Playing Peek-a-boo With The Neighbors  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
2/6/2006 6:30 pm

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9/26/2006 6:52 pm

Playing Peek-a-boo With The Neighbors

One of the nice things about living solo, save for a couple of cutsie-wootsie gerbils (and a possible not so cutsie-wootsie rat), is that you get to be yourself at home. You don’t have to impress anybody so you don’t have to worry about your messy morning hair, shaving your legs, sucking in your gut, covering up the cellulite, combing over that hair, or taking care of any other flaws. You can also walk around in what ever you want.

I personally take off everything within minutes of walking in the door. If you were a fly on the wall in my home you might find me in anything from my birthday suit to my 7th grade gym sweatshirt with bleach stains and a hole in the sleeve combined with my pajama bottoms covered in Golden Sunshine (living room) and Scented Valentine (bedroom) paint.

When it’s time for beddy-bye I slip into a camisole that amazingly enough contains my entire package up top…and nothing else below. (see it to the left) This of course harks back to the days when I used to get waxed on a regular basis. There is nothing like the feel of satin sheets against your bare kitty. Eve au natural it feels great.

Anywho…I am a late night snacker. I can go all day without eating and often do (except maybe several cups of coffee). But when I get home I am constantly in and out of the kitchen…in various states of (un)dress. I was always secure in the thought that no one could see me. All the windows in my house are covered with blinds or opaque drapes. Or so I thought.

When I get home I come in through the door that enters my kitchen. It opens to the back parking lot. It has a nice big window on it which would allow any and everyone coming home from wherever to see right into my house. That is why I have it covered not only with one of those bamboo curtains but a long red one as well.

I was going along under the delusion that this form of double protection secured me from prying eyes. I learned this morning that this was not in fact the case. Today is my day to work late and as I stepped out the door I was met with one of my neighbors. She actually had to tell me she was one, as none of us are all that close. Anyway she mentioned that as she was coming home late last night she could see in through my kitchen door. As it turns out the combination of fluorescent lighting, porous window treatments, and darkness outside makes for a spectacularly vivid show.

She of course was decent enough to leave it at that and go. But thinking back I had to recall that I had spent a lot of time boiling rice in nothing but my camisole…which only reaches to the small of my back. This of course got me thinking about all the other times I was cooking with my rear-end (and then some) visible to the entire complex. Needless to say priority number one right now is buying blackout curtains for my kitchen

Things to be Happy About:

Tactful People
Free Coffee
Money, Money, Money

greatnsexy69 46M

2/6/2006 9:00 pm

I never cook naked, spatters can HURT! Even in the height of the summer, I'll wear shorts and a tee shirt. I'm also a late night snacker(trying to quit), but I have found I can't have regular coffee any later then 7pm or it will keep me up all night. I love my coffee, I'm a regular at Starbucks and have been known to have that many cups a day. Thank heaven for decafe. As for the lighting thing, not too many people realize that any light source in a darkened area makes you the star attraction.

F1reman6969 49M

2/6/2006 9:26 pm

yeah frogger,
the same thing happened to me when i moved from my 21st story apartment to a house.
i had to cover up all the windows.
i just don't get why being naked is so wrong.
it's so much fun.
anyhoo, have fun with the blinds.

f 1 r e m a n 6 9 6 9

rm_corezon 53F
3376 posts
2/6/2006 10:28 pm

Oh least you didn't finally figure it out by realising why the neighbor was parking his 18 wheeler right next to YOUR bedroom window by the road instead of his own after a solid week...

gnr8nrg 45M

2/6/2006 10:34 pm

Wouldn't you, couldn't you be my neighbor? What a view!

the1forthenight 33M
55 posts
2/6/2006 11:14 pm

Good thing I live on the 3rd floor of my building. I walk around naked when I get home too. Balls are not supposed to be resticted unless they are in frogger's hands (hint, hint). Being naked just makes you feel more loose and free. I like it and I damn sure like seeing you naked. More pics please.

rm_pwette 31M
17 posts
2/6/2006 11:35 pm

if I could watch you cooking I'd be a happy guy

if you need someone to talk to or more
don't forget i'm there

reverend21 49M
1913 posts
2/7/2006 12:34 am

Sounds like you need a house in the country where you can dress any way you desire without it being a spectator sport, but don't feel bad, tonight I discovered that my 9 year old is far more sauve thatn I could ever hope to be, especially when it comes to women.

Nightguy_1961 55M
4866 posts
2/7/2006 1:30 am

Cooking with your rear end showing......hmmmmmmmmmm.

So, frogger, when are you going to have your own show on the Food Channel?

Hey, you could shake things up on Iron Chef America!!!

Just kidding....get you some shutters that cover up the lower half of the window....unless people are looking down on you fromt the second floor.


rm_ricop1379 37M

2/7/2006 2:26 am

The kids in the neighborhood must love you.

hooks1952 64M

2/7/2006 2:36 am

Hey doll I've got lemo. tint on my kitchen windows!


kitchenfun1234 44M
1797 posts
2/7/2006 3:55 am

Hmmm in the nude can be a dangerous sport, the times I've spilt scalding hot food on my first.
That said I've got a similar problem with my bathroom. I have opaque glass but it's not opaque enough. The only time I found it a little worrying was one night when I suddenly found the red dot of a laser pointer beam tracing its way across my naked body. Just a little too much like a sniper.

Don't ever give up searching for the fun in life.

8321 posts
2/7/2006 5:39 am

Somehow, Frogger, with your slight exhibitionist nature I'm a bit skeptical that you were too upset that she could see your booty. A part of you doesn't mind it at all, actually. The part that Mr. Punish knows.

You shouldn't go all day without eating, it's bad for your metabolism. You fast all day save for a few cups of coffee, and thus when you do finally eat a meal most of it converts to fat instead of glucose due to the body's survival mechanism. It's much easier on your body and (weight) to eat 4-6 smaller meals throughout the day. These could be "snacks", as long as they are "healthy". Do you feel me?


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

WildWon1982 34M

2/7/2006 7:46 am

I have a similar difficulty. I have no blinds on my bedroom window (mostly because I can't find any for under $50, nor anybody willing to help me look for them without a commission). So every morning and night, I have to make sure to tactfully dress and undress, mostly because the people with the greatest view (across the stree), are really uptight conservative wasps that believe the police should be involved whenever anything relating to sexuality or reproduction comes up. It's actually quite ironic. These people would surely have me arrested for lewd conduct if they saw me changing clothes, yet they don't think twice about keeping their dining room window open, so we can all see them eat like medieval ogres.

On a separate note, the idea of your casuality of dress at home is very refreshing, in more ways than one.

sillyperv 54M

2/7/2006 10:49 am

The guy making the fortune from the parking is going to be annoyed.

Ok and is it weird that the casual sexuality of your story is way more arousing than the blow job tales that abound?

rm_Sylent72 44M

2/7/2006 10:55 am

Well that is a mental picture! Its funny, everytime I try to cook something without any one peace of clothing I get burned!!! How about cooking with bacon! OUCH!

lovelookin2570 46M
8 posts
2/7/2006 11:06 am

I had a similar situation. I was renting a room in a house that had a window facing the walk to the front door. I had placed a nice drape with a great celtic pattern over it. From inside, the view looked blocked as well as looking into the room during the day. It wasn't til weeks later did I discover it blocked nothing at night when a light was on in the room! My roommates never mentioned this to me and there was many times when I know they walked by that window at night and i was in my BVDs or less. Immediatly, a nice heavy opaque sheet wnet over the window until I could replace the curtain.

Babel__Fish 45F

2/7/2006 12:04 pm

"I personally take off everything within minutes of walking in the door."

Yes I too when I lived alone did the very same thing and still do now.

Nice blog BTW


Jobe00 42M
211 posts
2/7/2006 12:30 pm

If you want to be super cheap, go with aluminum foil and tape. It'll help your energy costs a little too...I think.

rm_Olany1000 46M

2/7/2006 1:49 pm

I love spending time alone and you are right the freedom is awesome. You do what you want when you want without having to please anyone or worry about anyone.

Don't get me wrong having someone is also great, but a combination is best.

Your neighbor was nice to let you know. Thinking back, is it possible you somehow knew and enjoyed it? Or this was a total surprise.

HotLatinFranco 37M
82 posts
2/7/2006 2:16 pm

Really enjoyed your last blog, in particular it made me wonder if the patrons at the italian restaraunt across the street from my kitchen window can see directly into my apartment as I walk around in various staates of undress to cope with this tropical heat here in Dominica.
I may have to change of few of my habits around the home.

frogger1995 39F

2/7/2006 4:23 pm

greatnsexy69: Well when there is splatter involved the neighbors miss out.

F1reman6969: Yes but I like showing off my nudity on my terms...not accientally!

corezon: LOL...that must have been annoying!

gnr8nrg: Hmmm...makes you wonder what sort of view Mr. Rogers had.

the1forthenight: Maybe my next one will be through the kitchen window.

pwette: Was that a sexist comment!

reverend21: 9 year olds are always far mor suave than we give them credit for...get used to it!

Nightguy_1961: Not sure if that would drive the ratings up or down.

ricop1379: Yeah...but their parents probably hate me!

hooks1952: I'm pretty sure that violates the HOA regs...but then showing your ass probably does as well.

kitchenfun1234: Well I am usually only really naked when I am foraging for food in my fridge or pantry.

sparkee58: Yes Frogger the big party pooper!

DIVISION77: So what are you trying to say!!!! I have heard that before but I can't help it. My day is too crazy to eat 4-6 times.

WildWon1982: Tell me you don't walk around in suits and ties!

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
2/7/2006 6:39 pm

Reminds me of the time I cooked bacon in the nude.

WildWon1982 34M

2/7/2006 8:38 pm

"WildWon1982: Tell me you don't walk around in suits and ties!"

Only if it turns you on. I wear a shirt and slacks to work, very casual, and I wear the same when I get home, only undresing when it comes time for bed, or whenever I decide to go to my room for the night, whether there's sleep or not. Though I must say I'd be a bit more liberal with my home fashion if I didn't have a roommate.

MakMeLuvItBig 64F

2/7/2006 10:55 pm

Hi. I wondered why my husband, Satyr48, always talks about you. Now I know.
You're cute, razor sharp, and funny.
Except for the obvious gender differences (and a few minor details), this post sounds just like him.
You two are generations apart (and he says political opposites), but I think it would be fun to have you over for dinner when we move back to Houston. The old guy would never be the same.

8321 posts
2/7/2006 11:56 pm

Lil' Frogger,

You are the one who complained about your tummy being too big for your liking. I wouldn't have offered the advice unless I saw you complaining. Also your diet from the looks of it leaves much to be desired. I'm telling you 4-6 times per day, small it's up to you do actually work it in, or make excuses for why you can't. C'mon now, we both know you're intelligent, so this comes down to a matter of willpower and effort. Buy some protein bars and work them in between your regular meals during the day, it's very easy. The main thing is consistent small healthy meals so your stomach shrinks and you get fuller with less food and your metabolism burns faster.

It's up to you. If you like the status quo, your body as it is, then by all means do what you've been doing. If you want change and to be healthier, then you might take my advice under consideration.

Bare your soul.


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

jakblack36 48M

2/8/2006 8:34 am

I want to be a fly on your wall!!!

StaynHardnHot 42M
305 posts
2/8/2006 4:31 pm

I'm the same way about clothes, i detest wearing them, often undressing before i do anything else when i come in the door..


3noangels 58G

2/9/2006 7:54 pm

Oh how delightful, we live in the country on 20 acres, and love staying skyclad. We are also exhitionsists, and will be sure to see if we can use the red curtains idea for our play room, we have a sling chair in there... We are toying with the idea of using Black Florecent Light. Now we be sure to put it behind us, instead of infront... BI the way we love Frogs...
Sue, Carol and Patty Butterfly Kisses

KoolFayz 50M
1 post
2/13/2006 3:20 am

Hey Fogger... I read your peek-a-boo with your neighbour story. Ha ha ha... I think it was a great story. It makes me laugh tho'... lol. It is nice to know that there are people like me, I mean wlaking around the house (your own home) half naked (or more). Coz I do that too, it may sound gross, but it is not. Coz I am pretty well built but not too bulky type, I hv the height (5'11"), I might hv the looks too (beauty is in the eye of beholder). And I caught people from the next block eyeing on me from their condominium. Btw, sorry, I stay in a condo and its on 8th floor. I tend to catch them looking and staring at my kitchen window everytime I cook myself something. I too hv to add-in another curtain to block their view. Come to think of it, it was really funny after you think back that how many people hv seen you butt naked. I think people like us will live longer as we prefer not to tighten our private parts, my guess is we are healthier as we keep them in good condition and it does reflect on the performance if they are always kept loose. It is proven scientifically. I enjoy your blog as it is funny and you are definitely cute and gorgeous, thats for sure. Take care and I see you soon. cheers. muah...

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