Popsicles: Hot Fun in the Summertime!  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
8/25/2005 2:36 pm

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9/26/2006 5:47 pm

Popsicles: Hot Fun in the Summertime!

The good news is I'm feeling much better after taking the day off. Hopefully my trip up to San Antonio this weekend with Mr. HMMV will not be a bust after all.

The bad news is we aren't sure what our internet situation will be like. Just in case we have no access (I'm already going through withdrawls ) I thought I would leave you with the following post, which I think is especially fun. This should keep you busy till I get back Saturday night

Like many man-made items the Popsicle is very phallic. In fact, placed side by side with your average dildo, one would be hard pressed to tell the difference. It’s actually kind of twisted when you think of it in the juvenile context. What are we preparing our children for?!

But it’s fun when place in the context of adults. I spent a fall semester at a college in a particular southern state. The college was actually a member of a consortium of four different schools. There was one particular walkway that any student on campus had to walk down in order to get to other campuses or the main library. My friends and I used to call it “the runway” because the boys would set on the side wall and watch as girls strutted down to the library. At one end there was always an ice-cream truck taking advantage of the oppressive heat (and raging hormones) to make money selling a variety of popsicles.

Most of the girls would take advantage of the admiring eyes to show off their oral skills using these tasty treats. I was taught by the best of them that it was a great way to practice and get attention...and at the very least I could get a free Popsicle out of it from some horny student. Each variety had its own special flare. I was never able to look at a Popsicle the same way again.

Big Stick: This was the obvious favorite. It was the largest of all the Popsicles and it showed everyone watching just how much a female could take. We used to hold contests to see who could stick it in our mouth the farthest. The bonus was that it lasted much longer than the other pops, which meant that it also tested our staying power. Would we keep sucking and licking till the very end, or simply give up and bite it off? (sorry for the imagery there fellas)

Creamsicle: This one didn’t offer much in terms of size or lasting power but it did have that wonderfully symbolic feature of a creamy filling. We would begin by sucking gently on the head until it melted enough to get at the white stuff inside. Then we would gently dip the tip of our tongue inside and swirl it around to scoop out the cream. Occasional we would refocus on licking the outside to catch the juice that melted from the frozen pop. Eventually the ice cream in the middle would become soft enough to suck right out. This one was a lot of fun, but required good technique.

Push-Pops: This one was similar to the creamsicle but focused solely on tongue action, since there wasn't really much to suck on. We would open it and roll the tip of our tongue around the inside of the top. We tried to find creative ways to use our tongue to scoop out the sherbet inside that tube. Once we had licked so much that we could no longer reach our tongue in far enough, we would push it up and lick around the sides as the melted sherbet dripped down. This one provided great exercise for the tongue and when we had finally worked it to death we simply immersed the whole thing in our mouth and sucked it dry.

Double Stick: This one was remnant of the Double Mint gum commercials (you know, double your pleasure). This one offered two options: we could either stick the entire deal in our mouth, showing just how much we could handle at once; or we could separate it and take turns with each, hinting at a willingness to take two on at once. It was always fun to try the second because while you were going at it with one, the other would be melting away in the other hand. This forced you to work double time on the second one catching all the juice as it dripped down the stick and on to your hand. It took a lot of finesse to work the double stick.

Fire-cracker: This one was also quite a mouthful, in terms of girth. The fun part about this one was that it had ridges on the side to play around with. Most of us would start off by sticking our tongue in one of the ridges and running it up the side catching the juices as they melted down in streams. Finally it would begin to melt so fast we had no choice but to finish off by sticking the whole thing in our mouth and suck away until it was finished.

So now you know how I spent my days at college. I think I might be making a trip to the store this evening

Greenguy96 43M

8/25/2005 8:25 pm

Wow...you tease, that’s just to sounds way to hot. I can't imagine how many guys you drove crazy.

bigman48002 60M
19 posts
8/26/2005 3:26 am

I've bought a box of each. Can we get together and you demonstrate those descriptions?

Priapeo 46M

8/26/2005 5:18 pm

quote: Like many man-made items the Popsicle is very phallic. In fact, placed side by side with your average dildo, one would be hard pressed to tell the difference

Hmmm... the stick?

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

AmberSolaire 42M

8/27/2005 8:08 am

Starts setting the blogland popsicle oral exam.Must be passed before any more blogs can be written......

handlethis705 40M

8/28/2005 11:34 am

Your vivid decriptions and the way you write show the type of education you have. I feel like I just watched u eat each and everyone of those. I personally like the push ups best. Hope to meet your aquaintance soon.

roger_therabbit 65M
7 posts
12/20/2005 7:28 pm

After reading that I would love for you to try out my popsicle,, anytime

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