BLOGGERS VEGAS WEDDING.. THE AFTERMATH  

funintheday2006 56M
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7/15/2006 6:18 pm

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BLOGGERS VEGAS WEDDING.. THE AFTERMATH

Ok then WHAT FUCKING WEDDING

Wanna know what happened???

Here we go:

Waited at airport for the Scottish git to arrive and she staggered off the plane pissed as a fart.
Eventually got her to the desk for check-in and had to convince the staff to let her fly she was so drunk.
Took her to the Business Class lounge (I aint fucking cheap you know) to coffee her up and try to get rid of the alcohol and I turn my back for 2 minutes and she’s at the fucking whisky again!!

Well, dressed in a pink tutu with lime green flip flops and regurgitated alcohol running down her white T’shirt ( which had FUCK ME FOR A DOLLAR written on the front and THANK YOU on the back) I was beginning to wonder whether I had acted hastily in saying yes to her proposal.

Anyhoo, on the bus to the aeroplane she pulls down her yellow tights and asks the bus driver if he wants a shag.
Liking a bit of rough, apparently, he says yes and we all are then held up for a few minutes whilst she performs (and IT WAS a performance) a service.
Eventually get on the plane and she asks the trolley dolly if she is bi as a mile higher with a woman is something she hasn’t done for a while. I get a slap in the face as the dolly thinks it’s my idea and Dee offers a blow job to allieviate the pain. I refuse.

Halfway across the ocean she wakes up belching and asks for her mile higher. Now, I have to confess, I am already a member of this exclusive club a couple of times over, so I know the drill but, she wants it her way.
No sneaking under the cover on the seats for her OH NO, the shithouse is where she wants it.
Her environment without a doubt.
So we sneak ( if indeed her screaming ‘we are going for a shag’ comes under that heading) into one of the toilets and she pounces like a black widow. Dastardly deed done I tell her we have to be quiet or people will know.
BIG MISTAKE
Before I get myself dressed she grabs little Nemo and pulls me out of the toilet, me screaming in agony and her tugging at Nemo, showing it to everyone on the way back to the seat saying,
‘This is the fucking midget I’m supposed to be satisfied with, weep for me.’
Well, I know he isn’t exactly huge but, a man has to be left a little pride doesn’t he??

Settle her down eventually and discuss the ceremony. A traditional girl she has brought the requisites of
Something Old: Her mothers false teeth, which are WAY too small for her and keep falling out.
Something New: She had stolen a baseball cap from duty free shop.
Something Borrowed: A 12” ring she had for her nipple from a friend.
Something Blue: A few 10x8 photos of her last porno movie thet she was going to pin to the hem of the tutu.

All in all, a spectacle not to be missed.

Just before final approach she head butted a fellow passenger for yawning and grabbed the tits of the aforementioned trolley dolly asking for a good licking. This resulted in her being restrained and handcuffed to the seat for landing.

So, off the plane and I am carrying her to customs. Put her down to clean the fresh vomit off my shoulder and she gets in line to go through the detector.

Well, she has more fucking holes in her than a watering can spout and every single one is adorned with gold, silver or other metal. The machine didn’t buzz, it played a fucking tune and 9 security guards pounced with guns drawn.
I can do nothing, I’m having my shoes inspected and noticing the sympathetic looks I am getting.
She sorted that lot out and they are all lying there with hands on groins yelping when the SWAT team arrived.
NOW, you don’t fuck with them guys, they know their shit.
It took them less than an hour to get the handcuffs and leg restraints on and there were only 46 of them, fuck I was impressed.

I followed as they dragged her to baggage check and, wouldn’t you fucking know it, she had a copy of the Koran in her bag and a Yashmak.

That was the fucking limit.

What happened next?

Well, as far as I know, she has been detained under the terrorism act, charged with assaulting air crew, lewd behaviour and, I am lead to believe, she may be getting a trip to Cuba.

Me??

Oh, I was fucking devastated, out of the airport met Mav and we went and got ratarsed.
That’s the best bit about a wedding anyway.
So, no wedding this time but, if and when she ever gets out, who knows.
She has got lovely little perky tits, she aint all bad.

Im on my way back now.

One thing I did notice.

NONE OF YOU SENT FUCKING PRESENTS DIDYA???


Some people are doubting this occured.
How could you disbelieve the fun god??
Proof is here Maverick1255


Mermaidslut 49F

7/15/2006 7:06 pm

how about some cherry chapstick?


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 8:18 pm:
Have you seen the size of her lips (face ones)?? You'd have to apply it with a paint roller

HBowt2 58F

7/15/2006 7:19 pm

just as well...you would have had to send them all back....see we saved you all that trouble...


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 7:24 pm:
Send em back?? That was not part of the plan

eveready06 41M

7/15/2006 7:35 pm

Sounds like a great eventful weekend! One to be remembered!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 8:21 pm:
I'm thinking of doing it again next week, just need a bride. You reckon xx is daft enough?? Stupid question, course she is

catkit13 66F

7/15/2006 7:48 pm

wwed? (what would elvis do? for those not in the know) . . . and, fun, your imagination does get carried away a bit once in awhile, heh? and you were THIS close to tucson and you didn't call? hey, i might have flown up to vegas and married you! now we'll never know


funintheday2006 replies on 7/15/2006 10:13 pm:
Oh Cat, I ranf 3 times you were engaged. Had to suffer making out with a couple of girls in a bar. See here for proof Maverick1255

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/16/2006 12:35 am

I'm thinking of doing it again next week, just need a bride. You reckon xx is daft enough?? Stupid question, course she is

Ooooohhhhhhhhh checkout Mr Bitch UK out i think you've ladderd your tights hunny better file those claws down a bitx lol & oops you got me yes im a little daft and silly sometimes i know but thats daft & silly!! not Desperate
Soooo hun if its me that gets the funintheday daft award and wedding invite sorry i have to decline save it for someone more stupid and desperate than me i wouldnt want someone else to miss out on such a catch now would i! that would then make me Selfish sad & desperate & id much rather be daft silly happy & content with what i have x
mwahhhh Happy Victim Hunting have a super dooper day now xxxx k


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:01 pm:
Thats not fair, I throw my coat over every puddle for you, proclaim my love in every way possible and you still say no. Im a wrecked man, the least you can do is pop along and serve me drinks on the flight.

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
7/16/2006 12:37 am

sorry but your such a BITCH lol Meowwwwwww


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:01 pm:
OUCH, that hurt

CB_2 51F

7/16/2006 1:53 am

I've long since given up believing anything you say, Fun, but I'm gutted that Mav signs up to your inanity. And no, him writing his piece doesn't provide "proof" of any sort. I want SWAT team contact numbers.

I just wish it had been true, particularly any bits involving humiliation for you

Blogito ergo sum.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:03 pm:
Poor Mav, how can you say such things about him?? Swat team had masks on, no numbers. You cannot humiliate the brain dead, I am the chairman of that club

eveready06 41M

7/16/2006 4:19 am

Ouch!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:04 pm:
You should see the claw marks on my scrotum!!!

Deeelishious 52M/51F

7/16/2006 8:18 am

double ouchu go girl woohoo ive never seen you rattled K ya damn sexy when you are babe even with all the shite your putting up with in your life lately ooh releaseeeeee girlfriend lol he deserved that 1 though i mean he is getting nastyyyyyyyy all of a sudden isnt he? why is that fun????? Whats the matter honey you can tell the world babes you usually do lol xxjen


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:06 pm:
Did I get nasty?? REALLY?? Then I absolutely, unconditionally apologise, not intentional, honestly. Will think more.

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
7/16/2006 10:56 am

I tried to send a present, but A: You two weren't registed at K-Mart and B: No one gave me the address.


funintheday2006 replies on 7/16/2006 8:07 pm:
OMG, you found my blog. Now I'm scared. Jeez, your reputation preceeds you O straight and honest one. Welcome to my padded cell

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/17/2006 2:57 am

LMAO...sorry, but this was too funny...made up, of course, biut still funny.

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/17/2006 4:04 am:
Made up??? You dont watch Fox??

rm_SusieQ27 46F
2093 posts
7/24/2006 8:50 pm

    Quoting rm_SusieQ27:
    LMAO...sorry, but this was too funny...made up, of course, biut still funny.

    Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}
Excuse my ignorance, but, what's Fox?

Luv n stuff {=} Susie {=}


funintheday2006 replies on 7/24/2006 9:28 pm:
Fox news hon, her arrest was reported

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