NURSERY RYHMES  

funintheday2006 56M
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8/2/2006 5:20 am

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NURSERY RYHMES


As this last week has me considering my new role as surrogate father I thought I would share a few of Fun God Styls Nursery rhymes with you all.

Enjoy

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little Dick!

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the bitch got a bone of her own

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.

Little bow peep fucked a sheep
blew a horse, licked his feet,
she ate his ass so very nice
tongued his balls not once but twice.

Marry had a little lamb
it's fleece was black as coal,
and every time it jumped a fence
you could see it's pink arsehole.

DO YOU HAVE ANY?

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/2/2006 5:55 am

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jumped over a candlestick
Jill be nimble
Jill be quick
Jill jumped ON a candlestick


Mary had a little lamb
And the doctor fainted


Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
and said
What you eating Bitch?



funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:10 am:

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/2/2006 6:03 am

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too, cause he was gay



Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled egg for breakfast again


Shoot, there's one about Jack and Jill too and I can't remember the punch line...have to give my sis a call.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:12 am:
Love georgie

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/2/2006 6:14 am

OK, last one..I promise!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cause Jill's a fucking tranny.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:12 am:
This sounds like one of my dates

TabithaElectra 37F

8/2/2006 7:06 am

Wankee Doodle

Wankee Doodle came to town,

He was hung just like a pony;

Dropped his pants and his prick fell off

Seems it was a phoney!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:11 am:
He was a No.5 on your scale. Actually it was probably a lesbo with a strap on. Did you consider that??

freetime648 52F

8/2/2006 7:19 am

Once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a C*** I would fuck it!!!


Did you think this would slide by without me having one???


xx FREETIME648 xx


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:23 am:
I'm Gonna have to stop leaving the blinds open

BaronessK 52F

8/2/2006 7:20 am

Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With little bells and cockle shells...and one fucking eggplant!

Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.

Roll, roll, roll your joint twist it at the end, take a puff, that's enough and pass it to a friend.

I'm a little penis, Long and hard, If you want to see it, Come in my yard, When I get all horny, Then I spurt, Push me in, And pull me out!

Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, Her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider That crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, Going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass, And turned it's wool to nylon.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Fucking this cutie pie Stuck in his thumb, made the bitch cum Said 'hell of a player am I'


BTW...you are writing utter nonsense! Balderdash! Trash! Got any more?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:34 pm:
I had a bet with myself:
Which sick bastard will post the most..... I WON
You demented sick bitch

TabithaElectra 37F

8/2/2006 7:32 am

Um...nope...never considered that one ~~ sounds about right though!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:49 am:
The big question is, will that lollipop ever be finished

TabithaElectra 37F

8/2/2006 8:01 am

...and if it finished, what would I put there then??!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 8:05 am:
You have to stop that, I'm sweating now I was thinking maybe ice cream, a 99. Flake supplied

Balibabe19 41F

8/2/2006 3:58 pm

Hey diddle diddle
The cat did a piddle
The cow jumped into the poo
The lil dog jacked off when he saw such fun
And the dish dipped his head in the smoo!! (aussie slang for pussy!!)


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:35 pm:
Bloody Aussies have a different slant on everything

I wanna go there now, it's where my humour has a home

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
8/2/2006 6:22 pm

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty Dumpty fucked her some more,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a fucking tranny.

Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the fuck would i know.

Mirror Mirror on the wall.Whos the fairest of them all?The mirror laughed & then it spat- It sure aint u. your an ugly !twat!

Mary had a little ram
She also had a bull
Three horses and an Elephant
She has no shame at all

She had them here
She had them there
without a shred of morality

Mary was a proppa perv
and into bestiality


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:37 pm:
Hi Mary, you get the saddle I sent ??

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
8/2/2006 6:28 pm

!MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 7:37 pm:
You burning the candle again, or using it??

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
8/3/2006 12:36 am

i got the saddle baby and have just had a good sniff mmmm can i just say fun you smelllllllllll greeat ty xxx

And the candleeeeee used and was intending to burn after howeverrrrr ooops it sort of disapeared melted is my theory however i managed to prize out the remainder of the wick you want it back????


funintheday2006 replies on 8/3/2006 1:33 am:
Course I do, just wipe the fish off it

BaronessK 52F

8/3/2006 7:02 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/2/2006 9:34 pm:
I had a bet with myself: Which sick bastard will post the most..... I WON You demented sick bitch

I would have had MORE, actually...but YOU STOLE some of them, ya demented sick bastard!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/4/2006 8:19 am:
Piss off bitch

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