TODAYS HOROSCOPES  

funintheday2006 56M
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7/1/2006 4:17 am

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7/1/2006 8:23 pm

TODAYS HOROSCOPES


HAPPINESS IS TWO FRIENDS SHARING THE SAME SUNLIGHT.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Beware of slimy creatures today. There's one lurking in the fridge, pretending to be lettuce.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You will have a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup for lunch, and will receive a phone call from a man named "Graham", but who tells you his name is something else. Don't believe him for a second. He will be very impressed that you knew his actual name.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Do not eat chocolate today, when nobody is looking. Ice cream is so much better.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Excellent day to fidget.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Good day to embrace diversity. Wear mismatched shoes.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to learn ventriloquism. Lesson 1: make squishy sounds when people walk by, in time with their footsteps.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You will develop a passion for BBQ cuisine, and will refuse to eat anything that hasn't been "blackened." Your family will draw the line at blackened corn flakes, however.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today you will receive a gift horse. Unfortunately, it will have a really horrendous case of gingivitis.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today you will make the bold move from fidgeting to twiddling. Just please be careful.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Good day to stand on the pavement near a tall building, and stare up at the roof. You'll meet some interesting people that way.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 1
Excellent day to make strange mouth noises, particularly in a crowded lift.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Small fluffy animals will come over and lean on you, today. It's just their way of showing their appreciation, and of telling you that you are furniture.

rm_WackyEPP 52F
8470 posts
7/1/2006 5:58 am

Good day to stand on the pavement near a tall building, and stare up at the roof. You'll meet some interesting people that way.....OMG! This is my favourite pass time, the amount of people who stop and look up is just amazing and hilarious. xx

Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/1/2006 8:25 pm:
Another good one, near a bus stop, look over a hedge or gate, walk on. go back, look again then repaeat. Now walk off and watch from a distance 50% of people at bus stop will wander over for a look

EroticaXTC 49F

7/1/2006 7:41 am

...going off to practice strange mouth noises...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/1/2006 8:26 pm:
WITHOUT ME????

smoothnjuicy4u 50F

7/1/2006 9:07 am

LOL Im a libra..


funintheday2006 replies on 7/1/2006 8:26 pm:
I am so sorry, ther is no cure

florallei 99F

7/1/2006 10:29 am

Hi Fun,

How uncanny...love most things blackened...totally amazing! LIBRA here.
Florallei


funintheday2006 replies on 7/1/2006 8:26 pm:
I can only tell what the stars inform me...

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/1/2006 5:52 pm

Hmmm waiting for a fluffy animal oh wait is your digit a fluffy animal?.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/1/2006 8:27 pm:
Only in winter babe, only in winter

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