Those Crazy Women Drivers!  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
9/5/2005 6:30 am

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9/26/2006 5:55 pm

Those Crazy Women Drivers!


I was riding as a passenger in one of my Adult Friend’s truck last weekend when a driver attempted to merge into our lane. I use the term merge extremely lightly because it was more like a full on assault. This driver apparently did not understand the concept of either the rear view mirror or “looking over your shoulder” as he or she simply came on over, nearly running us off the road. As it turned out it was a she, not a he.

This of course forced my Adult Friend to make a snide remark about female drivers under his breath. I was all set to rip him a new one but I had to think back to all the stupid drivers that I have had to face, as well as my own slight “mess ups” on the road. We can be pretty bad drivers.

I don’t think this is due to our lack of driving skills; after all, we have better hand-eye coordination. I think it is because we are better at multitasking, even when we drive. After all, what man has tried to put on their make-up, review their daily calendar and keep an eye on the road at the same time? I personally accomplish many things while I am driving, and have yet to be responsible for a single accident. What have I done while driving? *

• Put on eye liner
• Put on lip gloss
• Dialed a phone number on my cell phone
• Talked on my cell phone
• Mixed hot chocolate
• Painted my finger nails
• Painted my toe nails
• Put on earrings
• Cleaned out my car
• Ate a hamburger
• Ate an ice cream cone
• Ate spaghetti
• Reprogrammed my radio stations
• Reprogrammed my MP3 Player
• Typed a text message
• Filtered out my junk mail from my real mail
• Read directions
• Read a magazine article
• Wrote down a grocery list
• Gargled with mouth wash
• Cursed out other drivers
• Masturbated

Now that is what I call multi-tasking.

*Please do attempt any of these activities while driving if you are male

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/5/2005 9:58 am

lol

My (ever so humble) observations.

The worst drivers are old and young men, I think they take their sexual frustrations out on the road.

Other than when until I lived in New York. They're all fucking nuts there!


onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/5/2005 10:04 am

Do you think a guy could get away with having someone else...take care of him, while he drives?

Could help with that road rage.


frogger1995 39F

9/5/2005 10:35 am

onelittlesecret: Your right young men are pretty bad, only because they feel they have something to proove. I'm originally from LA and they are pretty damn awful there as well. But at least learning to drive there helped me hold my own agains all the bad drivers on the road.

P.S. I've taken care of a number of men that way. I have never had the pleasure myself...based on my obvious multi-tasking skills I think I'd be alright.


frogger1995 39F

9/5/2005 5:35 pm

sexalicious77: You should read my post,Who. It has to do with the relationship between subs and doms. You might not take such offence . Subs are usually the ones in control (of the ball for instance) doms are usually trying to push the limits (by attempting to take the ball for example). It's quite an appropriate analogy.


PinnaNatesTubby 55M
9 posts
9/5/2005 7:48 pm

Frogger,
I love reading your blog.

I'm sorry, but I think you proved the other point of view. Women may, as a group, be better multitaskers, have better eye-hand coordination and may be better than men at doing a whole host of activities, but that does not mean that women (or men for that matter) can do any of them well (while driving or not). Nor does it prove the point that women are better drivers than men.

Perhaps you can do your long list of activities while driving - and maybe even do it well, but most cannot - male or female. I would like you to consider that it may have been the skill of other drivers on the highway (male drivers - just kidding) that accounts for your lack of accidents while driving and painting your toenails. I don't know who drives better, but anything that distracts from driving - whether talking on the cell phone, painting your toenails, or even thinking about the days activities - detracts from a drivers effectiveness.

Of cours you have seen the television commercial that plays out this very scenario. A woman is driving and avoids another woman driver. The male passenger mumbles something about women drivers and the next scene is him walking in the rain. Pretty funny.


PinnaNatesTubby 55M
9 posts
9/5/2005 7:49 pm

Frogger,
I love reading your blog.

I'm sorry, but I think you proved the other point of view. Women may, as a group, be better multitaskers, have better eye-hand coordination and may be better than men at doing a whole host of activities, but that does not mean that women (or men for that matter) can do any of them well (while driving or not). Nor does it prove the point that women are better drivers than men.

Perhaps you can do your long list of activities while driving - and maybe even do it well, but most cannot - male or female. I would like you to consider that it may have been the skill of other drivers on the highway (male drivers - just kidding) that accounts for your lack of accidents while driving and painting your toenails. I don't know who drives better, but anything that distracts from driving - whether talking on the cell phone, painting your toenails, or even thinking about the days activities - detracts from a drivers effectiveness.

Of course you have seen the television commercial that plays out this very scenario. A woman is driving and avoids another woman driver. The male passenger mumbles something about women drivers and the next scene is him walking in the rain. Pretty funny.


frogger1995 39F

9/5/2005 9:10 pm

Steletx: OK I confess. About half of these were done at various stop signs and lights... Or when the nearest driver was at least 100 yards ahead or behind me. I think it is a combo of my skills and other's skills that make for my lack of accidents.


your_gypsy 51F

9/7/2005 9:07 am

oh this was an awesommmmmmmmmmmme post!! one i can definitely identify with

have you ever had an orgasm while driving, though?


PinnaNatesTubby 55M
9 posts
9/8/2005 4:59 pm

Better yet, have you ever had an orgasm while driving that was not self inflicted?


rm_texasstar78 56M

9/15/2005 11:14 am

Boy, I wish i could see you go down the road,just thinking about it drives me crazy.


rm_token19622 54M
1 post
9/15/2005 8:34 pm

HI FROGGER I'M A METRO BUS DRIVER & I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF WOMEN ON THE STREETS OF HOUSTON SHOW ME MORE THAN THIGH.BY THE WAY HAVE YOU EVER HAD FUN ON A CITY BUS? I'M NEW HERE ,BUT WHEN I SAW YOUR PHOTO I HAD TO RESPOND.


Brisboy1979 37M
1 post
9/17/2005 11:34 pm

Well as a young male i would like to say that I have had orgasms both self induced and with the generous assistance of others and it has never impeded my driving. but I am well sexed, so im not venting frustration mabey that creates the multitask ability???


singlequietone 67M
232 posts
12/21/2005 9:18 pm

Frogger,
You never cease to amaze me with your writing ability. I really think you could make a good living writing a column for some publication. Think about that, " The Adventures of the Frogger". Then you could bundle up the writings and publish a hell of book like so many other columnists do. Just an idea, you might want to archive the writings you do here for use later. You're the greatest!! Luv Ya.


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