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funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
8/11/2006 2:50 am

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TOP MALE BLOGGER

Jesus was I surprised when the postman turned up today with a letter from one of our further colonies.

I grabbed it eagerly, extracting it from the vast number of envelopes with red writing FINAL DEMAND written on them.
Its great when people let you know that it is the last time they will be asking for money isn’t it? Means you have more to spend.

Anyway, I thought it was from my LG as she is now preparing to travel up to Darwin and I’m a bit concerned just because I’ve never been there and hope it’s ok for her.

No, it was from someone else so I shelved the disappointment and started to read.

Dear Mr. My Lord Fun God,
cant argue with that

I was motivated and moved to write to you after visiting your blog for a few days in order to educate myself. (bless)
I have had many idols in my life, indeed I am an idle drongo myself, but, you are now the peak of sensitive manly perfection I will strive to achieve. All others pale into insignificance in the presence of your immeasurable compassion and intellect.
still not arguing
I have decided that as a public shrine to you I will start blogging myself and include you in all my posts, or at least as many as I can. Will you please honour me with comments at my blog and I will always do so on yours. Your blog is like a chapel to me where I can worship at any time. Aww shucks

Being a sheepshagger I have been somewhat isolated from human contact and especially Sheilas so please forgive me if my initial pathetic attempts are not as high a quality such a mentor as you would expect.

I have tried many times to get a Sheila for myself without success so I am hoping the site and your patronage will assist me in my quest to shag a proper woman. Naturally, I realise I cannot be choosy and if I can get a man to practice on in the meantime that will be ok too.

I have to tell you at this point that I am a multi personality and sometimes do silly things. You might become a target of this condition that is caused by excessive rubbing of the inner thighs on wool. I know it could have been avoided but, sex just isn’t the same with thigh length sheep dip waders is it?

I have only ever lived amongst the coolabahs so have spent most of my life doped up like a Koala but, I don’t have as many fleas. I have some, of course, but not many, they seem to prefer fresh meat.

I also drink at the Ettamogha bar near me so my life is somewhat slanted, as is the bar. You gotta try their burgers, they are massive and the chunky chips leave nothing to grizzle about. They do a fair dinkum pot too. I spend a lot of time there.

Works not so good at the moment, I have a bit of an economic crisis, I moved into a career of pigskin shaving for pork scratchings but, their popularity is waning. I don’t want you to think I am kinky but, it has added a new dimension to my sex life.

There was much more, I will save that for another post.

On a slightly more serious note, this guy has made an impact in the blogs, some might say negatively but, I think not.
I make a prediction that if he carries on the way he is this will be THE top male blogger very shortly.
Take a look but, for fucks sake don’t tell him I sent you.


check him out economickrisiseconomickrisis


Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/11/2006 3:07 am

LMFAO... reminds me of another Kevin bloody wilson song!!! will find the lyrics for you at some point.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 3:50 am:
yes please, I can plagarise them for clitopatra

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
8/11/2006 3:52 am

A milestone here. This aussie git was my 5000th commenter so, apart from the fact that he does have a warped sense of the ridiculous this is also his penance.


tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/11/2006 4:56 am

aye and he's gorgeous

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 4:58 am:
That's not him He changes pictures more often than Peter Stringfellow changes Blondes

TabithaElectra 37F

8/11/2006 5:55 am

I am scared to go visit!

Will you come with me and hold my hand please?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:32 am:
And what will we do with your other hand, you cant take a lollipop there

rm_slippery243 56M
87 posts
8/11/2006 6:29 am

Dear Mr., My Lord Fun God,
Just wanted to get in touch. Haven't heard from you in years. Tha's right every since the I battled the Gods of the Greek and the Romans. Yes they were a tough foe but I earned their respect and Them mine.The battlefield was all over creation and over many periods of time. Mortals and immortals alike fought reverently. Myself I battled for the rank of god status. As I experienced many tribulations along the way. Only to overcome each.Yes I like many mortals experienced the pleasure of sweet nectars, The bitter taste of fine wines, the high times of herbs and mind expanding medicinals. Yes the pleasures of the flesh of which my battle was fought, was satisfied only leaving behind the goddesses and gods of early philosophers. But as I elevate in status I know these pleasures will be performrd also.
This is what a sick mind is really like. And yes getting sicker


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:36 am:
I know the pressures you suffered slip, I too was subject to these attacks and battles.
I feel for you as a mere mortal for I had the advantage of God status from the start.
I do hope your elevation does not get stuck between floors as so many do and you put out of your mind the behinds of the old philosophers, especially the gods.
I am so pleased your mind is getting sicker, its what sets us apart and your rise to Goddom appears to be a formality.

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
8/11/2006 6:44 am

Personally, I find it pretty pathetic that you have started another profile and blog in your quest to have all of your personalities listed on the front page. Will you PLEASE start taking your meds?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:49 am:
You said you would not grass
Thats the last time I take you camping and why did you steal my boxers
Thas due far a slapped arse lass

TabithaElectra 37F

8/11/2006 7:11 am

And what will we do with your other hand, you cant take a lollipop there ~~~

I can't ??!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:37 pm:
No, of course not. He will think its a sex toy and attack you. Let's discuss your other hand...........?*

MillsShipsGayly 51M

8/11/2006 7:43 am

Kelli is right .. HEAVY medication

Maybe the kids pill in the morning and thre purple one at night

Remember, anything lasting 4 hours or more makes you a bit freakish


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:39 pm:
Kelli hasn't been the same since I took her camping. I turned up with a tent and she thought we were going to a drag club.
She thinks of nothing but sex, drugs and cock and ball. High maintenance you know

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/11/2006 7:55 am

aye and he's gorgeous

funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 12:58 pm:
That's not him He changes pictures more often than Peter Stringfellow changes Blondes

Oh well there goes that fantasy

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:39 pm:
Oh, trac, you have others

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
8/11/2006 10:30 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 7:49 am:
You said you would not grass
Thats the last time I take you camping and why did you steal my boxers
Thas due far a slapped arse lass


I don't do grass, or any other drugs. Maybe we've been wrong, and your problem is too many drugs?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:40 pm:
Or maybe not enough? You are the only bovine I know that doesn't do grass. Very strangs

BaronessK 52F

8/11/2006 12:48 pm

Now why would you be awantin' for me poor Bonnie lass to be agettin' the cooties?

The 'list' is piddle...that's why we have 'watched blogs' list, ya git! As I said to the musty midget when he linked on my blog: Ah, so you can read 'local' statistics and keep them in order? {Not many of us in this state that can write at all, so not hard to make any 'list' here, either}...and I feel there are better writers than me...the ones I read all the time, regardless of their location in the world...or the list.

Not that I would be adverse to being on top with some of those on the list....


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:45 pm:
Bollocks to the list ya daft tarts, my definition of top blogging are those that amuse and entertain or have something substantial to say. You wouldn't recognise that definition would ya? None of ya. Have you carried out ya sentence or are you poncing about still??? As it 'appens your blog is not, surprisingly, the worst one there is.

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

8/11/2006 1:51 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:58 am:
That's not him He changes pictures more often than Peter Stringfellow changes Blondes

and I kept visiting him thinking his unique style and presence just kept making him sexier and sexier


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:46 pm:
M0, Mo, thats me not him He shags sheep, you want it after THAT

Balibabe19 41F

8/11/2006 2:04 pm

So LG is coming to my hometown huh?

*mmmm....sits and ponders*

Lets hope she doesn't become prey to the dreaded drop bears!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:46 pm:
Ya bugger, I'm worried enough Ok, I'm buying, whats a drop bear

EroticaXTC 49F

8/11/2006 5:20 pm

but what if I don't want to go???????


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:47 pm:
You have to have sex with me Shit, ya went dint ya

florallei 99F

8/11/2006 5:36 pm

Hi Fun,

He came a callin' to me' blog and I went to visit his and am so glad he visited me first for I never would have found him...He is so witty, intelligent and dang that accent hehehe...He is like YOU in another part of the world...Are you twins...same father different mothers perhaps?
hugs,
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:47 pm:
I aint even going there flo, aint even going there

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/11/2006 5:43 pm

Oh crap... a twin of Fungod??? oh please no, cant handle two of him (not that i actually want to handle him of course)


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:48 pm:
Fucking scary or what?? Even I took out extra insurance when I read that

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/11/2006 6:28 pm

I'll check him out...but only because I want to..not because you told me to...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:49 pm:
Thats a really good reason Lust, you stay independant, bollocks to the world

economickrisis 54M

8/12/2006 12:38 am

Yer a pommy mongel bastard! Ya swore ya wouldnt publish me fan letters to ya. Thanks fer the parcel too, it arrived unbroken.

But why yer think I neeed a plaster cast of yer arse cheeks I duno .


funintheday2006 replies on 8/12/2006 1:13 am:
And your a whining aussie twat, you said ya needed the cast coz ya needed somethin hard in yer life

BaronessK 52F

8/12/2006 1:31 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 11:45 pm:
Bollocks to the list ya daft tarts, my definition of top blogging are those that amuse and entertain or have something substantial to say. You wouldn't recognise that definition would ya? None of ya. Have you carried out ya sentence or are you poncing about still??? As it 'appens your blog is not, surprisingly, the worst one there is.

'You' as in HIM, ya daft git! And you were serious about the sentence? Which bollocks bugger was it to be, then?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/12/2006 2:02 am:
T' slimy git, you as in the 7 blunders otf the world, ya thick or what?

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/12/2006 5:02 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 12:58 pm:
That's not him He changes pictures more often than Peter Stringfellow changes Blondes

Oh well there goes that fantasy

funintheday2006 replies on 8/12/2006 5:39 am:
Oh, trac, you have others

Maybe I have.....maybe I haven't... I ain't tellin nuttin

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 12:29 am:
You told someone you got the hots for me.. go on.. admit it

4biddenlove4us 49F

8/12/2006 8:23 am

ROTFLAO


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 12:30 am:
A nutter from aus eh? How unusual is that?? Not.

Bloody_Quandary 49F

8/12/2006 8:43 am

Well i know it is him cuz i have slept wiv him and he is me boyfriend and he sez he loves me and i am having his baby so get lost tracy_de_lacy and dont try to nick him cos he is comin to Wigan to see me and i have already been to the Co-op to do a big shop on friday 4 stuff to give him to eat like crocodiles and billabong juice ~smiles~


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 12:32 am:
You slept with a sheep?

marnison 79F

8/12/2006 11:15 pm

omg....does this mean that everything that he's said to me is
true.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 12:34 am:
It is Im afraid, you need a sheepskin coat to attract him

EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/13/2006 4:35 am

OI.. if that pics turns out to be fake.. you're gonna be in trouble!!! *wipes drool from chin*

Hugs E.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 6:03 am:
IT fucking is a fake

marnison 79F

8/13/2006 8:27 am

    Quoting marnison:
    omg....does this mean that everything that he's said to me is
    true.
Ewwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 9:35 pm:
Nicely put, what was your degree in

marnison 79F

8/13/2006 10:37 pm

ewwwwwe really want to know.


4biddenlove4us 49F

8/14/2006 6:08 am

I thought a pommy was meant for australians as in POME = Prisoners of Mother England not like the ausies call the english pommies, very strange that!!!!!


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