[b]The Balancing Act[/b]  

fun4usfun4u2005 43M/42F
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9/30/2005 10:11 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

[b]The Balancing Act[/b]

I am posting to create balance. If you read my husband’s list you will see why
1. I have big breasts.
2. I like the fact that they are big and that people generally like them or envy them
3. I was a virgin till I was 18
4. I am a tease and a flirt and I like it
5. I enjoy that my husband pretends he is mean and awful.
6. I love that I married a man that really is sweet and thoughtful and deep down good.
7. I love sex
8. I love to read good books, especially funny ones. Augusten Burroughs is my current fav
9. Women think I am sexy which I enjoy even though I am not attracted to them.
10. I like to laugh
11. I hate camping and hiking but secretly wished that I love them both
12. I love campfires
13. I own way more books than I have read even though I am an avid reader
14. I love music
15. I am a good dancer and thoroughly enjoy it but don’t dance often
16. I stole toys from a warehouse in Japan when I was 5 years old
17. I got caught
18. I never stole anything again but my devious mind developed at a very early age
19. I learned what it was like to not be smart enough when I was seven
20. I am incredibly smart
21. I am capable of being a complete and utter idiot
22. I love when my husband makes me laugh
23. I envy people who can tell good jokes and have a great sense of humor
24. I have really pretty eyes
25. I like being in charge
26. I like confident people
27. I can’t stand people who are condescending
28. People who take advantage of those who are not as smart should be shot
29. I think people should have to qualify to have kids
30. I never thought I would be a good parent
31. I love being a mom
32. I am afraid of the dark
33. I like buying gifts for other people
34. I tend to be blunt and too honest
35. I like to drive way too fast
36. I got my first ticket ever on the morning of my last birthday
37. I would love to know what it is like to drive a race car
38. I have a low pain threshold
39. I like to watch my husband split wood with an axe
40. Men with strong arms and jaw lines are sexy too me
41. I hate spiders, not because they scare me, but because we have lot of them around our house
42. I sleep naked
43. I suck at typing even though I spend most of my day in front of a computer
44. Men who are completely comfortable with themselves are attractive to me
45. I plan to buy lots of guest towels very soon, even though we never have guests
46. I like driving my husband crazy, in more ways than you think
47. I know how to speak French, Italian and Japanese, but am fluent in none of them
48. Strict routines make me crazy
49. I am a list person except when it comes to shopping
50. I like poetry
51. I like to perform on stage in a variety of ways
52. I think I could be a good actress but I don’t really plan to try
53. I used to play the violin
54. I love how good my husband is in bed
55. Buffy the Vampire Slayer rules
56. I love “House” the tv show
57. I would love to be a runner
58. I absolutely suck at running
59. I am too serious sometimes
60. I am very graceful
61. When I fall, I fall hard and in front of lots of people
62. When I am embarrassed my ears turn bright red
63. I like when a man makes me blush
64. I am not sure there is a God
65. I like wearing high heels
66. I love jewelry but think that there is such a thing as too big and too gaudy: both are ugly on 99% of people
67. My favorite color is wine red
68. I like horoscopes
69. I love, love, love cunnilingus
70. I want to write and publish a book one day
71. Yoga is my favorite form of exercise since I suck at running
72. I want to visit France but I am worried that too many French people are like the ones I know: snobby, rude and condescending
73. That said, I am annoyed by the anti-French sentiments of some Americans
74. I am very liberal
75. I love naps but my husband takes them all
76. I hate that my husband thinks he is smarter than I am
77. I am very competitive but I don’t like to admit it
78. I have cute dimples
79. I am very sensual
80. I have my own list, thank you very much
81. I don’t like freckles
82. I have freckles
83. I think I have ugly feet
84. I like that my husband thinks my feet are cute
85. I love mochas with soymilk, no whipped cream
86. I could easily be a hypochondriac
87. I like to think I can look cool
88. I know that I am not cool
89. It is fun to pretend
90. I am just learning how to really be a kid
91. My parents say I was born an adult
92. I enjoy that people underestimate me
93. It is fun to play and more fun to win, but winning isn’t everything
94.The plants my husband kills are usually the one s I like most
95. I like to travel
96. I like being generous
97. Sometimes I am too generous
98. Theory and philosophies are fascinating to me but only if you can use and apply them.
99. I love good lasagna
100. I saved the best for last but I can’t tell you what it is.


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