NEMO ATTACKED BY CRAZED NYMPHOMANIAC  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
8/7/2006 6:46 pm

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NEMO ATTACKED BY CRAZED NYMPHOMANIAC

Morning all. You all watch TV last night?
Did anyone else see the ad for the washing powder that removes bloodstains from your T shirt? I was amazed, surely, if you have a T shirt full of blood then washing it is the least of your problems, isn’t it?
“Hello, is that the police? I’ve just been stabbed by a mad naked nymphomaniac, can you send an ambulance in an hour, I need to wash my T Shirt.”

There was another one advertising a breakfast cereal that looks like a cross between sawdust and faeces and, apparently, is excellent as “part of a calorie controlled diet.” Now we all know that’s bullshit but why do they insist that the models that advertise these things are about 14 years old and built like anorexic matchsticks? Who told them that it is attractive to have no thighs, no breasts and no arse? You don’t REALLY want to look like that, do you girls? It’s horrible! Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with being thin, I myself have to run around in a shower to get wet but, there does come a point where the protruding rib cage interferes with attempted body slapping. Would the sound of bodies coming together and parting in the passion of lovemaking be quite as sensuous if it was akin to the grinding of teeth? Bone clashing against bone as rib cages collide in an attempt to reach orgasm? Does that sound erotic?

Whilst we are on the subject (were we?), lets talk about age differences between lovers. It is a subject that never crossed my mind in the past but of late has been a source of some thought. (It’s ok, I aint going off on the Viagra thing again!).
As the late 40’s arrived lastmonth I would have thought, if indeed it was an issue, that my days of groping, grasping, mutually sweating and sharing copulation exercise with teenagers and the early 20’s girl was well and truly over.
It would appear that it is still an option even in my advanced wrinkly state.
The A situation is well documented here and there are a couple of other young ladies around the same age with whom I exchange pleasantries via this site and in addition appear to be more than willing to meet for fuck buddy interviews!
Last night I got an open invitation from a young lady with whom msn has been a feature for a while. Now, she is 18 years old, how can I even contemplate sex with her??
Girls of that age are sexually mature and of legal age but, my problem is that I cannot take them seriously as women.
That may be ageist but, for me, part of a woman’s allure is her maturity and experience of life.
Her strength of character that can only be built by the experience of living those highs and lows of developing yourself.
At 18/20 you haven’t even started the journey.
The act of sexual gratification between a man of my age and a young girl may be desirable and ego massaging but, what the fuck would you talk about before and after?
I’m afraid my discussion boredom tolerance regarding recently taken school exams and latest fashions is somewhat limited.
I’m not saying that all girls of that age are shallow and uninteresting, what I am saying is that a woman in her late 20’s on has reached an understanding of herself and life-skills that come with experience and makes her sexier, more sensual, more open and a damn site more difficult!
And whilst men complain about the ‘difficult’ side of women and our failure to ‘understand’ them, it is all part of being a woman and if we are honest, we love you for it!
As we get a little older us poor men begin to realise that we like women a little younger than we are simply because they develop more quickly mentally and we have common ground.

That’s the soapbox stuff and if your 18 and in need of Dr. Crapshags attention don’t let that tirade stop you getting back to me!
I’m kidding, ok!

I'm gonna be castigated now ain't I??


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
8/7/2006 6:48 pm

No, you have a good point!

Purry {=}

Purry


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 7:30 pm:
Phew

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/7/2006 7:27 pm

my advanced wrinkly state.
that was the best line in the whole post thanks for that one. Now go check out my self portrait on my blog. The title is I wonder. lol

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 7:30 pm:
That was the best one?? Shit I'm slipping Im going

hornylilgirl78 105F

8/7/2006 7:50 pm

All I have to say is YAY!

I got passed up by a 43 year old man for a 21 year old girl recently...I was begining to think that I was getting to old for men in their 40's! Good to know I'm still an acceptable age!

~Horny~

"I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week."


~HLG78~

"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 8:10 pm:
More than acceptable, trust me

catkit13 66F

8/7/2006 8:57 pm

no rants from me, my friend - boy, do i find it flattering when a 30-something wants to meet me, get together, maybe become fuck-buddies. leaves a BIG smile on my face, you know


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 9:13 pm:
Providing thats the only BIG thing babe, you should be ok

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
8/7/2006 9:07 pm

I would have to agree with your post. But a little ego stroking, every now and then doesn't hurt!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 9:14 pm:
You gotta stop stroking it yourself Mav, grab a wench

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
8/7/2006 10:00 pm

I believe your line about older men liking women a bit younger because,,,,,,,etc. I believe it like I believe that the sky is falling! You like them because they are younger, firmer, smooth of skin, no age spots, no grey hair, and probably a size below 10. You just want to be seen with a young chick on your arm. Right????

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/7/2006 10:19 pm:
An ego boost is not a bad thing, I admit but, the 'relationship' want would not include a young chick, I, personally, can see past the not so firm any more skin etc to finds a woman. I think most men would agree.

thingsarelukinup 31F

8/7/2006 10:59 pm

Thx


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/8/2006 12:15 am

I have the same attitude about younger men. I prefer older men... their minds have lived a little, and their eyes have seen a lot. I'm not interested in a "Duracell bunny" toy boy... I've got a vibrator if I want to play all night! (My last lover, in his early 40s was more than enough to keep me happy!!)

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 1:50 am:
Eh, just coz we are old does not mean we are not Duracell like you know. I have been known to make mad passionate love for seconds at a time.

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/8/2006 3:55 am

Hmmmmmmm.....i think i'm too old to whore on this one. Roobs. xxx

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:31 am:
You wanna hear em corrrr
Make yourself a whore
The reaction you will guage
Whatever is your age
So, let it all hang out
I know you'll get your shout

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