BLOGARIGE BLOGIVORCE BLOGIMONY  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
6/18/2006 6:02 am

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BLOGARIGE BLOGIVORCE BLOGIMONY

Ok bloggers and bloggesses the time has come for respectability in cyberworld relationships.
Right now you are all blogging in sin and it has to stop.
I have travelled the very corners of blogdom becoming more and more concerned as to your blatant offerings of body an soul.
All manner of orifices and baby makers displayed in all their questionable guises.

The Reverend Fun has been ordained by Bishop Blogfun as your priest and confessionalist and has been charged with the unenviable task of blogarrying bloggers and those virgins of profile only fame.

Dr Fun is a modern pastor and will conduct ceremonies for straight, gay and in betweeners. The church of Fun is not monogamous and has no limits as to your blogahs so multiple blogasms are encouraged.

You do not need the consent of your intended blogartner, you need to simply copy and paste the ceremony shown below and post on their site. Leave a separate comment here linking to the intended blogartner and Rev. Fun will visit to sanctify the union.

If you are blogiged and the shock is too much for you it is not sufficient to say ‘fuck off wanker’ you will still be blogiged and your new blogartner will have the right to insist on his/her share of your cyberbody. You may blogivorce however by copying and pasting the blogivorce ceremony below to the blogartners blogsite.
Place a post back here if you decide to blogivorce and Reverend Fun will assess blogimony and settlement for you.

Copy and paste
CEREMONY

We are gathered here today to witness the blogarige of these 2 perverts.
All members arise and all pussies be wet.
I [ your handle] do hereby blogarige/ blogayrige you [Their Handle] under the authority vested in Reverend Fun.
As from this day forth I will have you and hold you and take any part of your body I desire. My cybersearching for extra blogarital sex will continue unabated.
Our blogarige will embrace all the kinks, fetishes and fantasies I have and if you don’t like any tough shit, you’re doing it.
In orgasm, as in foreplay my screams I give to you.
I will uphold the terms and conditions of AdultFriendFinder and look for people to join us within these guidelines.
In threesomes and mores I promise to pay attention to you.
If any blogwatcher here wishes to object to this blogarige/blogayrige piss off and mind your own business.
With all my toys and bondage kit I thee endow , washed clean.
I give to you my anus and you can be damn sure I’ll want yours.
I now pronounce us blogoo and blogah.
Reverend Fun says: If you want a blogivorce click here BLOGARIGE BLOGIVORCE BLOGIMONY
Blogimony may be claimed here too.
Remember.. Until you are blogivorced you will remain blogariged to this blogoo. Can you live with that?[/
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If you have been unexpectedly blogariged and wish for a blogivorce copy and paste the text below and post on the blogoo’s site that did it to you.

copy and paste
BLOGIVORCE
Blogoo Im thank you for your advances and blogariging me. I am truly flattered. Never have I seen or had a more desirable blogoo but I cannot remain with you.
My body parts belong to another and yours are not as good.
I may at some stage consider you as a starter before a main course but, until then I will be seeking blogimony.
Other reasons for this blogivorce are: ( your words here, it will assist in penance blogimony)


Now you all get respectable you hear? No more perverting in sin, get a blogartner or 2 or 3 or more

Have fun


JuicyBBW1001 54F

6/18/2006 6:07 am

lmao I just want to have an orgy before I retire to the AdultFriendFinder Resthaven For Old Folks (jk)

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 6:13 am:
You go find one babe, there's plenty out there and always needing gals, apparently.
Now, i dont want anyone thinking i have any experience of this sort of thing, its just what I read

freetime648 52F

6/18/2006 7:23 am

Oh geez...I have a Blograine now.....OUCH!!!!!


xx FREETIME648 xx


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 7:48 am:
Now dont yu worry my weet, I hae jut the thing for it...

EroticaXTC 50F

6/18/2006 8:08 am

oh what a scary thought...to be blogarried without my consent!! Now I have to go back to the castle and pull up the drawbridge...but it will give me a chance to use my marksmanship...


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 11:21 am:
Oh Eroica, be brave, go get them befoere they get you. Thanks for stopping by hon

phoenix639 49F

6/18/2006 8:33 am

I have found my mark & left my vows accordingly on Flagg134
blog


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 1:05 pm:
This union has been blessed and posted my the rev. BYW darling, the only truly exciting watersport (not them) is waterskiing, better and much more challnging than a jetski. Im getting some darts next week, let me know eh?/:>

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
6/18/2006 1:24 pm

well... if i leave those off already on my "hubby" list...

I just left my vows on kma5's blog. i think i'll only pick on one person


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 1:37 pm:
Hi demo, thats not a man, its a cock with a body!! Pick just the one?? This is a sex site babe, get some exposure, flash it out there, get cyber laid by many, feel the sweat of// hang on, need a shower <

phoenix639 49F

6/18/2006 1:39 pm

Tried water skiing but i cant stand up lol. Plus im no longer able to give that a go due to my knee...too risky right now.

Hope youre not gonna be wanting to aim those darts at me lol.


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 1:55 pm:
You betcha, long slim points, nicely feathered. Sounds like a plan.. Skel, fucking cold, you got 12 tog?

phoenix639 49F

6/18/2006 1:55 pm

As HotDev1l & i were cyber matchedmaked i felt i should ask his blogand in blogarige.

Ive left my vows here [post 390976].

Am i a polyblogamist now


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 3:52 pm:
Bloody hell woman, by the time you get round to me youll be all worn out! It'll be like playing a tim whistle in the albert hall!! You slow down now hon, just another 12, thats your limit

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
6/18/2006 3:01 pm

i chose him cuz he gave me a cool nickname if it was for his member... i'd be too scared.

i'm not picking others cuz i'm lazy besides, all the guys i'm interested in already know i'm interested. assuming they're not already on my "hubby" list (male harem).


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 3:59 pm:
YOU ARE RIGHT, YOU HAVE ENOUGH YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY, YOU MUST GET KNACKERED AT WEEKENDS!

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
6/18/2006 4:08 pm

does this mean i can't convince you to join up???


funintheday2006 replies on 6/18/2006 9:29 pm:
Did I say that?

KMA5 40M
771 posts
6/20/2006 9:31 am

you shouldn't call my cyberwifey names; she's just attention dependant and as the NEW hubby, I get more play time. Yay me!!!
Great post, Rev. fun


funintheday2006 replies on 6/20/2006 12:58 pm:
Shes cheating with YOU?? Hey, dis, you go polish that whip babe, Im gonna tan your arse, this is a cock with a body, you trying to make me inferior? Thanks for popping in KM, dont be a stranger. Shes gonna know what disaster is when I catch up with her

ella1966 50F
1528 posts
6/22/2006 5:30 am

It's ella here, one of the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence". Umm, what order do I belong to? The Order of No Sex, ONS. So there you have it. Now in actuality, I have ripped that name off. It was a name of a couple of gay Arts students back in the 80's when I was an undergraduate (mmm, not that long ago really!) who had nothing better else to do in their spare time but comb the streets of Newtown and Redfern and main campus of Sydney Uni in nun's habits. Now THAT was gay pride, I reckon. Those were the days. To them I am eternally indebted. Now any future religious events must see the persons come to me for prior religious instruction, is that clear?


funintheday2006 replies on 6/22/2006 8:09 am:
Oh, Sydney, the home of foccacia with turkey and avacado in the shopping centre. My favourite place to stay, York Apartments, darling harbour, The City Gym The city at night, oh, sweet memories.. Now what was that??

demonicsexkitten 41F
10671 posts
6/23/2006 5:00 pm

funintheday: KMA5 was complaining you called me names. I'm not cheating on him. He's hubby #8. He's just upset I took so long to ask him (he wanted to be #5). I'm gonna be writing our... "Cyber Honeymoon" post in a few days

And I gave him an "out" ... a good excuse for a divorce. But after reading it... he came to my profile and posted the "blogarige" ceremony to my blog too such a sweetie.


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/23/2006 11:00 pm

    Quoting demonicsexkitten:
    funintheday: KMA5 was complaining you called me names. I'm not cheating on him. He's hubby #8. He's just upset I took so long to ask him (he wanted to be #5). I'm gonna be writing our... "Cyber Honeymoon" post in a few days

    And I gave him an "out" ... a good excuse for a divorce. But after reading it... he came to my profile and posted the "blogarige" ceremony to my blog too such a sweetie.
You tell KA the blogarige is not official till its been linked here by him and the Rev fun has sanctified the communion. Until then there must me no blogroping or othe blogysical contact. We will not have people having cybersex without blogitment.


MaggiesWishes 60F

6/24/2006 2:39 am

OH my stars!!! Am I ...errr... we sanctified? *gulp* If you have me living in sin ... I ... ahhh ...
Hey, does this unity come with insurance???

BTW ... Dinner is in the microwave ... I had to go and dig up my leg that the damn dog buried and now I have to give us both a bath.
Can't you teach him anything? *hobbles off with leg over shoulder*
OH, and the damn paperboy wants $2 for the weeks paper ... your turn.


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
6/24/2006 6:50 am

    Quoting MaggiesWishes:
    OH my stars!!! Am I ...errr... we sanctified? *gulp* If you have me living in sin ... I ... ahhh ...
    Hey, does this unity come with insurance???

    BTW ... Dinner is in the microwave ... I had to go and dig up my leg that the damn dog buried and now I have to give us both a bath.
    Can't you teach him anything? *hobbles off with leg over shoulder*
    OH, and the damn paperboy wants $2 for the weeks paper ... your turn.
We will be sanctified later, when you've learned to obey your blogoo. And this microwva habit you have, its gotta stop So far this week Ive had Nuclear Nachos and Radiated Ravioli. When you going to learn how to turn the real cooker on. The dog took your leg beacause thats the most edible thing in the house. Cant do the paper deliverer, too dangerous. Was a young girl last week and I gave her $5, took me an hour to convince her I did.'nt want a bj for an extra $10. I didnt even know she had 2 jobs


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