Rain-check Sex  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
8/22/2005 7:31 pm

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Rain-check Sex

I’ve heard the term “make-up sex” used a lot. When there is a Seinfeld episode on a topic you know it must be common knowledge. Apparently make-up sex is supposed to be pretty spectacular. I wouldn’t know, since I have NEVER been in the mood for sex after getting into a fight, or even a heated exchange, with my partner, even after making up. I think the fatal flaw of make-up sex is The Grudge. I admit it, I hold grudges. Not for a life time, but it takes me a while to get over things, even when I have supposedly made up with someone. I still get steamed when I think of Donna L. who used to kick the back of my chair in the eighth grade, knowing how much I hated it.

My point is, make-up sex may be great, but I have an even better type of sex…raincheck sex. Those of you who read my blog know that both I and the people I am supposed to meet have either stood one another up (not me) or canceled (me) in the past week. I at least have the decency to propose a rain-check. I called DP to make payment on that check yesterday and tonight, to no avail. I consider it his loss since I have about two weeks worth of hormones stored up and had something deliciously fun planned (see icon for a clue). I was going to show up to his place wearing nothing but…Oh well, you’ll just have to check back later this week to get the details. That is if DP promises not to exert himself too much at work (geeesh!).

But imagine the possibilities of rain-check sex. There is none of the underlying hostility of make-up sex. The only feelings are raging pent-up hormones that have yet to be released. Plus, somebody (me) owes someone else (him) big time, so this won’t be your ordinary run of the mill suck, fuck, and cuddle. It has to be pretty damn inventive! Since I have a couple more days to think about it, I will spend this time to tap my right brain and think of something creative.

Then I have to do the same thing all over again with Mr. Mensa...so many men, so little....

Side Note: As you know I came to this site with the ultimate goal of finding fuck partners. This goal has been frustrated up the wazooo! Yes, I have a couple of regulars right now that I enjoy, but OBVIOUSLY this is not enough since I have gone TWO WEEKS WITHOUT SEX (yes I know I am beating this horse to death, but really, wouldn’t you!). Thus I am on the prowl again. All previous interested parties who sent me a message with no response other than my auto-reply should resubmit your applications . The fact that you read this blog is already a point in your favor, be sure to mention it in your message.

rm_Irishlad442 56M

8/22/2005 9:10 pm

I tell you, if Lauren Bacall looked that good in a hat and trench coat, Bogey never would have let her get on that plane. "Play It Again Sam!"

the1forthenight 33M
55 posts
8/22/2005 11:07 pm

All of you white and latino men should be damn lucky. Just look at the picture above. Damn! Thats really all that I can say. Damn!!!!

WildWon1982 34M

8/22/2005 11:17 pm

Thanks for taking the time to comment on my blog.

As to your thoughts:
I have never had make-up sex either. Mostly for a similar reason. After a fight, I have tried to initiate make-up sex, but they're either not in the mood, still pissed at me, or want to be romantic in the make-up, and not have sex cause it would ruin the moment.

I like the idea of rain check sex. If nothing else, it's a gaurantee that I can take to the sperm bank. We live in weird times, and a man can never be certain that he's gonna get some. Lorena Bobbit cut off her husband's dick because he wanted marital sex, and she called it . A friend of mine from college got suspended for a year because he might have hooked up with this girl at a party. They were too drunk to remember, but they woke up in bed together, and she called , cause she didn't want to sleep with him, and intoxication is not consent. There was no proof they even had sex, but he was suspended for a year based solely on the accusation. So there are a lot of men who would take the gaurantee of a sexual encounter, via raincheck. I know I'd be one of them.

Don't be too discouraged about the drought. If it's any comfort, I haven't been laid in almost 9 months. In fact, if you want to set up a rain check, I have friends in Houston, and if I'm in the area visiting, I'll let you know.

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