posts 8/31/2006 9:53 pm
9/11/2006 7:20 pm
A F F MEET AND GREET
|Busy weekend at work and little time for posting so I am afraid a regurgitated true story for you about one of my A F F meets earlier this year.|
Preparing the infrastructure for my new part time home over the weekend, it arrives on Tuesday so I will be tied up with that too.
Once installed in situ I will be putting an album in my network so you can all feel sorry for the trailer dwelling shirkaholic.
Flights booked for beginning October to take cats home and I will be spending a couple of days to settle them in. Furniture leaves here when I get back so its gonna be a busy month.
SO.... MY MEET....
Settled into the room, showered and awaited my Passion.com meet at 7pm, taking advantage of the wire free to do a tad blogging, as you do!
She sent a text saying she would be a bit early so, not to worry, wait in the room, simply send a text with room number.
Never thought anything of it so sent room number via text and got some wine for drinkies in room whilst we chatted before dinner……
Just after 5.30 knock on door and I opened it.
FUCK ME IT WAS HER, AND VERY EARLY.
Now in a woman that is a sure danger signal but, I was not given time to contemplate the ramifications, I looked at her and she was indeed very beautiful, a smile that was electric and legs that went all the way past her ears. The most noticeable thing, however, was the obvious restraints she was carrying, the only consolation in the fact that the fastenings were Velcro!!
I was breathless and incapable of moving but, as it happens, moving was not an option anyway. She lunged at me her lips seeking mine and finding them. Trapped in the steel grip of a potential dom I was rigid with fear, although the soft lips were having a somewhat pleasant effect on my bits that tingle.
I espied a blindfold amongst the previously discarded restraints and began to get just a little concerned.
We reversed up to the bed, door still ajar, and I was pushed onto my back ( Now, I have to say here, I am not easy, I fought with all my strength and told her if she did not leave me alone I would whisper for help. All to no avail).
She undressed slowly, although it did not take too long, a short dress and thong appeared to be her total visiting wardrobe! She then started to undress me and I mentioned it might not be a bad idea to close the door, the main hotel corridor being beyond it. Did she close it?? Did she fuck, she just grinned!
So there I am, naked, the hotel door open wide and a gorgeous woman ministering to little Nemo with her lips.
Now come on guys, would you move?? Course not, doesn’t happen every fucking afternoon, does it???
Things progressed ( fuck off, not too many details!!)
Under strict instructions (??!!), I cancelled the dinner table in restaurant and ordered room service. Apparently, all that time wasted sat at a table could be better employed, I was informed.
Shit, Stud, I am not, but, I’ll give it a go just for the hell of it!!
So young lady arrives with trolley laden with food and eyebrows raised as she is greeted by a terrified man in a towel being stalked by an obviously naked woman with a sheet covering her bits.
Thank God, I thought, a brief respite for food and a glass of wine, still untouched next to the bed.
NO SUCH LUCK.
It would appear to be a liking of some ladies (well, this one at least!), to eat whilst impaled, using the same chair as the hapless male.
Now have you ever tried cutting a perfectly cooked fillet steak whilst some nymphomatic creature writhes and grinds your pelvic bones?? NO?? I am shocked, I thought it was the norm.
I haven’t seen that much food on a floor since I fed a 2 year old who was having an I don’t want it moment.
So, main course over, at least I’d get a break for sweet.
Plates or the usual food receptacles were superfluous, eating from the body was the order of the day. Just glad I didn’t order anything with custard, although the ice cream was bloody cold!
It was now after 9 o clock and this old body was spent, wasted, finished, needing no more, wanting rest, closing down.
OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT
I’d forgotten the restraints in all the excitement, or maybe I was mentally blocking their presence, who knows.
Feeling fairly comfortable that all she really wanted was to wear Nemo to a frazzle and nothing more sinister would take place I agreed to a tie down for a while.
FUCKING BIG MISTAKE THAT WAS
Got me shackled like a suckling pig waiting to be spit she then applied the blindfold. Bollocks, I’d forgotten all about it and was in no position to resist, having no use of arms or legs.
Well, shag me silly, what happened for the next 45 years I don’t have a fucking clue.
All I know is she left the room for 5 minutes, came back, then did unspeakably ticklish and ( ok I admit) fairly pleasant things with whatever it was, and then left again for 5 minutes, apparently to return whatever it was to her car.
By this time I felt like I’d been working out at the gym for a fucking week and was in no condition to….
OH POOR NEMO
Listen, I am not 18, sexual prime left without warning some time ago and performing to this level is not usual for me but, Nemo does not understand, the rest of me is saying lie down you little shit and he’s there waving like a fucking demented starting flag at a grand prix.
Naturally, she takes advantage of his stupidity and the last time I noticed the time was around 1am.
7 bloody hours without any considerations for me, no tea break, no time out, no half time (unless you count the meal), no stopping for breath, nothing.
So that was a meet off this site.
Who said it does not work.
And yes, I know your reading you bastard, I havent been able to get a hard on since!!!
Have you had similar experiences from here??
TELL US ABOUT YOUR SEX MEET??
PLEASE.... GO ON...
8/31/2006 10:04 pm
To tell or not to tell hmmm let me ponder this uh NO that information is top secret besides I wouldn't want to bore you with the details of MrQuick.|
|funintheday2006 replies on 8/31/2006 11:38 pm:|
|That will be my brother,my real name is Mr Cumfast|
8/31/2006 11:41 pm
The only Sex-Meets I've been to from here were in my bed. |
I'm SUCH an under-achiever.
|funintheday2006 replies on 8/31/2006 11:44 pm:|
|Dont beat yourself up, being a cummer is an achievement in itself, especially if you are not alone |
8/31/2006 11:50 pm
Hey Fun, have had a few so far, and all has went really well. (tho not as WELL as yours) ?* Did have a nice 12 hour "session" with a true cock-whore recently. Our first meet was a combination of seemingly old friends, and newly released prison inmates. No blood, but didn't miss by much. Toys, straps, and attitudes were very evident. Cleansed my soul. lol These sites can work, if you have a little sincerity, and a killer attitude. Hope we both continue our luck. Tom|
|funintheday2006 replies on 8/31/2006 11:56 pm:|
|Eh, Tom, ya cant leave it like that!!! We want chapter and verse and we want it posted asap. Let me know and we'll have a bit of a pimp. Get some sexual drama going mate, lets stay lucky!!|
9/1/2006 12:17 am
If I had sex-parties in my bed alone I'd have to start calling me "we"! |
That's not like us.
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/1/2006 12:20 am:|
|Thats the secret, I always call me 'we' that way my sad arse masturbation comes across as fornication. Thats a point, if a woman does it why isn't it called mistressbation? Its a mans world |
9/1/2006 1:42 am
You must know by now that I never kiss and tell, Fun. |
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/1/2006 1:50 am:|
|Why not woman?? This is a sex site, I think, c'mon, spill the bean about your hook=up with 'you know who' or.......... I may have to invent something for you |
posts9/1/2006 2:17 am
THE BALLAD OF LOFTY AND DAVE.|
Q.2 flies in an airing cupboard. Which one's the soldier?
A.The one on the tank.
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/1/2006 2:44 am:|
|You damn wench Now c'mon, she did have nice tits but, you missed the real bummer. QoS was SOOOOOO much better and had nicer titties too. That really sucked Fantastic writing babe|
posts9/1/2006 4:31 am
There is something I want to say to you mate. Please go to this post [post 491435].|
Bye everyone, it was a blast
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/1/2006 4:42 am:|
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posts9/1/2006 12:50 pm
Friend, if you´ll ever in Netherlands give me a call ... ... guess that might be real fun|
any time someone is asking me about any details I get these senior moments ... must be my age I guess ... maybe next time ...
T Benkai7 T ... just my opinion & experience ... T Z
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/3/2006 12:19 am:|
|Your friends are not so reticent sensei, and I know at least 7 |
posts9/3/2006 2:59 am
I've had very different meetz with peepz from here....
sum very interesting.... and more, some less
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/3/2006 8:05 pm:|
|I concur, some of mie have been more so, some less so. All have been eye openers though, in one way or another.|
posts9/10/2006 2:12 am
My last meet with a lady member of A.F.F. began with a smile and ended 3 1/2 days later with a parting kiss...|
|funintheday2006 replies on 9/11/2006 7:22 pm:|
|She locked you up?? Geez man, you gotta be wary of these AdultFriendFinder wenches, they are sex mad |