funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
7/24/2006 8:48 pm

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7/30/2006 7:26 pm


Well, what a surprise that was!!

Picked up Mr Universe from the airport and transported him to apartment that I had redecorated as a football stadium without being asked.

I thought his reaction would be aggressive, if not bordering on violence, possibly even murder!!

But, NO.

His words “ I know you, you’ve probably got cameras secreted to get my reaction so I am not going to give you the fucking pleasure. Go home, I will talk to you in the morning, bastard.”

Twat, he never even flinched!!

Anyway, quite late so I decided not to go to bed, do some housework (yes I do it myself occasionally) so at 2am I’m ready for work.

Unfortunately there appears to be a wheel clamp on my car. Wonder who did that then?? Seem to remember a very similar one on a motor-home that my friends father has.

Not so bad as reprisals go so called a taxi. Got to work and my gates have been fornicating and have produced 2 more padlocks than were there last night.

So at 2.45am I am in the position of sliding between razor wire at the top of an 8’ chain link fence that moves like a yacht in a heavy sea.
Not easy.
Managed it in the end and also to get to the alarm and switch it off before it wakes everyone in a mile radius.

Now, I am pretty sure this is not the end of it, that really is not enough revenge for him, our group tend towards extremism and this is a bit tame. Time permitting however, it’s not a bad start!!!

Did your day start unexpectedly or as boring as ever??

rm_mmmgoodnova 106M/106F
1259 posts
7/24/2006 8:54 pm

LMAO...I was going to say "what a letdown" based upon your prey's reaction, but it sounds as if he is going to keep you guessing for a while.

He probably LOVED the football stadium. Isn't it everyone's fantasy to have a gang bang at midfield? Oh, wait is that just mine?

funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:15 pm:
You have to bring sex into it dontcha???

Damn_Dilemma 49F

7/24/2006 8:58 pm

serves you right for playing pranks on a mate {=}

funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:16 pm:
Things will get worse, I am certain

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
7/24/2006 9:00 pm

I thought about warning you, but you're so cocksure that I was sure you wouldn't listen. Are you willing to pay more to keep your banking access codes secret than he's willing to pay for them? I'm entertaining offers ... small unmarked bills only ...

Offer me a job when you're not serious ...

funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:18 pm:
Now, if you know anyone willing to BUY my overdraft, make sure you let me know, it's theirs
Offer you a job???
Once you get over trying to have kinky sex with me all the time, maybe.
You know how shy I am >

JuicyBBW1001 54F

7/24/2006 9:14 pm

Hmmm my day started out with you and it is gonna end with you. However before I started my day with you sweet sweet little k came in my room and grabbed my eyelash and peeled open my eye and said "Mommy are you awake yet".


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:18 pm:
And, were you

freetime648 52F

7/24/2006 9:18 pm

My day started with two kitties pretending they were Michel Schumacker (sp?) and I was the road course! I must de-fur them immediately!

xx FREETIME648 xx

funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 10:20 pm:
When I do get to bed mine starts with a fully grown fat git of 5 kilos biting me and the other one shouting for food. De-fur some days seems a wonderful recreation

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
7/24/2006 11:26 pm

Dear "funintheday2006".

... smile ... you begged for his attention ... be sure about you扉e got it ... expect the unexpected ... it惻l keep you "adrenalized" ... you seem to be addicted to it ...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 11:31 pm:
You got me sensei, it hits the spot!!

rm_WackyEPP 53F
8470 posts
7/25/2006 3:06 am

So at 2.45am I am in the position of sliding between razor wire at the top of an 8' chain link fence that moves like a yacht in a heavy sea....Now we ALL know what you guys call 8' I bet you skipped over it.

My day started VERY well.

No not that ye dirty minded get! A job offer.


Wacky Jacky

funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 3:34 am:
That would be a job that blows then would it ??

TheCliticals 35F/F

7/25/2006 4:38 am

If your former friend would like a few hundred ideas he only need call us

funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 5:20 am:
So, at least you are admitting I have your number Dee, thats a start hon, you keep trying.
My friend has sufficient ideas of his own I suspect and I would not wish you to get into trouble with Sandy for trying to hurt me.

Your friend

Fun God

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
7/25/2006 10:34 am

Absolutely hillarious - can't wait for the next episode!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 8:34 pm:
It'll be posted in 5 mins, I have as they say, come unstuck

florallei 99F

7/25/2006 12:30 pm


You are insane!!! Why do you self inflect torments to yourself and invite more of it...Thanks for the laugh.

funintheday2006 replies on 7/25/2006 8:36 pm:
Because it brings colour to greyness, laughter is all we have to cling on to sanity.

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