Proper Work Etiquette  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
9/14/2005 4:12 pm

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Proper Work Etiquette

Today I had to attend a seminar on proper work etiquette (I kid you not); not because of my lack thereof but simply because it was my turn to attend a seminar and report back to others. As I sat there in a cookie and soda induced sugar high, I took mental note of all the improper things I had done at work...all because of AdultFriendFinder.

Now, I know better than to open this site on my computer at work but there are other areas where I have slipped up a little. Shhhh, don't tell my boss!

It is definitely not proper work etiquette to:

1) Use the public terminals in the library to look at the AdultFriendFinder site

2) Discuss what makes a blow job good or bad with a co-worker (who also happens to be on this site)

3) Have a closed door meeting with a co-worker everyone already suspects you of having an affair with (BTY no, we are not having an affair!)

4) Wear a top that is "a little revealing" while giving tours to students

5) Leave a wet spot on the chair of a co-worker's office

6) Read erotic stories sent to your personal e-mail by an Adult Friend

7) Close your office door to "concentrate on your work" after reading an erotic story sent to you by an Adult Friend

8 ) Seek advice from your co-worker as to what type of naughty photo to post next in your AdultFriendFinder album

9) Stimulate yourself with the office door open behind the cover of your desk and computer

10) Use office time to write drafts for your blog on AdultFriendFinder

11) Bend over to show a cute student something while wearing a fairly loose collar

12) Ask a co-worker what they thought of your most recent pics on AdultFriendFinder

13) Talk dirty on your office phone to an Adult Friend

14) Fantasize about Adult Friend encounters during a staff meeting

15)Wear an above the knee skirt with nothing on underneath

16) Wear an above the knee skirt with nothing but stockings and a garter belt on underneath

17) Take pictures of yourself in the parking lot at work (see the pic in my post, Those Crazy Women Drivers!)

18 ) Consider which office supplies to use as props for your next pictures in your AdultFriendFinder album

19) Accidentally bring a vibrator that was left in your purse to work.

20) Figure that since the vibrator is already at work, you might as well put it to use during your lunch hour.

I think I will leave these things out of my report on the seminar during my next staff meeting.

P.S. I cheated and included one of my naughty album pics on the right...sorry to folks in my network who thought they were special. You still are, but come on! It was just too perfect. At least it wasn't one of the really juicy ones

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muledick25 37M

9/14/2005 11:56 pm

Damn frogger,those are some big ass tits. I'll bet your partners have alot of fun with them. You are also a very sexy lady. Keep it up it making my froggie jump. Pretty soon I won't be able to keep it down. Ya know.

silverfoxrun 40M

9/15/2005 12:15 am

You my lady are very, very, NAUGHTY!

476 posts
9/15/2005 12:33 am

I glad you filled me in so I can maintain the appropriate posture while at work. I'm surprised everyone doesn't know the appropriate posture at work is to bend over and grab your ankles.

You are so naughty. I love it. But, you must live and work in America.

I still don't understand all the fuss over sex and sex related talk, photos, jokes, etc. Really now, have you ever worked anywhere that it wasn't part of the office culture?

keithcancook 60M
17769 posts
9/15/2005 12:36 am

I hope this post doesn't fall into the wrong hands!

toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
9/15/2005 12:49 am

mmm ...Let's see

21.Have your Playboy subscription mailed to work.
22.'Accidentally' mention during a business meeting that you are wearing silk underwear...
23.Make a pass at your boss before asking for a raise
24.Make a pass at your boss's WIFE (or HUSBAND) before asking for a raise
25.Accidenatally send an AdultFriendFinder message to a business contact telling them how you 'd like to smell their neck (or worse...)
26.Then send the business e-mail to your AdultFriendFinder friend- worst of both worlds; embarassed at work AND no nookie!
27.Take a lunch break... and forget to return.
28.Forget to flush after using the office toilet (EW!...)
29.Have pictures of you in the office displaying you in various stages of undress.
30.Have pictures of your wife/husband and kids in your office when you 're single and childless...

Should I go on?...

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
9/15/2005 1:22 am

to me etiquette are like laws......meant to be breaken!!!!!

Efilnikufecin69 47M

9/15/2005 2:23 am

Well, if you worked for me, I would definately have you in my office all the time, to "punish" you for being so bad!

I think you can get away with all that stuff problem free. With your looks and personality, who couldn't resist to "look the other way"!

Take care and keep up the good work!

When I am good, I am good-
But when I am bad, I am even better!

Love from Germany


rm_LogJAM76 40M
46 posts
9/15/2005 5:37 am

Is it possible to get an appointment to your office. Have some point to discuss. Hehe

WildWon1982 34M

9/15/2005 5:51 am

God bless you, frog. I haven't been nearly as adventurous at work, although I have some
1 masturbated at work
2 made out with a girl
3 played with tits and pussy in public view
4 played with tits and pussy while ducked behind the building
5 got my dick sucked behind the building

Not much, but it's a start.

redswallow777 48M
6810 posts
9/15/2005 6:48 am

Sometimes you just take my breath are so wonderfully naughty.

rm_dragonspyke 34M

9/15/2005 7:06 am

I wish I was workin where Frogger worked, I wouldn't complain about my day there.

socalstud3407 36M

9/15/2005 10:05 am

You naughty little girl!

MiAmore62 49M

9/15/2005 10:25 am

Damn! I honestly know a teacher in NY who lost her tenure and got fired for less than you are doing, but it also involved the interent at work....everythign you do on it is on their server and they can view it.... your fucking crazy!

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/15/2005 11:22 am

You are my sister. I am guilty of much of those...most of those...ok almost all of those!

tamethytension 54M
2320 posts
9/15/2005 12:14 pm

Office supplies as props?

I wonder what your nipples may look like adorned with folder clips ...they come in various sizes so even your ample endowment should be accomodated ...

just wondering


casado8 43M
52 posts
9/15/2005 12:28 pm

Olá,adorei seu corpinhoooo

discreet33026 47M
15 posts
9/15/2005 12:31 pm

If you go to work with those clothes...please send me a job application to your office, and I will break the rules with you.
I think you still have to break the rule of "not screwing in the bathroom with a co-worker"

expatbrit49 62M

9/15/2005 1:36 pm

That dosnt make sense, if you take all that away what else is there to do at work

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FriendlyTickler 45M

9/15/2005 1:44 pm

I thought I was bad. Not only have you out done me, but talking to a co-worker about the do's and don'ts of a blow job like it's casual conversation at work, wow.

Just another note. There are reasons for having company dress codes and your the reason. If you were to come to work dressed as you are in that photo you would completely stop any and all productivity.


I'm sure no one would complain though. Worth every penny lost aren't you?

frogger1995 39F

9/15/2005 4:15 pm

My, My, It would appear that I am quite tame compared to some of you...perhaps I haven't been on this site long enough.

amrock2 51M

9/16/2005 11:36 am


lagoon452 57M

9/17/2005 3:14 pm

i love you

danteszippo 52M
3891 posts
9/19/2005 2:27 am

haha, if I owned a company we could throw out all those rules.

SirMounts 102M

9/20/2005 3:51 am

Geez, all those rules! It must be... tough, to be a girl. *wink*

singlequietone 67M
232 posts
11/21/2005 10:12 pm

Hi Frogger,
Damn, you look SOOOOOOO good in that suit!!! I love it.

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