FUCKING COMPUTERS  

funintheday2006 56M
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6/23/2006 2:26 am

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FUCKING COMPUTERS

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a goat
Meg was the name of my girlfriend.
A gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a three-inch floppy,
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the rubbish,
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut, you did with a pocket knife.
Paste, you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens they wish they were dead.


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/23/2006 7:19 am

Forgot to say.. above is not my work, plagarised it from a ragmag.Says Anon. Nice one anon


MaggiesWishes 59F

6/23/2006 1:15 pm

Get to work!
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funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/23/2006 11:35 pm

My stethoscope is dangling, my thermometer warm and my bedside manner perverted. lets get to it


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