THE NIGHTMARE... PART 1  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/4/2006 12:01 am

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THE NIGHTMARE... PART 1

The night was hot and humid in blogland and I at in the garden, the cats playing nearby as I sipped gently from the wine glass, savouring the moments of pleasure that only true relaxation brings.

Darkness swept in unannounced as the birds retired to their nests and day creatures scurried to the safety of their homes, leaving the night for the predators and nocturnal dwellers in blogland.

I rose from my seat in the tranquillity of the evening and retired to the shower in order to ready myself fo the nights erotic dreams of all my blogfriends with no fucking benefits and my blogah.

I closed my eyes as the warm water cascaded down my body, the erection already starting and creating a waterfall to the outlet,(Yea, all right it is a story, I can say what I want), Caressing my Adonis like frame with the ministerings of the Radox (I like Radox, ok?) as I cleansed myself of the daily toils.

Peace and harmony was throbbing throughout my being when suddenly, the lights went out.

I had been knocked unconscious by a pair of dirty knickers swung savagely at my head by the pond dwelling creature.

I don’t know how long I was out but, I came round to total darkness, the smell of putridity attacking me and a dampness that threatened to engulf me. Oh, my god, I was inside the titless wonders fanny, this was the only place I’d ever been where the noxious fumes could be felt on the skin.

I screamed but the echoes just came back, mocking me, taunting me and making the cavern walls vibrate.

I tried to run around then it became clear to me, it was only my head that was inside this rancid vagina. Oh hell, she is sat on my face, I cried but, the tears mixed with the chemicals inside burned my eyes and I had to pull myself together.

I heard it grunt as it moved position trying to force me further into that orifice of oribbleness ( it’s my word and Im using it) and felt the crashing of the arse as it resettled on my chest, which was in serious danger of collapse.

With an enormous effort I dragged my head to the side of the putrifying flesh and bit as hard as I could. Its screams killed 3 neighbours dogs and the ambulance came for the guy 3 doors away.

With a mighty roar she lifted herself from me and……

Work calls more later




catkit13 66F

7/4/2006 12:06 am

whew! weird idea of a fantasy, i do believe . . . do these ideas keep you up at night, or do you just try to scare the rest of us?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 12:17 am:
They scare me much more than they do anyone else cat, believe me

rm_WackyEPP 52F
8470 posts
7/4/2006 2:12 am

I love Radox too, but if that's what it induces....I'M CHANGING BRANDS!! xx

Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 2:23 am:
I am seriously considering Dove myself, all soft and creamy.. now what does that remind you of

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/4/2006 2:53 am

I say Orchid.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:02 am:
ooo, you are a trier cocker, I gotta give you that, are you brave enough to tell these visions of lovliness your suspicions

TabithaElectra79 37F

7/4/2006 3:05 am

I am completely lost!

Are you dating someone from the blogs and the Spanish female??!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:11 am:
Just you darling, you know you stole my heart?*
Mav is being very rude about you hon, I'm gonna get him though, dont you worry
What Spanish female???

funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:11 am:
I am a slut you know

TabithaElectra79 37F

7/4/2006 3:25 am

Why is he being rude about me ????


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:33 am:
He is saying 'o she of sensual eroticism that you are the person mentioned in this blog WAS I LAST NIGHT? OH GOD, HELP ME just 2 down from here where I described a meeting with a fellow blogger. You must have stayed on the beach a long time hon to have missed this one !! Which beach did you go to?

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/4/2006 3:47 am

What brave? She will see it. Duh!

I am just 'reading' the clues you weave!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 3:49 am:
Ah, now your seeing the game!!

wants2cyber 42F

7/4/2006 5:46 am

Just be cautious, Fun, pond creatures have lots of friends just below the surface (and no, I don't mean parasites).

(eagerly sitting on the sidelines waiting for the next blow that might land your head in my lap... hmmm... not a bad way for you to go!)

On to round... 17?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 5:56 am:
Welcome o wanting one, I agree, not a bad landing at all, will I land head first sliding into the recesses of pleasure or roll off and bang my head on the bloody floor as usual;??

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/4/2006 3:49 pm

*shakes her head ... pops another pain pill hopeing the nightmare goes away. Still looking confused.

Was that Dudly, the garbage man, in the ambulance?

Why you saying you aren't with women? The "spanish woman"? I think Tabs better be on guard. Hummm... I think you are with four of them ... and the fifth blogah is an illusive illusion


funintheday2006 replies on 7/4/2006 5:42 pm:
Oh, poor tabs, the sensuous one. Hi Oh great and hip sore Mags. My darling, you will never be an illusion, just my own confusion

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