THANK YOU A FUCKING BUNDLE, NOW I FEEL GOOD:((  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/10/2006 10:49 pm

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THANK YOU A FUCKING BUNDLE, NOW I FEEL GOOD:((

Just opened my emails and one from a lady whose photos look cute.
However, any thoughts of contacting her for a body slapping session appear to be somewhat futile.
Here is her email for you, tell me if she is right

"Just been reading your blog and it is the funniest on the site, without doubt.
You show a sensitive side and a warped humour.
Any thoughts of a sex meet for you with anyone should not be considered however.
I have to tell you that no woman will ever take you seriously enough to want to go to bed with you.
Keep writing, it will probably be your only solace."

NOW AINT THAT JUST TOO CUTE????


Is she right???

Are there women out there that have sex with fools??

It really got me thinking, I can tell you!!


catkit13 66F

7/11/2006 12:02 am

hey, fun, laughing is a great part of life! and smiling and laughing while having sex/making love is great - who wants to be in bed with someone grim? just let me know when you'll be visiting the glorious southwest in the usa and we'll test this theory, ok?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 12:28 am:
Providing you doont laugh when I get undressed

cobra70118 105M

7/11/2006 12:06 am

fun

she *thinks* she has issues with you on a personal level

she is the fool...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 12:11 am:
Hi cobra, methinks she just hates me
I have never had a comment or anything before from her, I dunno, some people eh?

BaronessK 52F

7/11/2006 12:20 am

Sure I would, fun...after all, a Baroness must have her court jester...and I could show you what *I* can do with 'balls'....

Maturity and a sense of humor are NOT exclusive traits apart from each other -- and those are my main 'requirements' {actually, specifically, laugh lines...goes to show sense of humor, maturity, and a host of other things about a MAN versus 'just a male'}.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 12:31 am:
Now you see, Im confused.. which one of your personalities would have my balls?? And as for laugh lines, my face has so many I look like I've beejn fucking hysterical from birth

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 1:48 am

->> writes a reminder on back of hand never mail fun Cant imagine the shame to wake up to the whole nation reading it Mornin Lovely 1 lolllllllllllllllllllllllll mwahhhh xk


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:32 am:
You will notice, o giver of knowledge to the unwilling that there is no names mentioned. I am not a cad woman
I would have mentioned your rather explicit email otherwise

CB_2 51F

7/11/2006 1:56 am

Ha ha ha, Fun - serves you right!!!!

PS She has a point, but personally I think she's trying to trap you into curiosity about her. You know she's gagging for it really

Blogito ergo sum.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:32 am:
Ya wanna see her emails, downright dirty I tell ya

BaronessK 52F

7/11/2006 2:04 am

As I said before, they all think about ya, ya git...so what do YOU CARE?!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:33 am:
Baz, you do have a point,all of you

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/11/2006 2:20 am

Hmmm I have had sex with a few fools. Now they wish they hadn't of been fools some are still trying to get back in my bed.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:34 am:
Hmm, so they only become fools after the s;leep with you?? Interesting

RubyRedPetal 44F

7/11/2006 2:59 am

Shes off her rocker babe. x

* *


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:35 am:
They all are hon, they all are. Personally I prefer a woman of an age where a rocker isn't really needed

EroticaXTC 49F

7/11/2006 3:12 am

Oh I have to agree with Juicy on that one, lol...they've all been fools
Seriously though, don't pay her opinion much thought...you can only be yourself, and you want someone who's into you just the way you are.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 3:37 am:
Oh Ero, I couldn't goive a toss realy, just wonder why some people get so much pleasure from trying to down people. Sad and a load opinion about themself I feel

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
7/11/2006 3:52 am

I am going to have to disagree with the mail lady.

If I man can't make me laugh, he sure as hell isn't going to make me orgasm!!

Frangi x


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 4:05 am:
Ah, now thats my secret, whilst your wiping the tears from your eyes Im in and done Quick but, effective

Nina_Dee 61F

7/11/2006 3:58 am

LMAO! The little cutie just may be playing hard to get.
Now I'm definitely not going to mail you - you might just come out with my erotic thoughts about you!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 4:06 am:
Aw, spoilsport, i never give names, you know that

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/11/2006 4:45 am

Oh, god, is there no hope for the crazy!!!!!

I see that there are a few out there, Fun!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 4:48 am:
They are all just toying with me until they can get to you Mav

ShyWhisper2006 53F
15175 posts
7/11/2006 5:18 am

Hell no she is not right...I would rather like the idea of someone that can make me smile of laugh...it breaks the ice and makes one comfortable...don't lose your humor...please?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 5:32 am:
Hi babe, cant lose it, its all Ive got!! Thats what made me think OH SHIT, thats why I get nothing

florallei 99F

7/11/2006 9:36 am

A body slapping session...that just sounds scary...I like good pain but that sounds a bit drastic...what will she use to slap...leather whip, wooden spoon, belt, chains...but in all seriousness FUN I thought you were into that kinky shit. Was I mistaken? hehehe
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 9:41 am:
Me no kinky, me scared of that shit

florallei 99F

7/11/2006 9:39 am

BTW...I know you have the deep and intellectual and thoughtful side and romantic side and and and...will I could go on...so hell YEA BABY...I'd do you in a second...the problem will be would you DO ME? LOL
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 9:42 am:
I make no promises to anyone about 'doing' them honey, memory is a strange animal, not sure I'd remember how

rm_WackyEPP 52F
8470 posts
7/11/2006 12:58 pm

Who wants to go to bed with boring and miserable?

Make me laugh Babe, gets me every time.

So go on then....strip off give us a giggle.

xx


Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:20 pm:
Now, if I strip off you'll all fucking die laughing, who would I write for then??

eveready06 41M

7/11/2006 4:24 pm

Aww she obviously wants a miserable bastard with a three foot cock!lol! Point her in my direction will you!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:20 pm:
Strange, I sent her your details within 3 minutes of getting the email

bbw4u06 50F

7/11/2006 5:07 pm

Hey I married a fool and now I feel like a fool for marrying him.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:22 pm:
That is so sweet, you've become like him because he was your idle

4biddenlove4us 49F

7/11/2006 6:06 pm

WELL, READING ALL I'VE READ I MUST SAY I"M THE BIGGEST FOOL.
As the saying goes, " A fool learns by their own mistakes and a clever person by the mistakes of others. "
I make mistakes all the time but I learn nothing just gain new experiences so what do you think that makes me??
I love your style and would go for you in a heartbeat pity I gave my heart to one other already but who knows, it might be you in disguise
Tell us if she is right instead of asking us if she is right!!
take care and keep me smiling {=}{=}{=} and I assure you, I don't smile or laugh often but reading your blogs gets me going that I feel the will and need to live and keep going!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 6:49 am:
You say the sweetest things, Im not really sure I deserve that kind of accolade
If it gives you a smile, then its worth the effort to write

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 7:17 pm

You will notice, o giver of knowledge to the unwilling that there is no names mentioned. I am not a cad woman
I would have mentioned your rather explicit email otherwise


Go ahead post it tell the world i have a strange fetish and then begged you to wear my alluminus Pink lycra cyclng shorts with the spandex orange vest ok asking you to masturbate into my flip flops was over the top & threw you over the edge i know that now im truly sorry & i have no shameeeeeeeee let em know i have bad taste in leisure wear am i bothered thoooo lol mmmm just imagining you in that outfit oooh excuse me while i reach for the wetwipessssss ive dribbled down me best anarak he heeeeeeeeeee morninggggggggggggggg mister did you miss me ??? nope ok xxk


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:26 pm:
You lying kinky wench, there is no mention here of shagging in public at the Karaoke bar on Brighton beach and the unspeakable things you wanted to do with that fishermans hook is there?? OH NO, you cannot deflect attention like that you shameless tart

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 7:19 pm

im proppa laughin here<------ )))


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 7:28 pm:
Proppa??? You must go down a fucking bomn at work

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 8:11 pm

You lying kinky wench, there is no mention here of shagging in public at the Karaoke bar on Brighton beach and the unspeakable things you wanted to do with that fishermans hook is there?? OH NO, you cannot deflect attention like that you shameless tart

Nope lol but there issssss now & you should also add the fisherman plied me with cider then was so over whelmed at my version of rock the boat ( & without out my teeth in should add) he took advantage of my drunken state and woood me with his cockles n muscles story what can i say im a sucker for a man in a boat with a big hook can i just say i got suspicious and left when he asked me up come up the front of his boat & inspect his faulty flangeeeeeeee grabbed me pantalooons and left scandalousssssss lolllllll
Fun please stop now my sides are hurting

ps i prefer you went for the word hussy to tart x


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 8:24 pm:
See, you've admited it, you are a sucker of the highest order. AND YOU SWALLOW.
Dont think by saying 'that' fisaherman will get you off the hook, I saw all the others in line polishing their rods, oh yes and the bait they were using.

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/11/2006 8:31 pm

Proppa??? You must go down a fucking bomn at work

First shameless tart and now your suggesting i'm common

i'm hurting here i thought we were getting on so well too by the way i think you need to stay behind class and correct yourself young man

how do we spell an explosive device again????
Proppa is a word that isnt in use whilst at workkkk as they dont have a makaton sign for it YET! he he x night night x you stay fabulousssss ok xxxxxxxxxk


Makaton ->( language programme of signs n symbols taken from british sign language original structure) just incase you'd may not have come across it but im sure you probably have x


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 9:08 pm:
Ah, your hurt... I will kisss better, c'mere You have a good nights sleep hon whilst I try to MAK A TON of dough working

MaggiesWishes 59F

7/11/2006 10:03 pm

**notices that while she's home, slaving over the last bit of pork fat in the kettle, he's out floggin' and buggerin' all over town and gettin' his meat hooks into the local wenches, as he lies through his teeth that still sit on her bathroom table, next to the retrived glass eye, found in the belly of the neighbor's cat, after he fell dead from choking ... and she still hasn't seen the paycheck come through the door ... sits thougthfully, turning over the fat**

...and you are complaining? At least you get mail in your box!
Altho, SHE is a bit daff to the fact that some of us know the real ugly side of you ... laugh it up fuzzball!

yours truly,
Blogoo {=}
ps ... I wouldn't trade you for the universe at large !!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/11/2006 11:07 pm:
Shes a hoot eh mag?? Wouldnt swap you either hon, bringing home a KFC, break out the champers

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/12/2006 6:04 am

well i think you are one of the sexiest people i have never met! you possess both wit and intellect in equal amounts - the two characteristics at the top of my list! you are also about as subtle as a flying meat-cleaver, which i find very refreshing, not to mention absolutely hilarious! I love reading your blogs and can't WAIT for you to insult me!!!

About the woman who sent you the email - she wants you. She just doesn't know it. x

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 6:52 am:
I think they all want me and dont know it. I wish someone would fucking tell them
My mum always said that if wit was shit I would be permanently constipated. I get my humour from her. I think she was joking anyway
Insult you, Never
One thing I will say looking at your picture is you really need to change your surgeon. That nose job is terrible

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/12/2006 5:07 pm

Oh you KNOW they all want you! I'll say it again - you are VERY sexy! Wit and intellect combined is the biggest aphrodisiac in my book. I always, however, keep my hand over my nose. As my Mum used to say sniggeringly: "An inch on a nose is a great deal".

And anyway, noses apart, would you really want to get all rumpy-pumpy percy filth with the woman who wrote that email? Imagine just getting down to it, and her going: "Right, come on now - serious faces and pay attention please". I bet she has 2 facial expressions - impassive and asleep. When she's finished ironing her knickers, she should look in the back of Marie Claire, as they have some very sensible re-payment plans for a personality bypass reversal. Ruby. xxx

ps. I know MAKATON - make a clenched fist with the fingers facing inwards, raise the middle finger along with both eyebrows, and wear a facial expression that clearly protrays boredom/indifference. It is the sign for: "Am I bothered? But am I though?"

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 9:26 pm:
Yea right, Im about as sexy as a box of dried porridge, more lines than Asda, less hair than a well waxed leg and a face that looks like its had 3 lives, none of which were easy I always thought Makaton was 2 fingers
Thats your HAND over your nose??? Jeeeeez, and what happeneed to your eyes?? Is this during the op photo??

4biddenlove4us 49F

7/12/2006 7:09 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 3:52 pm:
I think they all want me and dont know it. I wish someone would fucking tell them
My mum always said that if wit was shit I would be permanently constipated. I get my humour from her. I think she was joking anyway

Thats not fair!! I never said I wanted you, you just a figment of my imagination
And saying about wit, you sure she didn't mean "verbal diarhea" ?
Anyway, to cut a long story short, maybe its the sarcasm in its lowest form of wit but at least wit you have!!!
And thats a good thing right??????????
{=} {=} {=}
Charm and wit go hand in hand, wonder who the lucky woman will be


funintheday2006 replies on 7/12/2006 9:19 pm:
There will be no 'lucky' woman Im afraid, no one could tolerate my work schedule, propensity towards spontaneous ridiculousness plus the fact I always speak my mind and the truth which is not well accepted in many circles. In short I am a fucking embarrasment

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/13/2006 4:30 am

No darling - that's me in my little flat near Victoria Station....now hurry up. My nose is going flat on the end. x

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/13/2006 4:45 am:
You've swallowed your eyes as well, I aint coming without a bodyguard, jeez. Fuck, wheres your mouth gone

4biddenlove4us 49F

7/18/2006 9:10 am

funintheday2006 replies on 7/13/2006 6:19 am:
There will be no 'lucky' woman Im afraid, no one could tolerate my work schedule, propensity towards spontaneous ridiculousness plus the fact I always speak my mind and the truth which is not well accepted in many circles. In short I am a fucking embarrasment

My answer to that is:-
Love is blind,
Love is kind,
Love has no time
When in love, you just compromise!!!
Truth is Honesty
Lies are decietful
But, You are one I truly respect
{=}{=}{=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/18/2006 10:00 am:
Awwwwwwwww>

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