BALLAD OF THE SHITTY BLOGGERS  

funintheday2006 56M
8366 posts
8/8/2006 4:36 am

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BALLAD OF THE SHITTY BLOGGERS

I'll tell you a story that is sure to please,
Of a great farting contest at Burton-on-Tees
Where all the worst arses paraded the field,
To compete in a contest for various shields.

Some tighten their arses and fart up the scale,
To compete for a cup and a gallon of ale.
While others whose arses are biggest and strongest,
Compete in the section for loudest and longest.

Now this years event had drawn quite a large crowd,
And the betting was even on Dusty McLoud.dustywidget
For it had appeared in the evening edition,
That this mans arse was in spreading condition.

Now, old Mr Crisis economickrisis had a saggy backside,
Half a forest of hairs, a sheila each side.
And he fancied his chances of winning with ease,
Having trained on a diet of cabbage and peas.

Fun Godfunintheday2006 arrived and ascended the stand,
And thus he addressed this remarkable band.
"The contest is on as is shown in the bills,
We've precluded the use of injections and pills."

Mrs Tittie arrived amid roars of applause,
And promptly proceeded to pull off her drawers,
For though she'd no chance in the farting display,
She'd the prettiest bottom you'd see this day.

Now, young Mistress Pee was backed for a place,
Though she'd often been placed in the deepest disgrace
By dropping a fart that had beaten the organ,
And the poor Maverick
, and Jonathon Morgan.

Thee all lined up at the signal to start,
And winning the toss, Mistress Pee took first fart
The people around stood in silence and wonder,
While her wireless announced gale warnings and thunder.

Now, Dusty McLoud[dustywidget reckoned nothing of this,
He'd had some weak tea and was all wind and piss.
So he took up his place and his arse opened wide,
But as usual shit... and was disqualified.

Then young Mr Crisiseconomickrisis was called to the front,
And started by doing a wonderful stunt.
He took a deep breath and clenching his hands,
He blew the whole roof off the popular stands.

That left Baronessbaronessk who shyly appeared,
And smiled at the bloggers who lustily cheered.
And though it was reckoned her chances were small,
She let out a winner, outfarting them all.

With hands on her hips, she stood farting alone,
And the blogs stood amazed at the sweetness of tone.
And the bloggers agreed without hindrance or pause,
And said, 'First, Baronessbaronessk... now pull up your drawers!'

But with muscles well tensed and legs full apart,
She started a final and glorious fart.
Beginning with 'Chopin' and ending with 'Wing'
She went right up the scale to 'God Save the King'.

She went to the rostrum with maidenly gait,
And took from the panel, a set of gold plate.
Then she turned to Fun Godfunintheday2006 with sweetness sublime
And smilingly said, 'Come up and see me some time!'




Cozy_Red 50F

8/8/2006 4:46 am

Bravo!!






funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:35 am:
Thank you

phoenix639 49F

8/8/2006 4:57 am

Bloody hell Fun that was fabulous.

Loving it darling.

There has been too much 'hot air' around lately.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:35 am:
I have to own up to a certain enjoyment

Bloody_Quandary 49F

8/8/2006 5:06 am

You should not laff at people wot farts u know my illness causes me to crack one off when i bend down to pick up me fookin flower when i drops it but if anyone mentions it i say the one wot smelt it dealt it I sometimes follow-through and shit myself so are you going to laff at that too? You a naughty man ~smiles~


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:37 am:
You poor darling. I know a couple of guys who would be perfect as butt plugs. Check out their photos above, one has a big hat and the other has a combover

maverick1255 51M
3953 posts
8/8/2006 5:06 am

LOL!!!!!! Very good old chap!!!!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:38 am:
Pimped ya Mav, thats the closest your've been yet to your dream date with Dee

EroticaXTC 49F

8/8/2006 5:06 am




Kudos to the Baroness and Yourself for a
Most Excellent Display


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:38 am:
Thanks Ero, hope that gave you a giggle babe

MOfunNOWWOW 55F

8/8/2006 5:24 am

That was a gas


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 5:39 am:
Ahem, Mo, would you like to rephrase that??

B_Stinga_b_i_ 47M/45F

8/8/2006 5:44 am

yah >> ya bowled me over with that one


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:08 am:
I hope you did not land on your arse and prevent air escaping

rm_Benkai7 55M
2358 posts
8/8/2006 7:03 am

Dear "funintheday2006".

... ...
... Holy Moly ...

... ... ... ...


Benkai7


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:08 am:
Sensei

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/8/2006 7:10 am

yer a poet and ya know it

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:13 am:
My apologies trace
I know it is base
I didn't have time
to do a proper rhyme

Bloody_Quandary 49F

8/8/2006 7:33 am

oh you a very naughty man. I shit all over me dressing gown b4 and it is not funny cos i am in holland and me Bendix is in Wigan and oops! i just cracked another one off and it had fookin lumps in it. Me husband thinks i got a frog in me dressing gown pocket and a duck in the other one wot make all the farty noises but it is me illnesses so u shouldnt laff at people who fart cos i am very private and you dont no the whole story. Take care sexy you a good person. ~smiles~


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:43 am:
Is Ben Dix a not straight penis?. Try eating more soup darling, no lumps and itll just soak into the gown.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:43 am:
Is Ben Dix a not straight penis?. Try eating more soup darling, no lumps and itll just soak into the gown.

funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:44 am:
Is Ben Dix a not straight penis?. Try eating more soup darling, no lumps and itll just soak into the gown.

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/8/2006 7:37 am

Oy you fucker - my uncle wrote that!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/8/2006 7:39 am

You wrote that, eh? Hmmmmmmmmm

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/8/2006 7:52 am

hmmmmmmmmm - you wrote that, did you Donald?

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 7:56 am:
You saying it Towers above all else??
Y'know theres only me and you get that joke dontcha??

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/8/2006 8:58 am

Kudos!^
^
And Fun God takes the lead over baroness by a slim margin.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:32 am:
She is a pussycat, I'm easy on all of her

rm_SammiSaysTo 43F
872 posts
8/8/2006 9:10 am

My eyes, my eyes....you gave me some horrible visions....thanks for the laugh this afternoon..I needed that!

If you can't laugh, what's the fucking point!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:38 am:
You are welcome babe, I'm here to make you smile Sorry about the visions, I CAN guess which one brought the tears Ugh!!!

rm_kelli4u2dew 41F
5220 posts
8/8/2006 9:41 am

Leave it to a MAN to glorify farting ...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:43 am:
One has to answer ones critics Kel and, for them to understand, it is sometimes, however painful, to stoop a level or six to ensure comprehension
Welcome back ya bugger, you ok now???

IAmRubytuesday 55F
3193 posts
8/8/2006 9:44 am

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp!!!

Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:55 am:
You liked it???

amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
8/8/2006 9:45 am

Thankyou for the questionably funny poem. Why do men think that farting is soooo funny, and laugh every time the cut the cheese?

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:57 am:
It was the lady who commented above you who sent it to me. I had to read it twice before I understood it. I had no idea you ladies called flatulence 'farting'.
What a strange word

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/8/2006 9:45 am

One can see your little Office Girlie (the one you've sponsored to Oz) is not about... you have far too much time on your hands!! But it did make me smile... thank you for that.

♥♥HH♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 9:58 am:
I spend more time answering her bloody texts than blogging!!!
I know every bloody step she takes
Not that I'm complaining Bless her.

marywannado 43F

8/8/2006 10:44 am

That was gooood...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:06 pm:
Thanks Mary, hope you got a smile

florallei 99F

8/8/2006 11:08 am

I just hope there was good ventilation in the building with all that hot air rising....Phewwwww.
flo


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:07 pm:
It had to be held outside flo, make the Aussie feel at home

TabithaElectra 37F

8/8/2006 11:23 am



Thought I smelt something...


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:08 pm:
That would be the bullshit Tabs, theres a lot of it around

BaronessK 52F

8/8/2006 11:32 am

You prat! I shall deal with you tonight -- right now I have to go to the bank before 2 to put in my check which my 'work' pretends to pay me decent amount due to my pretending to actually work a decent amount most days. I shall knock you up about midnight stateside...git wit!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:08 pm:
Wow, is that it?? One paragraph?? You must be speechless

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/8/2006 2:02 pm

Mate... i seriously have to bow down to that poem who ever wrote it. It's bloody fantastic!

When you think about it, it's only natural to drop one every now and then but if you dont, then you get trapped wind and bitch about it for days cuz yer guts hurt. Simple really, Just fart and be happy!! only pain you'll get after that is the burning in the nostrils!!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:10 pm:
Aww, shucks> Let it out, thats my motto

rm_xxSpecialKxx 45F
1614 posts
8/8/2006 2:17 pm


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:11 pm:
Did you see my willy?? Is that why you're laughing??

JuicyBBW1001 54F

8/8/2006 5:38 pm

I knew your farts smelled horrid.

Juicy


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:11 pm:
I was only the judge jus, it was the other smelly gits

economickrisis 54M

8/8/2006 7:28 pm

And me answer comes directly
For I cannot fart correctly
And wouldnt fart in company
Nor pass a bloody symphony.

But read the bloody link
Yer dirty bloody skink!
[post 460923]


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:17 pm:
Bollocks, your an Aussie, you'll fart anywhere.

The 'man' from down under
with a fart like thunder
and a fusty partner who can only shit
assaulted the blogs with a lack of wit

economickrisis 54M

8/8/2006 7:31 pm

    Quoting economickrisis:
    And me answer comes directly
    For I cannot fart correctly
    And wouldnt fart in company
    Nor pass a bloody symphony.

    But read the bloody link
    Yer dirty bloody skink!
    [post 460923]
[post 460923]


IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/8/2006 7:45 pm




Holy shit man! That's my favorite yet. Beats the hell out of the competition. Damn, Fun...you're too much...way too much. You made me cry AND piss myself!



funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 8:19 pm:
It was a knockout blow mate but, I rather suspect there will be some futile efforts at face saving.Tossers

economickrisis 54M

8/8/2006 9:28 pm

    Quoting IsThisBetter4u:



    Holy shit man! That's my favorite yet. Beats the hell out of the competition. Damn, Fun...you're too much...way too much. You made me cry AND piss myself!



Beats bullshit mate
Yer too fucken late
So garn now piss off!
He's just a bloody pommy goat.
I'll rip his fucken head off
an shit down his bloody throat!!!

[post 460923]


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:08 pm:
Ah, the delightful way you have of expressing yourself leaves the rest of us wondering at your levels of intellect.
I am so honoured you spend more time on my blog than your husbands.
Thank you

IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/8/2006 10:16 pm

    Quoting economickrisis:
    Beats bullshit mate
    Yer too fucken late
    So garn now piss off!
    He's just a bloody pommy goat.
    I'll rip his fucken head off
    an shit down his bloody throat!!!

    [post 460923]
Hey Fun...I think he likes me. I just hope he doesn't try to kiss me!


marnison 79F

8/8/2006 10:18 pm

hmmm i think...i'll

pass on this one..


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:19 pm:
Not wind surely???

IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/8/2006 10:20 pm

    Quoting economickrisis:
    Beats bullshit mate
    Yer too fucken late
    So garn now piss off!
    He's just a bloody pommy goat.
    I'll rip his fucken head off
    an shit down his bloody throat!!!

    [post 460923]
Hey Fun...I think he likes me. I just hope he doesn't try to kiss me!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:23 pm:
He does appear to lean towards the male species. I have warned Fotogod and now you must be careful too.
The good news is he appears to like the older male with a combover, probably reminds him of a Taz devil

marnison 79F

8/8/2006 10:36 pm

wind he says....surely he's meaning
fluff
i'll pass on this one too....lol
um...rolling eyes...and wondering...
shhhhh....yep...
it's a fluff this time


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:37 pm:
Probably best to babe Y'know what a fool I am

IsThisBetter4u 105M

8/8/2006 10:50 pm

Ya know...I kinda feel bad for Dusty. He's not a very big guy, ya know? I just hope he doesn't bend over while their holding hands and trouncing around the lowlands together if you know what I mean. >>!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:53 pm:
Oh, he likes it

marnison 79F

8/8/2006 10:56 pm

Babe...after two passes and a fluff... oh....sweety...
come ere

i do know....
lol

um
M.
smiles


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 10:59 pm:

BRONZEHALO 46M

8/8/2006 11:08 pm

Fun, you are the Shakespeare of our blogtime. "What gas through yonder window breaks, tis Dusty showing Kris the moon" Thanks for the laughs. You are the Master.( No Angel, Wrong Master) lol

Bronzehalo 2007


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 11:09 pm:
Thank you bronze, and welcome You mind if I use that line in the next one??

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
8/8/2006 11:26 pm

Beans, Beans the miracle fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat beans with every meal



And if there is any doubt about the glorious benefits of passing gas...

A farting horse will never tire
A farting man's the one to hire...

Very funny post FG......


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 11:35 pm:
Thanks Lusty, nice poem

catkit13 66F

8/8/2006 11:27 pm

i can't top this one
nor can i bottom out
a fart by any other name
is still a fart, but yours has clout!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 12:10 am:
Thats brilliant cat

The pretenders they do loudly shout
write silly verse and then they pout
The Fun God sits with pint of beer
He knows these guys are just damn queer
He writes a verse, a poem, a rhyme
He'll whup their arses, every time

BRONZEHALO 46M

8/8/2006 11:32 pm

I would be honored. lol

Bronzehalo 2007


funintheday2006 replies on 8/8/2006 11:35 pm:
Thank you, William said it was ok too

economickrisis 54M

8/8/2006 11:39 pm

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 4:23 pm:
He does appear to lean towards the male species. I have warned Fotogod and now you must be careful too.
The good news is he appears to like the older male with a combover, probably reminds him of a Taz devil

IsThisBetter4u : Ya know...I kinda feel bad for Dusty. He's not a very big guy, ya know? I just hope he doesn't bend over while their holding hands and trouncing around the lowlands together if you know what I mean. >>!

Yer a pair of fuckwit pommy bastards. Bloody fucken hell!! Im so straight I dont care who thinks Im gay.
And me boyfriend feels the same bloody way. So fuck off


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 12:20 am:
You shout loud that you are straight
But, empty sounds that carry no weight
Everone who comes around here
Knows your a fucking Assie queer

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/9/2006 12:08 am

2 more for ya...

Where ever you be, let it free. Church or Chaple, let it rattle!

I like Cider, cider makes me fart, the more farts i got, the more energy i got, the more enrgy i got, the more work i do, the more work i do, the more money i got, the more money i got, the more cider i can buy, the more cider i drink, the more farts i got.... I like cider, cider makes me fart!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 12:11 am:
No 2

woofff 41F

8/9/2006 1:33 am

There is something unsettling about this poem,Fun. All 44 comments before me are highly amused by your creativity. Did you take off on someoone's post, and as a spoof put this up?

Am I imagining the tension between you and economickrisis,then?

W.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 2:00 am:
No hon, all my own work
There is no tension at all just an exchange of humour
It is how the English and the Aussies talk to each other!
Absolutely noo issues there at all, no need to be concerned

BaronessK 52F

8/9/2006 2:41 am

A couple of points: It was God Save the Queen. The contest had to have been fixed...since there is no way that assie and musty midget don't have enough hot air between them to float a battalion of Hindenbergs. They have to be gay, btw, because they are both so misogynist {and no female in her right or not right mind would go for them}. Oh, and quit tooting your own Trump-et!

Now, my favorite unending object of lustful albeit probably mostly illegal desires...I would like to f'amble {means f'n ramble...even more so than I usually do}.

Quoting assie: Yer gotta wonder at the gall of the bugger, fartin as he did in rhymin couplets, and gettin his bang of sheila mates to help him out, by names of Baroness, TheCliticals, and Maverick.

Quoting funintheday2006: Ah, the ballad of the GAY gordons. figures Do I feel a reposte coming on?? At least there is one sense of humour between you

Quoting assie: Ya can rip an post all yer like mate an a bloke will be lobbin em back at yer. Now get arf me fucken blog yer pommy nonce.

Now, after I took some steel wool and showered from being on that...it is supposed to be a blog, right ...I started to make a comment. However, something leads me to believe that said comment would, somehow, disappear into deletion land, so....

Women and children first, you asinine asswipe assie, means when something is sinking or burning down in flames {much like your blog and it's lame posts}...but it does NOT mean to attack women first...although I can easily see how that would make someone like you be able to pretend you're a man and not a tosser.

I, up to now, had only posted a reply that I would get back to him...because I thought it was funny {although surprised to have won the contest since assies and musty midgets have plenty of hot air}. I see you obviously feel it's quite all right to try, and fail, to have a wit attack on someone else's blog...but they can't come to your blog to reply to a pointed post at them {although with your lack of male representation, I should not be surprised that you have not a clue as to what should 'point' nor where}.

As usual, you are backtracking...because before he aimed so true...you were all impressed with "shielas that speak their mind"! I am not surprised at that...since your comparisons are wallabees and kangaroos that you've shagged. That last punch by that male 'roo hit too hard in the heads, I can tell. Ouch!

Since you want to blow so much, practice on your mate, mate! If you were worth the mental energy to me I'd think you...well, you're not worth the energy to come up with all those things...so just fill in the blanks as I'm sure you have a load of memories of being told off. Or should I learn to speak 'roo to get through to you?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 3:29 am:
I am seriously gettting worried about you, that was almost coherent

BaronessK 52F

8/9/2006 2:48 am

I know I really shouldn't have posted it here, but there...but since he spends so much time on your blog wanking off and about....

Can you write one abour red-headed Arky {Arkansas} BASTARDS that I could send out...because I just know my kids' sperm donor is missing me! Second thought...never mind...most of your posts have words bigger than 2 syllables!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 3:31 am:
Ah, WTF, post what oyu like and be damned. We probly all will be anyway joining a sex site. Yon pearly gate guardian will not be amused

BaronessK 52F

8/9/2006 2:56 am

And wait just a minute, brit git witless! You said when you rigged the contest that Nemo would be on the plate! So not cricket, mate!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 3:31 am:
I said Nemo is in a bit of a state ya deaf auld git

economickrisis 54M

8/9/2006 3:05 am

    Quoting woofff:
    There is something unsettling about this poem,Fun. All 44 comments before me are highly amused by your creativity. Did you take off on someoone's post, and as a spoof put this up?

    Am I imagining the tension between you and economickrisis,then?

    W.
Very perceptive of you little Woofff. I reckon that he stole the poem from a John Keats website and changed the names.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 3:35 am:
Husband still in bed cobber? You hang about here mate until he gets 'up'.
Got your other handleBTW;?

clitopatra966 50F
2 posts
8/9/2006 4:56 am

yes he stole poems i send through me email to my partrner and i got proof


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 5:52 am:
Your sisters over the page, she wrote em too Twat.

clitopatra966 50F
2 posts
8/9/2006 4:57 am

you sotle my posts and poems


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 5:50 am:
Bugger off, you want to lay claim to them they are yours, go for it

BaronessK 52F

8/9/2006 4:58 am

ALMOST coherent? I resent the hell out of that!

And...situation normal. Panic accordingly. Portions prerecorded. Everything back to normal; damn. If I made myself clear let me know and I'll start over.


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 5:51 am:
Phew, thats better. See above, this poor misguided wants to lay claim to stuff I write. How stupid id that??

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/9/2006 5:22 am

My apologies trace
I know it is base
I didn't have time
to do a proper rhyme


Can't believe you didn't give time
it turned out to be a proper rhyme
I'm not so good with poems as you probably know
So I guess I should just shut up and GO!!!


Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 5:26 am:
I wouldn't be such a rat
To insist that you do that
So please stay and sit awhile
Give us a kiss. Ill give you a smile

rm_gatttorbait 57M
444 posts
8/9/2006 6:45 am

one can't deny or set the pace...
if there's even a winner in such a race ...
perhaps it's the air that made such a tear...
or maybe the cause was the thick in the air...
whatever it was ...I'm sure it was fair...
a farting contest...I never would dare....

this was one fine read....thanks to all ...*holding nose* ...
and to think it's not the reading that messed with my prose...
it musta been the beer and brats made it worse...
or maybe the rum... and the coke of course...

whatever the cause I'm sure it will clear...
there's nothing worse than clouds very near...
I'm certain of one thing ... that's for sure...
these glasses won't help to fix the blur...

...and to you my friend I will say thanks for the smile... there is a lot of bad stuff in this world... but you have turned it into one clean smelling funny ... *taking hat off*


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 7:05 am:
Thank you gat and welcome.

The purpose is to raise a smile
To help the journey, an extra mile
Whether you be girl or boy
My only wish, to bring some joy
A titter here, a chuckle there
My sarcasm is for all to share


amoldenough 69F
16436 posts
8/9/2006 8:47 am

In the states, knock you up means get you pregnant!!!!

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:59 am:
Damned Americansd spoiling our language

Animal_73 43M
64 posts
8/9/2006 9:55 am

Here i sat all broken hearted, spent 10 cents and only farted!!

Sorry just had to. was one of those momentary thoughts i get through out the day. but have you noticed something though????

You get more posts on the subject of farting than you do from other subjects and i would say it's mostly women that post comments too, dont that say summit to you


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 7:58 pm:
It says something and I'm not about to admit what it is

try_ME45 57F

8/9/2006 9:55 am

Classic!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 7:59 pm:
Thank you hon

rm_mmmgoodnova 105M/105F
1259 posts
8/9/2006 11:10 am

Funintheday, such a wonderful toot-er
He tries hard to rhyme whilst on the compoot-er
But alas, what rhymes best
Is the gas that's expressed
Not quite what one seeks in a suitor!



Only joking, it was damn funny!


funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 8:01 pm:
They're gonna carry you of in a cart
If you talk like that about my fart
Comments are welcome on blog eveslad
If only to make clitopatra sad

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/10/2006 1:21 am


My apologies trace
I know it is base
I didn't have time
to do a proper rhyme


Can't believe you didn't give time
it turned out to be a proper rhyme
I'm not so good with poems as you probably know
So I guess I should just shut up and GO!!!


I wouldn't be such a rat
To insist that you do that
So please stay and sit awhile
Give us a kiss. Ill give you a smile


I'd give yer a kiss but...only a smile
would need more than that to stay a while
seems to me you get the better deal
I don't even get to cop a feel


Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/10/2006 1:32 am:
Well trac, thats well said
S'pose we'll have to get in bed
Y'ull cop a feel thats hard as rock
Not me wallet, me bloody cock

Say hello to Dee for me next time you speak

tracy_de_lacy 105F
9268 posts
8/10/2006 11:42 am

Dee??? Do you mean arheilegenman? Not sure who Dee is but if it's him I will do. Spoke to him tonight too.

Bye everyone, it was a blast


funintheday2006 replies on 8/10/2006 12:11 pm:
Naaaa, I only say hi to tarts, sweetbabydee y'know not sweet not a baby and definitely no D's, more A- on a cold day without a bra, Scots git in your city Got a dog, sleeps with it on a sunbed, you know the one

economickrisis 54M

8/11/2006 2:06 am

funintheday2006 replies on 8/9/2006 9:35 pm:
Husband still in bed cobber? You hang about here mate until he gets 'up'.
Got your other handleBTW;?


What other handle mate?


funintheday2006 replies on 8/11/2006 2:44 am:

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