9:58 pm

Shakes head and throws in towel I give up rooster man.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/3/2006 10:05 pm:
All will become clear as the story unfolds juice, I think she loves me

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/3/2006 10:27 pm

I wish you would not describe our sex lives in public, and cause i'm sick, why can't i have breakfast in bed? And I not going to the pig & pull dinner to eat with the relatives, you know how nassy they get. can't you be nice to me, just for a little while?
I need my medication now, too...

... and if i find out who the hussee is, ... Off with the halo!

funintheday2006 replies on 7/3/2006 11:31 pm:
Ok mag, Ill be nice. You can eat the horse without cooking it this time but, Im warning ya, DONT LEAVE THE HEAD in the bed, it smells and is nasty.

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/4/2006 2:52 am

I say Tabs?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:00 am:
Bless you for trying pervy, any mkore You have told tabs I take it

rm_WackyEPP 52F
8470 posts
7/4/2006 3:15 am

That'll teach you for giving me your address. xx

Wacky Jacky

funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:29 am:
Nice one epy, I'm saying no more.....

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/4/2006 3:44 am

Hey, I am just guessing. You are writing the 'story'.

I don't think I have to tell her. She will see it.

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/4/2006 3:45 am

You've already upset tabs you nasty piece of work, now go and apologise to her Tell her I sent oyu

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/4/2006 3:46 am

You've already upset tabs you nasty piece of work, now go and apologise to her Tell her I sent you

CB_2 51F

7/4/2006 2:29 pm

I may have to sue you for distress, fun. I Googled ["unusual nipples" animal] and came up with a whole pile of - errr - specialist porn interests. Got to say, though, I prefer the more urbane voice of www.zoophilia.com when I'm looking at animal porn

Anyway, 8 teeth makes me think of a yearling sheep, or at least that's what my researches have so far led me to. But that doesn't sound right to me. I mean, how can someone so indignantly not-gay be admitting to a fetish for our non-human friends??

Am dying for the end of this saga.... (though I still secretly suspect Robin Cook - he meets more of the criteria than anyone else so far!)

Blogito ergo sum.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 5:40 pm:
Believe me if this specimen of sperm had a beard she and Robby shitface would look like twins. That is, if he had one eye higher and bigger than the other

CB_2 51F

7/4/2006 2:32 pm

Wait, we're not on those fish-things from Harry Potter are we?? Not the Merpeople, but the fishy-things that sent back poor old Fleur (Oh God, better hope my 7 year old son doesn't catch my half-arsed description: he thinks I know EVERYTHING about HP)....

Blogito ergo sum.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 5:41 pm:
Now, Im getting concerned. I want you to sit in that corner and relax, take deep breasts, I mean breaths and go to my room when you feel better

Damn_Dilemma 49F

7/6/2006 4:49 pm

Sorry, I relate to easily because I've been there and wearing the t-shirt, Read this it might explain more about me caude

funintheday2006 replies on 7/6/2006 11:28 pm:
Im sorry you suffered babe, and sorry my post brought back bad memories.

4biddenlove4us 49F

7/10/2006 6:59 pm

A Story not to be Told
I always have that feeling of anger and fright,
Watching my door because he used to come by at night.
I find a way to keep my eyes open and not fall asleep,
Feelings I don't wish to tell because it hurts to much to weep!!
Please will you just not touch me anymore!
Every time you look at me I feel like a whore.
What he did that day was so very wrong,
I tried to get away but his grip was much to strong,
He pulled me back to the room alone in my house,
He had it all planned out!! I wish I could have known,
I thought I fought every step of the way and somehow knew I must have
refused to give in,
I wanted to scream what he did to me, but where to begin,
He is so terribly sick, I really got used
With his arms wrapped about me I was greatly abused,
He decided to have his sickened fun with me,
But worse I must live with it, because he set me free!
How could a man do this to me,
Every time I tried to tell someone I felt as if I would get sick and pewk.
Just the thought of how you touched me makes me sick!!!
Why did you have to pick me, there were so many other girls to pick from?
I know I am not the prettiest or the best
Why did you have to pick me out of the forsaken rest?
Now I find it so difficult to look at my reflection,
Due to all of my dirty thoughts and feeling of deception towards any other
man I feel I might love one day!!
aka Damn_Dilemma
I hope this explains more appropriately what I tried to explain in my Damn_Dilemma post. I have both handles for a special reason I won't disclose here but if you would like to know more about me, you could read my blogs on this, my main handle 4biddenlove4us.
Thanks for the personal email apology, I felt flattered by your gentlemanliness tho you come across as a good laugh too. {=}{=}{=}
Have to admit your blogs are worth reading, I enjoy them but I don't always get online as much as I would like to.
Regardless of what you might hear or see, these are the only 2 handles I have now tho I use to have 6 at one time due to me getting banned for saying too much in chatrooms so now I avoid them like the plague tho am tempted to go into the Hot Tub at times although the lobby was my usual haunting grounds.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/10/2006 9:22 pm:
Thanks babe. I really do feel for anyone that is abused in any way and, although I obviously cannot empathise with the aftermath of your experiences I do sincerel;y hope that you have rrealised that there is no guilt atatched to you at all and this expaerience does not devalue you as either a woman or a person. You come back, I'll be checking out your blog.

Damn_Dilemma 49F

7/18/2006 12:24 pm

<~ aka
I know, I know, I use both handles because sometimes I get banned in the chatrooms for speaking my mind but I'm one and the same person
and hope you don't stop caring for me any less than you do now or so I assume.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/18/2006 5:59 pm:
I never judge, that way I hope no one judges me. I have been banned from much better places than chatrooms!! My main reason for giving up my sport was the politics involved and the fact that my outspoken views were an embarrasment to many and I was banned from top level debates. So, no, I dont care who bans you or how many handles you have, or the reasons for them. You are you,its enough

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