Penis Size: How do you Measure up?  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
9/2/2005 4:55 am

Last Read:
9/26/2006 5:49 pm

Penis Size: How do you Measure up?

Women probably complain in their blogs about men’s pictures of their penises almost as much as men complain about the women on this site being fake. I for one tend to agree though I am usually more amused than offended. Who am I to complain when, until recently, I had a full blown, up close and personal shot of my very own pussy?

Anyway, the pics that always give me a giggle are the ones where the man feels the need to prove himself by comparing his cock to some inanimate (sometimes not so inanimate) object. A very common one is the man who feels the need to show the half of his cock inside some woman’s (I assume?) orifice. If they only knew. But then there are the novel ones, perhaps the most interesting being the man who had his cock next to his dog’s face. I’m not sure that was for comparison’s sake but I hate to think what else it could have meant. (based on past experience, I know the mere mention of the word dog in this post is going to get me at least one message from a man who asks me if I am into bestiality, but I still felt it was worth it to mention here).

Some of the comparisons I have seen either in profiles or, usually, in messages to me are as follows:

A ruler (very common)
A yardstick (could have used a ruler)
A pack of cigarettes
A banana
A Quarter (?)
A five dollar bill
A hundred dollar bill
A can of soda (was almost as wide, yikes!)
A beer bottle
A computer mouse
A woman’s hand
His own hand
A Basketball (again: ???)

I figure the novel ones are at least worth a response; even if it’s Thanks for the photo, interesting comparison.. So if you have an unusual inanimate object you would like to compare your dick to and want a guaranteed response send me a pic.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
9/2/2005 7:44 am

I could carve out another apple... take a pic for you?

"When masturbation's lost its fun...

Priapeo 46M

9/2/2005 7:48 am

A yardstick

A pack of cigarettes
He could have used a cigar... or is that just for ex-presidents?

A banana
How original!

A five dollar bill
He didn't have time to go to the cashpoint machine

A hundred dollar bill
After he returned, but that's aid and abet in prostitution

A beer bottle
Inside or outside the bottle?

A computer mouse
Probably the mouse cord was too short to have it outside the picture.

A Basketball
I can understand this one only if he got enough stuff to make a full circle around it.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

big1atfortpolk 36M

9/2/2005 10:07 am

I think a lot of people like to use the penetration pics, because not only can you compare to the size of the woman, but its not any different then something you see in most porn sites or videos.

DodosWelshFerry 48M

9/2/2005 3:47 pm

I think many people use the penetration pics also to hide the size. I personally don't have any dick pics posted, and don't feel the need to worry or impress. I'm certainly not small and have the references if its that important, but I've really never encountered any women who required such knowledge beforehand. Though I have been told that it was already common knowledge. Apparently you ladies talk to each other.
btw frogger, love the new profile main pic.

Wordsmith2004 36M
7233 posts
9/2/2005 9:54 pm

Of course if they were REALLY novel, and perhaps thick enough, they could use parts from a Mr. Potatoe Head, or a magic markie and make a face out of to match their mood.

Well, gee, I thought it was a BRILLANT idea


spifftastic blog, and if I happened to pop my head (the one attached to my neck ) in here once before...well good job then for keeping it spifftastic!


Conserve Water and Prevent Global Warming: Shower With A MILF!

onelittlesecret 33M
1579 posts
9/3/2005 3:21 pm

Hey I came across your blog today and enjoyed it quite a bit. I don't know what your old profile pic looked like, but your your current one...

I have a funny dick comparison pic if you want to check it out. It's one of the other pics in my profile. I can't send it, ya'know standard membership and all. It's also on my blog. Actually, I like my blog more than my profile, so check it out there.

I get an extreme surge of pride (one of the seven deadly sins) from joining people to my network so they can see my photos.

Hey, I don't want keep a lady from feeling good about herself...

rm_lokiuy29satx 41M

9/4/2005 11:09 am

Okay who is the sick one who took a picture of his prick next to his poor dog's face????

frogger1995 39F

9/4/2005 6:41 pm

Voodoo: I saw the apple if you could just place your penis in it..that would be something.

Priapeo: very funny. I never though to analyze their though process.

big1atfortpolk and txtoughombre : I always though it was to show that women have actually had sex with them in the past. I wonder how you could compare if half of it is inside the woman (man?).

Wordsmith2004: i think you just gave a bunch of men a brilliant idea...I am just waiting for the pics to come.

travelingintexas: It appeared that the 100 dollar bill man was compensating

onelittlesecret: I simply switched them around. The one that is sort of yellowish and blurry was my original profile pic.

lokiuy29satx: Since the dog did not appear to be abused the names will be protected. Actually the dog seemed really into the pic. I'll have to do a post on all the weird pics on this site...that was only one of many. I have to ask what that handle is for. it seems rather complicated.

jim5131 55M
1296 posts
9/5/2005 3:14 pm

I think I have minature dollar bills around the house, someplace.. wait, it'll make me look like 15"...shucks. Too unbelieveable.

sleeplessknight1 68M

12/15/2005 3:10 pm

hahahaha..thats like asking a fishermen to tell yu
the size of the biggest fish he ever caught.......

omg yu will never believe it...
"it was the size of a whale"

8inch4ubaby 31M

3/23/2006 4:07 pm

Such another late reply from me.. shit i think this is my first one, Oh well better late then never.

Anyway, this is just my two cents on how a man has the need to prove himself by comparing his cock to some object. I have, its true, But i have never taken a picture and posted it on AdultFriendFinder... maybe i should, it would be worth a laugh.

Here are some of the comparisons I have made

A ruler
A banana
A can of soda
A beer bottle
A computers joystick
My whole hand spand (Penis won)
A friends Penis
A Can of deoderant (Im might not be as round but i have the length)
A vibrator
A Telephone

The list could go on but here are a few common items.


Become a member to create a blog