Scary,strange,or most outrageous sexual moment  

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5/16/2005 9:50 am

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Scary,strange,or most outrageous sexual moment

What kind of night was it? A pissed off father catching you with his daughter can definitely ne scary as a teen. Been there, or a graveyard may have been your strange place for a quickie growing up, done that. But what moment of your sexual lives sticks in your mind more than any other. Well,as some of you know I am in a wheelchair the accident being 14 years ago this past Monday. Well. we goin on back about 4 years. My junior year of highschool and damn I had it made. Well, my girlfriend of the time lived next to a golf coarse in what would be a huge understatement by saying a nice neighborhood. Its dark I am young and as always horny as Austin powers in the playboy mansion. At the time I had never heard of anyone personally that had sex on the green. How could I pass this up? Well the opening drug this along far enough so I will move on with the story. Thinking no one would see us we went at it like rabbits. It seems like after about 20 seconds a flash light shines straight in my eyes. Fuck, its the cops and we are both naked as hell. Well, in ways the cop was cool about it. He saw the hurt and embarrassment in her eyes and he did us a huge favor. He would take me to jail for indecent exposure and her parents would be spared the embarrassment. By the way, her mom was a teacher and her dad a doctor in a small city of 20,000 so that helped I guess. At least I didn't have to explain it to them. Not my luck tho, he gotta have some fun with ,his quote, "The little freaky bastard." I was not old enough to be charged but he took me downtown to call my parents. This could have been any other time but the certain week it happened. MY DAD IS ON A BUSINESS TRIP TO OHIO!!! He is a guy, he would understand. I have to call my Mama. I told him straight up that I would rather be locked up. About five cops are grinning like they won a year supply of doughnuts as my fingers tremble and I try to dial. I had never been in trouble and I am calling mom to get me at the jailhouse. Her first question was why. I begged her to let me tell her when she got there but she said if I wouldn't tell that I could stay in jail. These cops are hurting themselves laughing as I tell her and she erupts!!! "You did what?" My on mom says, "I can't believe you put that girl through that."" She is so good to you." Well she finally gets there raising hell about how embarrassing I was for her to pick me up for my perversions. "Her next words were,"When we get home you are calling your daddy and telling him everything and I hope when he gets back he beats your ass til your nose bleeds. Now folks that is a good old fashioned South Carolina ass whipping and is what is wrong with kids to day but thats a different story. Believe me, after the smacks,cussings,backhands, and car loss threats talking to daddy was gonna be a joke. Wr get on the phone and I tell him what happened. He said boy you better make her thank I am raising hell as he giggled. His only question since he has a 6 handicapp and played golf for 17 years without one was "Did ya get a hole in one>" honest true story....Next


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