NOT ANOTHER FUCKING T SHIRT GAME???  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/18/2006 7:03 pm

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NOT ANOTHER FUCKING T SHIRT GAME???

Well, not really no.

In my industry, manual work is the norm and in the current UK heatwave staff whitter, whine and complain.

So, I have devised a new game at work to take the minds of my neanderthals off the heat.

I offer a cash prize at the end of every day to the member of staff who wrings out the most sweat from his T shirt ( gross, yes!!)

It was a joke initially but, every one of them has a little plastic cup which they religiously wring out their T shirts over about every 10 minutes They even put cling film on the top to avoid condensation!!!

Every cup has a label with the drivers name on it and they are weighed on a set of scales that one of them brought in!!

6pm is fucking hilarious as they all gather round to see who has won £20!!

Fuck me, a laugh like this is worth £20 a day of anybody's money. I was pissing myself all the way home last night, I cannot believe they take me so seriously

WHAT DO YOU DO TO GET THROUGH THE HEAT???


4biddenlove4us 49F

7/18/2006 7:11 pm

I thought of you
The heat doesn't affect you as much when you think of heat and passion mixed together. Anyway, typical British attidude, complain when its too hot and complain when its too cold, tell me what they don't complain about??????
{=}{=}{=} Keep the heat, I'm hot too


funintheday2006 replies on 7/18/2006 7:46 pm:
Oh, I aint complaining, I love the heat, thats why I lived in spain so long.
And yes, you ara warm and warming little minx, without doubt

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
7/18/2006 7:23 pm

Stay inside.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/18/2006 7:47 pm:
Who the fuck asked you??
Did you pop in for sympathy or implausibility???

catkit13 66F

7/18/2006 7:44 pm

desert rat - cat - here, to tell you that we have weeks on end, year in and year out (i've been here 30+ years) of temps 100+ . . . of course, it's a DRY heat - lol
staying cool? easy to do - don't go out from 6am to 9pm, when the temps go down to the mid-80s or so . . . really early mornings and really late nights are glorious if one wants to be up at those hours; not, me, i'm still sleeping
anyway, what's a "heat wave" on your side of the pond, fun?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/18/2006 7:53 pm:
Yo cat, I like hot too. Heatwave in the UK is anytime the snow melts

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/18/2006 8:26 pm

Well let's see I sit in ice cold a/c and read your blog to cope with the heat. How was that for an answer???

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:03 am:
That picture shows you aint standing in the wind

Damn_Dilemma 49F

7/18/2006 8:31 pm

Am trying really hard not to
Still love your humour tho Damn_Nutcracker


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:04 am:
Ah, laugh at me, everbody does!!

florallei 99F

7/18/2006 9:44 pm

Fun,

Disgusting...but eh if it buys a few pints of ale then good for them. I love the heat...out everyday and getting so tanned...I live on shorts, skirts and bikini top and hit the beach everyday out my front door. Life is pretty good.
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:06 am:
You live on shorts??? Jez, babe, try some food, you'll hurt yourself

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
7/18/2006 10:18 pm

I get naked, lay on my bed with the fan blowing on me and run ice cubes up and down my thighs and belly!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:06 am:
And the invite is ????

rm_WackyEPP 53F
8470 posts
7/19/2006 2:14 am

Priceless!!

I attempted tiling my bathroom in bra & thong yesterday, still way too hot. Naked hoovering today.



Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:12 am:
You be very careful what you suck up today,y'hear??

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/19/2006 3:38 am

Jump in Morcambe bay - heaven! The sea is right on my doorstep.xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:13 am:
Jeez, last time I was there you had to run 3 miles from the start of the beach to FIND water, came in bloody quick though

000TBoy 42M
194 posts
7/19/2006 4:34 am

don't work drink G&T with ice and a slice, employ a Puntawallah!

re profanities, not actually swearing. By Zeus! or On Odin's Berad That's swearing! I wish people could get that through their thick fucking heads, it really gives me the shits! As for people getting offended by the word cunt! Don't get me started!! It's a beautiful thing! reclaim the word people!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:13 am:
Twat.

rm_bagingua 51M
1 post
7/19/2006 4:51 am

kikooo!!!!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:14 am:
Now its not often the fun god is lost for words.... kikoo??? WTF is that???

BaronessK 52F

7/19/2006 5:09 am

Have sex...when you're hot, you're hot!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:15 am:
Fuck, I wish I had your memory

BaronessK 52F

7/19/2006 6:56 am

According to unlistedone in Enough!!! you need...a great big hug, hun...but I added the bun grope! ...so great big squishy boobie huggies, darlin'!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:16 am:
I aint got boobies Baz, Im a fella. mind you, siilicone.mmm Im gonna consider it, no, I am

rm_xxSpecialKxx 46F
1614 posts
7/19/2006 7:10 am

well i tend to leave the children that are in my care to their own devices and take up residence in my staffroom fridge lol shhhhhhh dont tell there parents will ya x


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:17 am:
Now, I had had reports about this. Rumour has it that you are playing with your own devices in the fridge

rm_xxSpecialKxx 46F
1614 posts
7/19/2006 9:21 am

theyre not rumoursssssssss


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 9:38 am:
how bigs the fridge??? fit 2???

fantasylover_05 62M

7/19/2006 10:45 am

    Quoting rm_WackyEPP:
    Priceless!!

    I attempted tiling my bathroom in bra & thong yesterday, still way too hot. Naked hoovering today.


Wacky.. I run a construction company... you can work for me any time!

Fun... My office/SUV/home is AIR-CONDITIONED just fine!

And so now you have everyone STOPPING every ten minutes to squeeze out their shirts? Doesn't sound too productive to me! (spoken like a true business owner and numbers guy LOL )

But I must say I like the general concept.. a prize for accomplishing SOMETHING during the WORK day!! LOL LOL


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 11:30 am:
He he he)
Numbers man too... whilst they are thinking of winning the cash, they are working as faast as they can to build the sweat up!! Productivity +3% Cost.. unmeasurably low
I'm daft, not stupid

HBowt2 59F

7/19/2006 1:32 pm

sit out in it and wonder just how long its going to last for....


funintheday2006 replies on 7/19/2006 1:36 pm:
That is the most sensible comment yet!!! Do you belong on this site

CB_2 51F

7/20/2006 2:38 am

Well I got laid for the first time in bloody ages yesterday. I reckon we both lost about half a stone in sweat. It was like a swimming pool in my bedroom.

Worth it though (fuck, I ache all over today - was that the heat, do you reckon?)

Blogito ergo sum.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/20/2006 9:43 pm:
Probably, have a return match in winter

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