TRADITIONS MUST BE KEPT, BEND OVER  

funintheday2006 56M
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6/24/2006 12:18 am

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TRADITIONS MUST BE KEPT, BEND OVER

100 things

Apparently its tradition after 100 blogs to do the 100 things you don’t know about me jobby, so here goes, just hope there are 100 things about me!
1. I have 5 sisters
2. No other siblings
3. Our family was extremely poor
4. I stole food from a young age to feed the kids.
5. I love them all
6. Never met dad
7. Was regarded as academically exceptional and still am a clever bastard
8. Mensa member, hated meeting, went once, dipshits and I’m one of them!
9. Water sport fanatic (NO NOT THAT KIND you bloody pervert)
10. Drove formula 3 powerboat competitively
11. Crashed horrendously and walked away uninjured, well swam.
12. Triple somersault of boat still shown on some TV shows!
13. Was Semi pro sportsman
14. European Champion for 7 years straight
15. Knocked out World champion with one punch in dressing room dispute
16. 3rd Dan Karate
17. Master Thai Boxing
18. Shave body hair
19. Met wife when I was 11 yrs old
20. Married at 17
21. Divorced at 30
22. Still love her and she me
23. Lived in Australia
24. Lived in Spain
25. Computer Geek
26. Hate techno/house music
27. Dated/lived with famous actress
28. Caught a famous singer in a lesbian clinch at a showbiz party whilst searching for my own room!
29. Bought my first Jaguar carat age 23
30. One of a group of 25 people who windsurfed across the English Channel
31. Have a commercial yacht masters certificate
32. Love small breasts (on a woman!)
33. Lived with 2 girls at the same time
34. Cannot father children
35. Was offered modelling contract and turned it down
36. Was minor celebrity with appearances on a number of TV shows
37. Hated it, false and yucky
38. Taught some self defence techniques British Army group
39. Sentimental
40. Like cheesy music including country
41. Was in a band for a time
42. Sing like a frog with a hernia
43. Dance like a tazer victim
44. Never drank alcohol till the age of 31
45. Only drink red wine
46. Love cooking
47. Hate liars
48. Frustrated thespian
49. Spontaneous
50. Write for business magazines
51. Psychologist by profession (never practiced)
52. Caring Capitalist
53. Libertarian politically
54. Rescued a couple at sea whose boat had capsized
55. Have a driving licence for virtually every type of road vehicle
56. Tenacious
57. Romantically inclined
58. Brash
59. Up front
60. Embarrassed by any compliments
61. Sarcastic
62. Hurt when I hurt others
63. Was a handful for mum
64. Loved school and spent the holidays studying Mathematics and English Literature from the age of about 9.
65. Was given private tuition free by teacher
66. Worked 3 jobs at the age of 13
67. Milkman’s assistant
68. Paperboy
69. Landscape gardening
70. Worked full time all through Uni
71. Employer never knew
72. Will do anything for a challenge
73. Get vertigo but done the big shot in Vegas
74. Strong willed
75. This is getting hard
76. Was glassed in the back of the head in a club
77. Was a doorman for many years
78. Was always the ‘smallest’ doorman even though I am 6’ tall
79. Bought 3 bars and sold them 3 days after completion to a large brewery
80. Prefers foreplay to penetration

NOW THE RULES CHANGE. Tell me some things YOU THINK you know about me and I will tell you if you are correct. I’ll be as honest as I can be so go for it:

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME???


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/24/2006 3:20 am

That you don't like my boobs. I will be forever wondering what might have been if my twins where just a tad smaller and I looked a little less like Shelly Winters. (jk)
Seriously next to Mav and a few others I think your one of the funniest and most sensual men on AdultFriendFinder. And if I am pimpin ya it's because it is true. Here is to another 100.

Juicy


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/24/2006 6:44 am

    Quoting JuicyBBW1001:
    That you don't like my boobs. I will be forever wondering what might have been if my twins where just a tad smaller and I looked a little less like Shelly Winters. (jk)
    Seriously next to Mav and a few others I think your one of the funniest and most sensual men on AdultFriendFinder. And if I am pimpin ya it's because it is true. Here is to another 100.
Boobs are only one bit of a woman hon, and not the most important bit either!! You think Mav is funny?? You mean to look at surely? He hasn't got any senses either whether uality or not! Dont pimp him babe, the women will leave the site in droves and were already outnumbered here!!
Bet he reads this and has another go at me...


maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
6/24/2006 3:11 pm


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/24/2006 9:38 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I know ya are smart..loving and strong..nice list.
Thanks babe, luv u 2


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/24/2006 9:38 pm

Articulate as ever, perv


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/25/2006 9:18 pm

    Quoting sweetbabydee07:
    umm, chronic over-achiever?

    and i'm guessing if the thought of something scares you, you're more likely to go ahead and do it anyway, not less...

    and yeah, that mensa lot are a bunch of wankers, aren't they. all just sitting around going, 'ooh, we're so clever, everybody else is so dumb. they might have brains but most of them don't have much insight into anything. IMO.
Oh, dee, the only thing your wrong about there is the sitting down at meetings, they wander around snaring victims to whom they can impart their far superior knowledge. There is not one crumb of common sense amongst them. Your opinion is spot on, what I found worrying is that I joined the fucking crew! Never been back though so perhaps I'm still human??


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/25/2006 9:21 pm

    Quoting sweetbabydee07:
    And I'm also wondering if you talk as much as you write? Hell, even HALF as much and I'd not get a word in edgeways. I've been blogging since January or something and I ain't even getting near 100 posts. And guys always say its women that talk too much...
Now thats bang out of order, you NOT getting a word in edgeways??? You sure about that? IMO you'd shut me the fuck up within seconds of me even getting close to one of your rant subjects.. you know that


florallei 99F

6/25/2006 10:32 pm

Congrats?...I am still trying to digest all your amazing achievements thus far...so here's my pathetic attempt...your wear boxers, you have a big shlong..., big hands, large feet, love the exotic type (female),
an obssessive compulsive when it comes to details, extreme in wanting to control things...extreme in generosity...forgiving...thoughtful...very helpful in giving advice...some uncertainty with your abilities ...humble...
Florallei


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/26/2006 12:23 am

    Quoting florallei:
    Congrats?...I am still trying to digest all your amazing achievements thus far...so here's my pathetic attempt...your wear boxers, you have a big shlong..., big hands, large feet, love the exotic type (female),
    an obssessive compulsive when it comes to details, extreme in wanting to control things...extreme in generosity...forgiving...thoughtful...very helpful in giving advice...some uncertainty with your abilities ...humble...
    Florallei
Mmm, not bad at all, the only question marks are the schlong and the humble bit!!


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/27/2006 1:48 am

    Quoting sweetbabydee07:
    Hah. Mensa. I passed their IQ test and they offered me the key to the executive washroom, but I declined. So which of us is smarter?
No contest, You. I was actually flattered until I went to a meeting!


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