Redheads  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
12/30/2005 5:45 pm

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Redheads

Foreword: I actually wrote this a while ago on the spur of the moment after being appalled to find out that the lovely Donna from That 70s Show had dyed her lovely red hair BLONDE! (Ughh!). I ended up writing something else and forgot about it. I just found it again and thought I would expose a bit more about myself. So it is a little dated, but I left it unedited for you.

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I was just watching a preview for That 70s show on Fox. It seems Donna has decided to go blonde! I wasn’t a huge fan of the show but I am now completely turned off by it. What the hell is the matter with Fox! Ok, aside from that asshole Murdoch and their faux “news” channel. Are they so consumed by blonde lust (just take a good look at their “news” channel) that they feel the need to ruin the one FANTASTIC feature of that former goddess by turning her into a bimbo-droid? First Lindsay Lohan (who used to be hot) and now this….

I have always been a huge fan of redheads. Which is odd, since I don’t really like pale skin. But there is something about that golden red hair and TONS of freckles that drives me wild.

I think it stems from that guy in my typing class during high school. He had a head full of red hair and freckles on top of freckles. I was taking typing so I could learn how to type; He was taking it to goof off. I was an honor student, he was constantly in detention. He was a bad boy (a very bad boy). By some freakish twist of fate we ended up seated across from each other. He used to tease me in that manner that boys who like you tease. The last I heard, he had joined the army (yum yum!).

But my carrot-top fixation doesn’t end with the male sex. I think (as far as white women are concerned) redheads are the most beautiful. I used to work with someone who had the most unruly red-gold hair. Unfortunately she always wore it up. I would stare and stare at it when I thought she wasn’t looking. I would have loved to run my fingers through it just once. Sigh!

P.S. Sorry about the pic…But I had to struggle to find a hot redhead pic (of a guy). SO I thought I would try to be funny. Hope I didn’t ruin your libido.

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craptoast 39M

12/30/2005 6:12 pm

I've always felt that redheads are somehow evil. I think it stems from my fear of Who's The Boss.


rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
12/30/2005 6:19 pm

"What's a Viking?"

"Blonde rage! Blonde rage!"

Have to agree with you on testa rossas, Frogger. Bridget Fonda, Shirley Manson, Allyson Hannigan... YUM!

Personally, I'm thinking of going back to royal blue.

(Wouldn't Eric Stoltz have been better than Carrot Top?)


gnr8nrg 46M

12/30/2005 6:20 pm

I thought Donna was hot as a red head. I agree with you on Lohan too. Unfortunately someone on their PR teams thought it was a good idea. I had to retake typing in high school because I just massaged my friend and she did all the computer work. Funny the teacher didn't say anything til the end of the semester. Don't worry about my libido because I'll just look at your album.


Valdrane78 38M

12/30/2005 6:38 pm

Ya coulda just used my pic, lol.

I'm one sexy.....sonofabitch!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


caressmewell 53F

12/30/2005 6:50 pm

Frogger, thank for the nod to redheads!

Happy New Year!


frogger1995 39F

12/30/2005 6:57 pm

craptoast: Step out of the middle ages...I have never met an evil red head...blondes are another story.

VoodooGuru1: Hmmm...I wonder if I would have felt the same had he been a blueberrytop (Ok i'll give you him...but any with his shirt off?)

gnr8nrg: Now how does one get away with massaging a fellow student the whole semester instead of typing? My teacher was a beady-eyed little man who circled the whole class to make sure we had proper hand placement and our eyes were on the paper and not the keyboard.


AughtMusedSpill 48M

12/30/2005 7:05 pm

She dyed her hair for a movie role...she's playing that psycho killer from Canada, can't remember her name. So it's not some fashion statement.

Lindsay Lohan, well that girl is just on heroin, as far as I can tell.


KMA5 40M
771 posts
12/30/2005 7:30 pm

True Donna was hot as a redhead but it was her choice to change it;I admire the writers for fitting her hair change so lamely into the plot. They never fucked with Agent Scully or Peggy Bundy, so I'm sure they were not against red-heads.
And not all redhead guys are bad boys. Archie Andrews was probably the oldest virgin in his school.


frogger1995 39F

12/30/2005 7:36 pm

mbharley5: older, I'm willing to bend the rules for (not younger) Plus it depends on how far outside the loop...

Valdrane78: Stop...you're getting me hot and bothered!

caressmewell:Thank you for existing!

tedzilla99: I don't know...it's been that way for a while


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/30/2005 8:54 pm

lol yeah Carrot Top is not the most tantalizing picture ever...


1e7l7f6 52M
1 post
12/31/2005 5:23 am

Yeah Shirley Manson is hot. Cant wait to see
Garbage on tour. All the American news is faux not just Fox. Sorry news that matters.


frogger1995 39F

12/31/2005 5:24 am

longhairednikki: True...though her red hair seemed a little fakish

Ptalk1155: Sorry...blame Hollywood!


rm_adultmusic 60M

12/31/2005 5:54 am

Hey Frogger....fellow Huskie fan, UWalum, displaced person (I born and raised in Seattle lived in Texas for 2 years....get out while you can! and fellow Liberal...proud enough to capitalize!) This has nothing to do with redheads...who are totally sexy!....but i'm a lowly standard member so i can't e mail you. Use your widle read blog a.k.a. bully pulpit to rant about THIS...go to nytimes.com....find the op-ed piece by William Falk pub Dec 30 called "While you were Sleeping" Scroll down to paragraph titled Forbidden Vaccine. It'll make your blood boil.....or run cold....heartless bastards running this country!

Sorry to intrude into a perfectly lovely discussion about redheads....see "Still life with Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins ....he discusses redheads amoung other things.....like Northwest Blackberries


texascanadian05 54M
76 posts
12/31/2005 4:40 pm

I think the change to blonde was more a decision of the actress and not the character in the show. The role she was going to play was Karla Homolka. (I am from Canada)
I had red hair as a child, but it turned more reddish brown as I got older. Red Hair is beautiful on a woman, but I can tell you from experience that most red headed children led tortured childhoods.


singlequietone 67M
232 posts
12/31/2005 8:08 pm

Hi Frogger,
Thank you for your opinion on Redheads. The beautiful woman I experienced this December is an Auburn redhead. Her skin is NOT pale.
She does not have freckles like you desire, but is a really gorgeous woman. I was soooo lucky she found me. Wow, you just don't know how much. I could tell you more, but my promise to be discreet for her will not be broken. -- I agree with you about Lindsay Lohan, I hope she goes back to being blonde again.-- And you, Frogger, even though you are in the majority of people with dark hair color, stand out heads above them. What a beautiful, facinating woman you are. It would be my fondest desire to spend time with you. -- The very best to you in 2006.---Luv Ya.


frogger1995 39F

12/31/2005 8:46 pm

adultmusic: OMG when I was going through my "episode" I read about this....see how fucking insane the right is??? And they like to pick on us. SIGH!

texascanadian05: Anyone different suffers as a child...but they eventually fulfill the Ugly Duckly Prophesy.

singlequietone: Thanks...Auburn is a beautiful color...even without the freckles!


GenuaFoursHangs 53M
96 posts
1/3/2006 11:04 am

Hi Frogger,

BLONDES are so over-rated!

I am so tired of seeing what is perceived as the total male desire..........BLONDES.........NOT.

Of couse my preference is for the darker, sultry type.........and those with that academic look (glasses). But I have to say, that Redheads are very striking. One of my favorites is Casssandra Peterson (of Elvira fame). She did a fair amount of modeling in the 1970's and was just gorgeous in my opinion.

Just my 2 cents worth. Great topic though.

Cheers,

Dutch


WaltsFrozenHead 54M

3/22/2006 1:58 pm

Frogger,

You are too funny... Carrot-Top as a hot or funny redhead! I agree on with your comments on That 70's show "donna-grade" to a blonde. It was a definate downgrade to my enjoyment of the show. I am a true red and understand your attraction as I have a similar attraction to my opposite. If you ever get to Chicago drop me a line and we can play connect the dots with my freckles... or something.

There is a song that captures the lust inherent in being redhead (albeit female):

Well brunettes are fine man
And blondes are fun
But when it comes to getting a dirty job done

I'll take a redheaded woman
A redheaded woman
It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done

Well listen up stud
Your life's been wasted
'til you've got down on your knees and tasted

A redheaded woman
A redheaded woman
It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done

Tight skirt, strawberry hair
Tell me what you've got, baby, waiting under there
Big green eyes that look like, son,
They can see every cheap thing that you ever done

Well, I don't know how many girls you dated, man
But you ain't lived 'til you've had your tires rotated

By a redheaded woman
A redheaded woman
It takes a redheaded woman
To get a dirty job done

By B Springsteen


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