BLOGGERS.....PERVERTED FUCKING BASTARDS  

funintheday2006 56M
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9/7/2006 1:08 am

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BLOGGERS.....PERVERTED FUCKING BASTARDS


Here are a few more of the potential players in the drama of NOOKIE NIGHT, their true personas revealed for the first time.

Baronesskbaronessk
A weird geek bitch. Rambles inanely about anything and everything. Is not here to shag, screw, fuck or otherwise indulge in body slapping activities. A fucking pain in the arse. Loves to get emails saying lets fuck, send her one, the reply will have you cummin. Multi personality disorder and just the one handle. Her blog is a minefield of banality and crap, her only saving grace appears to be her intellect, she has an IQ of something less than 80, given 3 attempts at the puzzles. Her reason for staying on the site is a sexual fixation with the FunGod and you will notice her fawning and sloppy comments in this blog (probably this post) Learned to read and write at the age of 40 and hasn’t stopped since. Now so far over the hill the Auld bitch git is rolling ever faster to the bottom of the slope. Recently discovered HTML code and how to insert it in comments/posts and does so indiscriminately. Had an obsession with the ‘smiley’ feature on the site and stole the FunGod logo, just to be closer to him. She has a deep affection for another blogger on the site and I feel we should all take a moment just to sympathise with him. A wonderful man who actually returns her affection. It has to be said however, that I have seen no certification as to his sanity or otherwise. The seven personalities she encompasses are detailed here BARONESSK IS SENTENCED, THE BITCH but, they are all scary, take your valium before entering this black hole of perversion. That’s the post, not her hole. Anyhooo, she will, no doubt be a cameo in the story, a mindless wandering without these bitches would be like walking with no legs. Leave a comment on her blog at your own risk, you have been warned.

LustyTaurus


Lets be clear about this blogger, commonly referred to as CrustyPorous for reasons we cannot go into on a non medical site. Sufficient to say, you don’t wanna catch it. Now Crusty is married and in an open relationship but, he’s still a cheating randy bastard. Does not like to chat online but, he will meet you for a coffee and then shag you in the back of a limo. Wow, what girl could refuse that offer eh?? Smooth talking bastard. Absolutely no morals or scruples about who he shags, read his blog, cousins appear regularly as shag partners and fantasies. Crust ( all his friends shorten his name) Has the biggest lips in blogland and that includes the ones in the open legs shot of Mofunnowwow . His mum used to lick them and stick him to a window when she went shopping so he could not wander around. Lusty may or may not feature in a cameo role.

EroticaXTCeroticaxtc

This woman is fucking scary. Read her blog and muses, recently she has been getting really fucking kinky. Previously her poetry and verse was almost normal but, she is now showing her true colours. She shags strawberry smoothies in the middle of the night and writes disgustingly sexual posts and has taken to doubting who she is, proclaiming to the World I AM NOT ME. A sad specimen, I will try to find a suitable cameo role that will satisfy her many and varied sexual needs.

mofunnowwowmofunnowwow

Well, this glamorous granny has begged me to let her have a part in the proceedings as her legs have been open so long she is getting cramp.
She is getting on a bit now, poor auld git, but, still has HUMONGOUS tits that she loves to bury a man in. Yep, head, body and legs, all wrapped up in her mammaries. There is no escape from them, she has learned the art of nipple gripping a mans arse to keep him in place. Moving to her blog from here will be akin to changing your read from Shakespeare to shite. She is absolutely shocking and thinks of nothing else but sex, even her badly written profile. When asked what race she is she answered I will run for a Cock Asian. Apparently she is a great shag, 100’s have testified to the fact, if you can get her on a sober day. She is a bit of an innocent in many ways but, not in the bedroom. Check out her blog if you haven’t already and return here for therapy.

Maverick1255


Ah, Mav, a difficult case this one. Fucking pathetic profile, listen up: ‘been told I am handsome and cute’ Lying bastard, MAV, your mother saying that DOES NOT COUNT and neither does Fotogod saying it, watch him. ‘My build is average/athletic’ This means he once had a muscle but it turned to fat. He is also into watersports on the beach so, be careful, he might piss on you whilst you are sunbathing. This is his ideal partner : Likes movies, cooking, outdoors, gardening, working around the house,
Now dissecting that shows that he wants a maid/housekeeper who will do the garden and still find time to shag him. Any takers?? He prefers slender females. With all the fucking work he expects her to do, she could be 300 pounds, she would be slender in a fucking week anyway.
Get this ‘I am constantly being told that I don't act or look my age.’ Well Mav, if you stopped wearing that ridiculous adult nappy women will start to think you just might be over 3 years old. Grow up ya twat. Check out his blog, Mav has a faithful female following. His mother and 2 cousins.
Oh yes, Mav is bisexual and trying to meet either Fotogod or Magahee. Mav is also an artist and we all know how weird those bleeders are.

sweetbabydee07sweetbabydee07

Will feature in the story. How can you leave out a Sex Starved Scottish wench. Typical lazy bastard she is looking for a man that can cook and if his shit has strings on it she likes him even more. If this one gets you confused, I’m sorry, she is one demented kinky cow, really. Her idea of foreplay is to get one of her dogs to sniff your arse. If you are not good enough in bed, walk to work the next day coz her threat is to cut the brake pipes of your car. She reckons she is straight but spends an inordinate amount of time tongue wrestling with women when she is drunk, which is most days. She has no tits worth speaking of, apparently, and has very wobbly thighs and arse. (Don’t go away, these are her GOOD points). She collects cock shots to forward to her 2 gay friends Fotogod and
so if you send her one try to imagine one of those two wanking over it next time you try to get a hard on. Runs half marathons and 50 mile bike rides. Feisty, opinionated and argumentative with a real mean streak, everything a man is looking for? Also carries a mattress on her back in case she gets the chance of some outdoor sex. I have met this apparition and got pissed with her so I KNOW what I’m saying here. Lives in a fucking hovel that is filthy and without walls or floors. Yep, it’s a roof on stilts. Check out her blog, its not too bad for a woman.

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rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
9/7/2006 2:36 am

Dear "funintheday2006".
... don´t try ¼ this book won´t work ... I´m sure ...
... now you are kissing the "tiger" ... not a sweet nice ö ... still no chains ... asking for help ... uhhh ... take care please é

{ Benkai7 {... just a poor Ronin marching by ... { Z


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 2:49 am:
Oh sensei, the only tiger I feared on this blog has been tamed by you. I am only taking advantage of the new relaxed and flamboyant form our friend now personifies. If I get into difficulties, you will be my forst port of call 

Cozy_Red 50F

9/7/2006 2:59 am

Love your yellow boxes, backgrounds, I gotta learn how to do something like that someday! too cool.






funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 3:08 am:
They are very easy babe. Full details can be found here goddessofthedawn who has kindly supplied all codes needed. You can copy and paste from there and change colours as you wish. Have fun

JuicyBBW1001 54F

9/7/2006 3:24 am

Leaving comment K thinks your trailer is very nice. Can she come hang out with you???

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 3:33 am:
It is a nice living room isn't it? Kids alwways welcome to hang out.

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
9/7/2006 3:33 am

LOL! How can I play? I need to learn how to do that CAT SYMBOL! Somebody please email me!!! I know nothing about HTML! ETC!

Purry {=}

Purry


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 6:57 am:
I will send you a link to the copy and paste code hon. No probs

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
9/7/2006 4:17 am

Oh my sides!




funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 6:57 am:
Dont place your hands on them, you'll get a reputation of being camp

BaronessK 52F

9/7/2006 6:01 am

A weird geek bitch. Quit STEALING from MY PROFILE! Rambles F'amble {fucking rambles...thank you, get it the fuck right} inanely and insanely about anything and everything. It's called a segue...that's french for f'amble, btw. Is not here to shag, screw, fuck or otherwise indulge in body slapping activities. Hey, I said I make exceptions! A fucking pain in the arse. I don't own a strap on, although I do remember you asking me if I could get one for you; I've been busy...sorry, ducks! Loves to get emails saying lets fuck, send her one, the reply will have you cummin. Goin'...to hospital. Multi personality disorder I do not 'suffer from insanity'...I quite enjoy it. and just the one handle. Should I get another one, or several? It seems to be the 'fad', ya know.... Her blog is a minefield of banality That good, huh? Damn overachieving genes! *sigh* and crap, Hey, the shite that hit the fan wasn't MY shite, thank you! her only saving grace Me, grace? Hey, I can finally use the ! appears to be her intellect, Intellect in my case equals blinding with bullshit...but I'm really good at it! Go with my strengths, ya know. she has an IQ of something less than 80, almost times 3...objects in the mirror look smaller. given 3 attempts at the puzzles. If you have a fox, a hen, and a bag of grain.... Her reason for staying on the site is a sexual fixation with the FunGod Can I help it if you keep spiking on me with super glue and you will notice her fawning and sloppy comments in this blog (probably this post) Did I? Damn, again? *shrug* I am soooo bored, but not in a good way. Learned to read age 4 and write at the age of 40 Damn, I finally learned how? Where was I and what was I doing? Was it legal? and hasn’t stopped since. Uh uh, okay. Now so far over the hill the Auld bitch git is rolling ever faster to the bottom of the slope. Get into some kinky positions that way, though. Recently discovered HTML code and how to insert it in comments/posts and does so indiscriminately. Hate to profile and discriminate, ya know. Had an obsession with the ‘smiley’ feature on the site and stole the FunGod logo, just to be closer to him. She has a deep affection for another blogger on the site and I feel we should all take a moment just to sympathise with him. Z A wonderful man who actually returns her affection. It has to be said however, that I have seen no certification as to his sanity or otherwise. The seven personalities she encompasses are detailed here BARONESSK IS SENTENCED, THE BITCH but, they are all scary, take your valium That or take a toke; it does help. before entering this black hole of perversion. That’s the post, not her hole. Anyhooo, she will, no doubt be a cameo in the story, a mindless wandering without these bitches would be like walking with no legs. Leave a comment on her blog at your own risk, you have been warned.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 6:59 am:
Is everybody reading this tripe?? You see? She cannot bloody resist me, my body is her ambition , my mind beyond that. Never has a woman worshipped at a mans feet like this since Macbeth was written. What happened to that guy anyway?

BaronessK 52F

9/7/2006 6:10 am

RE:
You're just JEALOUS!!!!

RE: EroticaXTC You're just HORNY!!!!

RE: mofunnowwow You're just HORNY!!!!

RE:
You're just JEALOUS...AND HORNY!!!!

RE: sweetbabydee07 You're just JEALOUS HORNY AND GOT LESS BALLS THAN HER!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:00 am:
Wrong profile silly bugger. Does RE mean Red End?

rm_babyboomer26 66M
898 posts
9/7/2006 6:37 am

Dear Mr. Funbags,

I want you to know I am angered, angry, crabbed, cross, crotchety, crusty, curt, disgruntled, exasperated, fractious, grumpy, huffish, hurt, insulted, irked, irritable, miffed, moody, moping, nettled, offended, p'd-off, peeved, peevish, pettish, petulant, piqued, provoked, put out, querulous, resentful, riled, short, snappish, snappy, stewed, sulky, sullen, surly, testy, touchy, vexed, waspish and a bit annoyed that I have not rated even one baby, bantam, bitty, cramped, diminutive, dwarf, humble, immature, inadequate, inconsequential, inconsiderable, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minute, modest, monkey, narrow, paltry, petite, petty, picayune, piddling, pint-sized, pitiful, pocket-sized, poor, puny, pygmy, runty, scanty, scrubby, short, shrimp, slight, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, toy, trifling, trivial, undersized, unpretentious, wee, young insult on your most bombastic, circumlocutory, diffuse, flowery, fustian, gabby, garrulous, grandiloquent, involved, long-winded, loquacious, magniloquent, palaverous, periphrastic, pleonastic, prolix, redundant, repeating, repetitious, repetitive, rhetorical, talkative, talky, tautological, tautologous, tedious, tortuous, windy, yacking blog despite my obviously large vocabulary. I mean, how many other guys on this site have their own personal harem, and a great signature to boot? I suggest you get on the ball!

Best regards,

Boomer


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:01 am:
As it happens, you do have a cameo role in Story 2. That should shut you the fuck up. My vocab, vorc. knowledge of werds is gud two.

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
9/7/2006 7:23 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... 肪܂B... I hope not, but if you might ever need I will of course assist you ... .... even as your l ...

{ Benkai7 {... just a poor Ronin marching by ... { Z


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:53 am:
Thank you sensei, she appears to be totally tame at the moment, too taken up with talking to someoneor other on IM to bother attacking me with anything other than sweetness!! I will be in touch if the woman regresses to her previous state.

partygirl3869 48F

9/7/2006 7:47 am

Ok...now that I have that extra insurance policy...I feel that I can say anything to you...You are fucking whacked!!! But, I love it....you silly man! I cannot wait to see what you write about all of us... How long are you going to make me wait???? I never claimed to the one with alot of patience...


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:55 am:
Ah, as the winners you will have to wait til last, reverse order and all that. The first has been writtena lready and will be posted very soon. You will get a taste of the treatment oyu can expect. Be warned though, I have commenbced the stories very gently... I work up to gross insultsssss

funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
9/7/2006 7:56 am

I dont do spellcheck.


woofff 41F

9/7/2006 8:22 am

This is fucking hysterical. I wouldn't like to see frying my profile...You'de slaughter me!!!

I'm relieved we're out of the past few weeks with scandal. I really am. This is more fun anyway.

You're cool man.

Grins,
Woofff

Can you send me the link for the cat symbols and anymore that there are too? Pls?


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 9:15 am:
Thank you so much, from you I appreciate that. I will send you the links to the works.

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

9/7/2006 10:48 am

Oh ha ha ha!!! I get it...you a funny man! Us Cock Asians love jokes! Read my lips....Me love you long time! What that smell funny guy...must be typo and you mean therapewwww you stinker.


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:47 pm:
Yea me can only love short time, measured in nano seconds I wonder how many actually caught on to that ;P

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
9/7/2006 12:22 pm

methinks most people are afraid to leave a comment in case they get the pish ripped out of them

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:48 pm:
You could well be right!!!! Your photos are excellent, you have a talent for editing. Are you using photoshop?

IsThisBetter4u 105M

9/7/2006 1:28 pm

I hope they call on you the next time they edit the Bible. I'd like to learn more about the players in that book before I touch it again. They leave so much history and personality out of it, it's hard to get an unbiased opinion out of the damned thing. You seem to cover the bases pretty well, though.


funintheday2006 replies on 9/7/2006 7:50 pm:
I did start to do the Encyclopedia Brittanica but, I got a girlfriend and she seemed to know everything anyway so I sold them

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
9/8/2006 5:28 am

You could well be right!!!! Your photos are excellent, you have a talent for editing. Are you using photoshop?

Yeah I am using photoshop. I did a little editing when I studied makeup artistry for three years, photography is part of that course. I took up this latest course with the intentions of going into web design, but I am already enjoying the photoshop and adobe premier parts of the course. I could well end up going into film editing cos I have a film background. It would save me from making lots of new contacts, I could use my old film contacts. It is something for me to think about over the next couple of years. If I get on in the premier part of the class I could do a little editing while I study, there are some editors, I know, that I could maybe help out.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 8:03 am:
You certainly have an eye for it. I design sites in Flash and PHP plus various html wysiwyg programmes and what you are doing is the most difficult aspect. I reckon film editing is probably the way to go for £££'s, web design is so competitive and rewards have dropped considerably over the last few years. OOps, business on a sex site!!

EroticaXTC 49F

9/8/2006 7:12 am

ahhh, you know me so well you're scaring me
btw, nemo is now lost in smoothies, shall I still turn on the blender?


funintheday2006 replies on 9/8/2006 8:03 am:
Nemo has always been a smooth little bugger, hed snap the blades

marathonman45202 53M
6640 posts
9/9/2006 9:39 am



funintheday2006 replies on 9/9/2006 8:07 pm:
Thanks Mara

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