MEN AND WOMEN.. A DIFFERENCE  

funintheday2006 56M
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8/14/2006 10:39 pm

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MEN AND WOMEN.. A DIFFERENCE

Got this on the internet. Love it!!!

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV He seemed distant
and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts where somewhere else. I decided that I could not take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


HIS DIARY

Car broke down. At least I got laid.


Are men and women so far apart??
I think probably, what do you think??

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maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
8/14/2006 10:55 pm

Yep, we are that far apart!!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/14/2006 10:58 pm:
Shit

rm_kyrtap82 34M
12 posts
8/14/2006 11:04 pm

I realize this is a joke.
Though a funny story, more or less, it does have some truth to it. We are not that far apart, I don't think we are. It's just that we have problems communicating. The whole situation described in that story, could have easily been solved by the guy either saying "Ah, I'm in a bad mood, because my car broke down" or by the woman just leaving it be, and not putting too much thought into it. When guys say "it's nothing", they usually mean it's nothing.
"When a woman says it's nothing, it's everything. And when a woman says it's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off". That's a quote from a very, very wise man. Homer J Simpson.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:27 am:
When a woman speaks I Homer is a star

Balibabe19 41F

8/14/2006 11:06 pm

He has a diary?



Not bloody likely!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:27 am:
How do you know

rm_kyrtap82 34M
12 posts
8/14/2006 11:16 pm

Some men have a diary. They are the same ones that do the wavy hand thin g while speaking with a lithp.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:28 am:
Thatth true

budandsissie 45M/45F
37 posts
8/14/2006 11:42 pm

That's dang funny!
I know it's a joke.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:29 am:
Pimp

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/15/2006 12:13 am

Oh the memories, the painful memories...

That sounds all to familiar to me... *Shudder* why dont some people just get it that some times you dont want to talk because youre in a bad mood. I know its a joke but its true. i dont want to talk cuz im in a bad mood and if i talk, youre going to get the thick end of it! so im doing you a favour and not talking to you... simple really


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:29 am:
Most women say they would like that favour from me

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/15/2006 1:19 am

Hmmm, I believe men and women think differently. Emotionally we are different. I also believe that sex means different things to both sexes

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:31 am:
Damn, you mean you dont wake up and your first thought is, ' I fancy a dragon breath quickie??' Well. another bubble burst

rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
8/15/2006 1:48 am

Oi.

With the exception that mine was about rugby, this is what I posted a few days ago...

But I didn't make it up either...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 2:31 am:
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rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
8/15/2006 2:30 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... men are simple ... still simple ... and yes we're different from different point of views ...

here you may find answers too

Kampf der Geschlechter / Fight of the sexes... Positives

Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 5:51 am:
I am going to check it out now, o wise one

rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
8/15/2006 5:39 am

LOL

funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 11:31 am:
ooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssss



Just FYI:
his and hers - diaries


Glad to see I am not the only one who makes mistakes


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 5:50 am:
WE HAVE TO CO ORDINATE IF WE ARE GOING TO CLAIM ORIGINALITY

IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/15/2006 12:45 pm

You 2 crack me up. I was about to comment on Iwanna's post. I'm glad I read the comments here. Too funny.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/15/2006 7:29 pm:
She is a copy and Paste artist

rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
8/16/2006 1:47 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/16/2006 4:29 am:
She is a copy and Paste artist

Oooooh. name-calling. Thanks. No one has ever calle me an artist before. HA HA HA!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/16/2006 2:23 am:
I'm sure I called you a piss artist at one time

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/20/2006 9:19 am

You are certainly a goofy fucker. Funny as hell. I'll be back. Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/20/2006 10:18 pm:
Thanks Joe, I am getting my teeth fixed

RevJoseyWales 69M/66F
14393 posts
8/20/2006 1:18 pm

BTW, that was a compliment. 'Cause it takes one to know one. You DO WRITE some funny stuff. Damn shame you're not a hot young lesbian couple. Or are you? YOU could be the fat guy with the laptop. Ahh fuck it fun, who cares. Keep us laughing.
Joe

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/20/2006 10:18 pm:
I am a lesbian without tits. Whats wrong with that?? I have a permanent strap on too

TheOracle2006 105F

8/26/2006 7:12 pm

I couldn't get this one outa my mind had to search the blogs to find it... funny you know I thought I saw it in economickrisis then a light went on... aha! it must have been in funintheday2006 since he has those jokes....

Thanks for a memorable story... It stuck in my head because I finally heard the simple explaination for the stoic man... "car broke down... at least I got laid."

Not much on these blogs that I give a second thought to... only the good stuff surfaces like a giant brain fart and say to myself... damn who wrote that funny and why didn't I link to it?

TheOracle2006

L'Oracle de L'Amour

Hi again


funintheday2006 replies on 8/26/2006 8:28 pm:
Thank you. I found it on the net somewhere and it stuck, I did not create the joke. I am not actually convinced it IS a joke!!

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