LIVING DANGEROUSLY.. OH CRAP  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/22/2006 9:37 pm

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LIVING DANGEROUSLY.. OH CRAP

Well I’ve done it and it is going to cost me big time.

My soccer crazy friend is one week into his holiday in the sun and I have been organising his apartment ‘redecoration.’

Naturally, he is unaware of this, I was merely the dog walker and feeder.

However… he pissed everyone off spouting about World Cup Soccer all the time so someone(??) came up with a grand idea

His lounge furniture has been removed to his garage and the lounge floor has been astro-turfed beautifully

His plain walls have been adorned with full sized posters of a crowded football stadium. Cost a mint but, I’m sure he will appreciate it

2 walls have goalposts on and, naturally, the windows are covered too, for maximum effect!!

The white playing lines on the astro set the mood and the gold painted football on the centre line finishes it off.

He has a small chair in a managers dugout on one wall so he cant really complain!

He is going to be really pissed off when he gets back and, oops, he is a VERY big guy.


Fuck it, it’ll keep him quiet in future!!!
WHATS THE BEST PRACTICAL JOKE YOU PLAYED??

Fun God being silly...


Notfunanymore 105F
10289 posts
7/22/2006 11:36 pm

Good one!
That'll teach him!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/22/2006 11:47 pm:
He has the brains of Bush and the Humour of Brown (our Chancellor), he is also 6'3" and built like a brick outhouse.
It will probably teach me too!!!

PandorasBoxxxx 106F
10040 posts
7/22/2006 11:37 pm

lol thats great!

Teenagers are god's punishment for having sex!!

Pan


funintheday2006 replies on 7/22/2006 11:47 pm:
Hi Pan , I have to admit, it appeals to my sense of justice

TheCliticals 35F/F

7/23/2006 6:20 am

We havent played it yet But we're planning it

Dee


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:45 pm:
Bring it on, you dont scare me you Pontificating Professional People Pisseroffereres.
I can handle it

florallei 99F

7/23/2006 9:03 am

Golly Fun,

Am I just boring or lack imagination or lack guts? Not have done stuff like this or even think of it....booooooooooooooooooring am I?
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 8:54 pm:
DO IT, IT SHAKES THE COBWEBS AWAY:d

akron42   
2375 posts
7/23/2006 1:18 pm

I think Nair in the shampoo bottle was my fave. The guy was Middle Eastern and very hairy (well, until he used the shampoo). I put it in the shower gel too. His drain was clogged for 3 days. Hope you can outrun your friend!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:47 pm:
You are so cruel

Fantastic

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/23/2006 2:12 pm

laughed til i cried at this one - brilliant!

I have always been very good at accents. When i was in High School (way back in the 70's), 3 friends and i decided not to go one day. I phoned the school, asked for the headmistress, then said in my best Belfast accent: "There is a bomb in one of the storerooms - you have 15 minutes to get everyone out!" We then ran to the top of a hill behind the school, and watche 900 girls and teachers run screaming over the sports fields. We laughed and laughed like we would never stop, and were never caught for it! looking back now, it wasn't really funny considering the political climate at the time. feel a bit ashamed now! roobs. x

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:48 pm:
That was so....oooo
Today you would be sent to an institution. Now, theres a thought

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/23/2006 3:14 pm

I thought your physical profile was pretty funny ... great joke on any female you manage to con into meeting you.

I mentioned this on my 100th post, but I had an extremely catty sorority sister who took great delight in cutting me down. A friend of mine worked in the student health center and snuck me out one of those huge hypodermics they use to draw blood with.

There's no secrets in a sorority house. You know everyone's cycle, among other things. So one night at a party, I injected all the tampons in her purse with itching powder from the joke store.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:51 pm:
Firstly, in the unlikely event I actually meet any female who is there willingly, I'll let you know if she laughs To date, stunned silence has been the norm. Must be the look of a greek god that does it
THAT WAS NOYT a practical joke, that was EVIL. I loved it

MWWwantmore 51F

7/23/2006 4:31 pm

LOL too funny, I have never played a practical joke on anyone.

Make sure you let us know what happens



I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:52 pm:
Iwill, I may blog a few others I've done too, including one that made the guy cry and one that made the man so angry he had to be tied domw for a few hours

catkit13 66F

7/23/2006 7:06 pm

forget about any joke I'VE played - are you auditioning for "queer eye for the straight guy" or whatever it's called?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 7:56 pm:
Is that some kinda TV programme??
You think Im Gay???
Mmm, interesting

catkit13 66F

7/23/2006 8:47 pm

    Quoting catkit13:
    forget about any joke I'VE played - are you auditioning for "queer eye for the straight guy" or whatever it's called?
my dear fun, i'm guessing you're as straight as can be - but the visual of you re-doing your friend's flat was just too funny not to comment!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 8:55 pm:
Yup, think its fair to say I am straight, prooviding we are not talking mental stability

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
7/23/2006 8:52 pm

LMAO. Great.

I am, sadly, not that inventive. I can pull a pretty good poker face at times though and make people believe something even semi-outrageous...for a while.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 8:57 pm:
That is the ONE GOOD THING anout being the boss, you can send out ridiculous memos and instrucyions and people follow them unquestioningly
A few weeks ago I sent out a memo saying all vehicles should be parked facing East to avoid sun dameage to the interiors in the pmornings. Took them 3 days to realise it wa a prank

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/23/2006 8:58 pm

    Quoting catkit13:
    forget about any joke I'VE played - are you auditioning for "queer eye for the straight guy" or whatever it's called?
Google it, genius. To us colonials it was hilarious!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 9:01 pm:
Oh, Kel, you spotted my barely hidden intelligence
I dont do TV, never time but, I do understand the colonials can be amused by such things.
It's our way of keeping you indoors so the rest of the World is safer

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/23/2006 9:44 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 10:01 pm:
Oh, Kel, you spotted my barely hidden intelligence
I dont do TV, never time but, I do understand the colonials can be amused by such things.
It's our way of keeping you indoors so the rest of the World is safer


God, your word useage is atrocious. You meant, "... barely apparent intelligence," didn't you?

I don't do TV either usually (though I did watch a BBC-produced Agatha Christie Miss Marple this evening), but it became a catch phrase in the U.S. (no accounting for tastes).

As to the world being safer with us indoors, isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? I seem to recall someone named Blair giving Bush his excuse to invade Iraq ... and don't you folks still have troops there?

Ya know, you could be fun in chat, but I'd want witnesses. I still remember the two different versions of your date with Dee ...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/23/2006 9:57 pm:
Now you dont get hissy on me just coz you teamed up with the titless twins
I said hidden, I meant hidded, the intellect I disply is apparent and awesome
Flair and Gush are as bad as each other and I take my share of the responsibility for being British however, I never voted for either as I was living in Spain when they were elected
Sadly, there are still foreign nationals there as an invading force, I wish it were different and real people could have had influence from day one. Now we all have to live with the consequences of egotistical nonentities attempting to dictate the terms of life to the World. Yup, that makes me mad
I would be fun wouldn't I
Dee and I have had a number of liasons, perhaps in the excitement of wanting me for yourself, you became confused

rm_WackyEPP 53F
8470 posts
7/24/2006 2:03 am

LMAO! Oh you have to get some pics!

xx


Wacky Jacky


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 4:12 am:
I tried but couldnt get the angle to fit it in. Perhaps he'll loan me his
I'll see if my camcorder will get some tonight
I'm shitting myself here

rm_turtleBurp 44F
1273 posts
7/24/2006 2:23 pm

Will you feed my goldfish when i go on holiday please?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 8:24 pm:
No prob, what you piss people off about?? Just for decorating ideas, you understand

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/25/2006 11:00 am

Remembered another at work today - SOOOOO much funnier than the IRA thing, and more politically correct. (I know - wrong blog!) actually, it was more of an act of revenge. Boyfriend is quite a big guy, and is constantly watching his weight. He is a medic and wears a uniform with fitted trousers, and when i found out 'it' kept falling out of his trousers, i decided they must be a bit loose. SO......i took them in an inch either side on the waistband, and the next time he put them on, i had to lock myself i the bathroom when i saw the confusion on his face. When i finally managed to compose myself, i came out and said in my best concerned voice: "Are you putting weight on darling?" He stopped drinking for a fortnight, and then i let them out again. Another time, i unpicked approx. every 4th stitch on the back seam of his work trousers. When he was bent down to put a patient on a stretcher..... Lets just say he now remembers to wear underpants. I of course denied it when accused, and blamed it on his weight problem!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 8:42 pm:
That is terrible, nasty git Naturally, as a svelt Adonis like apparition, this is a problem I do not have

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