RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
8/10/2006 10:12 pm

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8/13/2006 9:38 pm

RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT, RANT

RANT

My friends who visit this blog regularly know I am a sarcastic bastard. They have also learned that I do not hurt people or attack them personally.

All comments I make are in fun and totally without malice.

I am here to interact with those friends and I love blogging.

On a few occasions I have had fun battles with some other bloggers and have always considered their feelings and assessed their ability to take the heat as well as give it. And that is the point.
Take these 3 bloggers for example.
Baronessk
kelli4u2dew
sweetbabydee07

I have had verbal jousts with them, and continue to do so. Some of the exchanges have brought comments that wondered whether it was a ‘real’ antagonistic exchange.

None of them were. I respect and love these friends and am privileged to call them that.

The point of the rant is that I do not set out to undermine or emotionally hurt people, if I think there is sensitivity I will not exploit or embarrass anyone.
The reason for the rant is the nasty emails I am receiving from a person on the site who has not got the courage to tackle me on the blogs. It is not important who it is, what is important is that I set out my stall so you know where I am coming from.

I realise my friends who visit me regularly know this so I am sorry if this is boring you but, many new people are visiting so it is fair to warn them.

1. You will never be insulted on my blog by me in a way that is nasty.
2. All comments I make to you and others, unless I say so, is totally tongue in cheek.
3. I will always consider your feelings before making a response or comment.
4. The disclaimer at the top of the page is a joke.
5. I genuinely value what you have to say, serious or in fun.
6. There are no limits on the extent of fun.
7. I will not ban you for what others may see as nasty comments.
8. I will respect you.
9. I care about my friends, cyber or RW.
10. If you think I overstep the mark with you, say so, I will apologise publicly and genuinely.

Now, on saying all that, I will dish out sarcasm in bucketfuls so do not get sensitive.
I will only dish it out if you intimate you can take it back.

So this is the disclaimer:

I CAN DISH IT OUT AND I CAN TAKE WHAT COMES BACK.

YOU CANNOT HURT ME WITH WORDS THAT ARE MEANT IN FUN

BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO TAKE ME ON REMEMBER THAT I WILL ALWAYS COME BACK AND TAKE IT TO A NEW LEVEL IF I THINK THAT IS WARRANTED.


IF YOU GET PERSONAL, ESPECIALLY TO MY PERSONAL EMAIL ACOUNT………………
I WILL GET PERSONAL TOO BUT, I WONT HIDE BEHIND AN EMAIL


So if you do send me stupid emails attacking my integrity BE WARNED, THERE WILL BE NO MORE MR NICE GUY.

You have had 1 taste, I have much more in reserve. Call it a day whilst you still can.

Well that’s the rant for this week, how you all doing?

You planning a sex weekend?
If not, what are you doing.

I’m planning a special birthday surprise for the friend who I met ‘busking’ on Sat night that, I hope, will have her grinning all night and make the day something to remember. Dirty buggers, I’m not planning sex.

Out with the boys tonight for a meal and stupidity, that could be dangerous with this lot.

Take care and have a great day.



rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/10/2006 10:52 pm

May I have a bucketful of.............um, sarcasm, is that what your calling it??


funintheday2006 replies on 8/10/2006 11:01 pm:
Now, you've been coming long enough to know how wonderfully sweet and kind I am

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/10/2006 10:53 pm

...

You call that a rant??...ppffft


funintheday2006 replies on 8/10/2006 11:02 pm:
Fuck me Lusty, I aint got your experience

catkit13 66F

8/10/2006 11:17 pm

not "planning" a sex weekend, fun, but i sure am hoping for one - if my gods are listening, i'll get lucky - it's been such a looooooooooong time between partners in my bed, i hope i haven't forgotten what to do and what body part(s) should be involved
enjoy your weekend, and hope you have sweet dreams, whenever it is you sleep
cat


funintheday2006 replies on 8/10/2006 11:26 pm:
Sleep?? Plan is go home at 7 sleep till 9, meet guys, work at about 2am sat leave at 12.. sleep till 5... meet date at 8. Then it gets kinda hazy
Now, I am sure you will remember the body parts babe. They are the bits that are sticking out or wet, or both

BaronessK 52F

8/10/2006 11:46 pm

The Baroness cordially invites you to kiss her royal attitude, witless brit git!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:04 am:
Piss off bitchless, I aint kissing no arse you chewed

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/11/2006 12:12 am

I love visiting your blog... I love your humour... hell, I even love y... oops! (Don't go there, Helga, the man doesn't go for open shows of emotion!)

What was I saying? Oh, yes... bugger the rest of them, if they can't stand the heat, they need to stay out of the Fun God's kitchen!

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 12:14 am:
oo, I like the idea of a kitchen, think I might develop that theme
I feel a poem coming on Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You mean bugger them LITERALLY???

phoenix639 49F

8/11/2006 12:17 am

Babes, some of us know where you stand.

Some of us fully agree & support you.

Some of us trusted you enough to bring forth their concern with certain matters & realised they are not the only one.

Some of us do actually like you for you.

This may appear cryptic to a fair few but you know exactly what i mean & where i stand.

Have a great weekend.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 12:50 am:
I do sweetheart, thank you

Mistress_Nessa 40F

8/11/2006 12:43 am

As someone once said, "Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." Your blog rocks!

~ Nessa ~


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 12:51 am:
Awwww Ness, thank you so much babe

Kancana 46F

8/11/2006 1:10 am

Fun,

I enjoy reading your blogs.

Have a great weekend to you too.


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
~ Helen Keller



funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:04 am:
Thank you Kan, you too babe, have a good one. Weekend that is

TabithaElectra 37F

8/11/2006 1:41 am

It's just a shame you are having to spell all of this out...

I didn't realise that there was anybody out there that would take what you wrote as being anything but fun ?!



Why don't they have a 'rolling eyes' smiley for times such as these?!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:06 am:
You Tabs, the only womanin the uk That takes abath with a magazine.
Strange how people react sometimes
You can always roll your eyes at me, seen em, like em.. oo stop it Fun

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/11/2006 1:49 am

Balls to em all i say, for those who like it carry on coming here and for those who dont... STAY AWAY. kinda simple really. Gotta luv readin your stuff, helps pass an otherwise boring day at the office!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:07 am:
Oh, fucking light relief anm I??? This is serious shit here Animal, I think about it for seconds before posting
Some of my poems can take a full minute.
Ballsto 'em mate, I agree. If only they had them

economickrisis 54M

8/11/2006 1:59 am

Mate, mate, mate, mateeee.

You poor sad pommy bugger. Stop pretendin that yer been receivin emails. We all bloody know that noone ever write to ya.

Youre still one ballad short, sport.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:42 am:
Yo cobber. Ya gonna have to stop getting arsey coz the sheepwife stopped talking to ya. Get to an Etimoga bar and be in a building that is as straight as you are

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/11/2006 2:37 am

Omg who pissed in your creme of wheat this morning???

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:43 am:
Hi jus, youo know I have cornflakes, you cook 'em for me

papyrina 50F
21133 posts
8/11/2006 2:53 am

too sweet and polite for a rant,you have to do better


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 3:30 am:
Lust said that Y'all gonna have to teach me

Cozy_Red 50F

8/11/2006 3:03 am

Rant on... I think you're an awsome ranter!!






funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 3:31 am:
Y'see papy, it is a rant

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/11/2006 3:28 am

Let's see you don't cook cornflakes in America. So NO I will not cook em for you.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 3:31 am:
God darn it, I likes 'em hot

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/11/2006 3:30 am

    Quoting helga_hansen:
    I love visiting your blog... I love your humour... hell, I even love y... oops! (Don't go there, Helga, the man doesn't go for open shows of emotion!)

    What was I saying? Oh, yes... bugger the rest of them, if they can't stand the heat, they need to stay out of the Fun God's kitchen!

    ♥♥HH♥♥
Fun God's Kitchen??? Hell it is more like Hell's Kitchen around here.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 3:53 am:
OMG, now you want me to be the naked chef??? Check out Nemo, he'll get cold

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/11/2006 4:17 am

And just look at all the women who will line up to keep him warm.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 4:30 am:
Yea, right

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
8/11/2006 4:17 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... Have to check out ...

personal ... in person?
personal ... by taking it personal?
personal ... to adress someone personal?

... You see, it愀 going to be more complex ...

"BE WARNED, THERE WILL BE NO MORE MR NICE GUY" ... he took always care about all of you ... where did you lose him?

If this has happened ...

"I WILL GET PERSONAL TOO" ... do you get "help" by some other hands?

Seems ... I惴 lost in translation ... ...

Benkai7 - just a poor Ronin marching by ...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 4:31 am:
I think to lose you, sensei, would not be so easy.

TabithaElectra 37F

8/11/2006 4:32 am

You Tabs, the only womanin the uk That takes abath with a magazine.

I can completely guarantee, that I am not the only woman who does this!!!

Why would you think that I would be??!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 4:49 am:
Because I am very shy and do not know many females?

Bet theres not many write in the bath

TabithaElectra 37F

8/11/2006 5:56 am

Bet theres not many write in the bath ~~ yeah ok, I'll give you that one!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:38 am:
gotcha, dont forget to wash behind your knees, it gets really sweaty there

000TBoy 42M
194 posts
8/11/2006 6:43 am

ooo-ee-oooh! who put his g-string on the wrong way round this morning?!!!

you can write whatever you like about me, I can't read. I do however write in the bath, but usually just in the tide mark!

This evening I think that you should mostly raise Caine by introducing shot drinking at a ridiculously early stage in the evening (good tequila or sambuca only!)- catch them off guard, call their bluff and sort the the sissies from the sappers!

Happy weekends Fun! Romantic night in tonight for me - so put your umbrella up!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 6:51 am:
Umbrella..YUK, ya dirty git, you gonna piss on the poor woman?? Urghhhh.
Wine game tonight, lie dice, everybody pissed before main course, guaranteed.

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
8/11/2006 7:03 am

You poor baby! Did someone hurt your little feelings?

I do take issue with part of what you say. You are able to take it, I assume from long practice and having no choice in the matter, but when you say you can dish it out ... amateur!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:33 pm:
Well, fuck me pink with a wooden paddle, you're feeling better.
Back to the 100% narcissistic, high maintenance tart are we?
Look everyone, Gobshite almighty is back, keep your husbands tied up and your wives nails sharpened.

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
8/11/2006 11:14 am

ooh i love it when your angryyyyyyyyyyyy & authoritivee

have a fanfuckintastic weekenddd hunnyyyyyy mwah xxx big hugs x k


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:35 pm:
On yer back wench, spread 'em ?*

parkingspacereq 45M

8/11/2006 2:34 pm

this blog is your space, to epress you and your feelings and thoughts, it is no one elses, just keep dishing it out,
uncle p


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:35 pm:
Thank you unc, thats what I think Welcome

florallei 99F

8/11/2006 5:41 pm

YOU a sarcastic bastard? LOL...that's why I like you...I want to be you!!! hehehe...
I am having a sex party this weekend Fun with my both loves!!! NOT!!!
It's wishful thinking on my part.
Have a good one as well.
hugs,
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 9:36 pm:
You can be me, 8 other people on the blogs aee saying they are

Damn_Dilemma 49F

8/12/2006 7:33 am

Enjoy your weekend and have fun, YOU deserve it {=}


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 9:37 pm:
Thank you sweetheart, you too

eveready06 41M

8/13/2006 4:17 pm

So you dont hate me then? Lmao!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/13/2006 9:38 pm:
Im a closet gay, i love you, you know that

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