I'm In Love!  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
12/1/2005 7:59 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm In Love!

Until recently my attempts at masturbation have been perfectly fruitless. I realize that I was dealing with a “differently-abled” vibrator but I thought that even with a less than stunning buzz I would still be able to get off with Old Faithful. Unfortunately this was not the case. After thirty minutes your hand just begins to ache, your clitoris goes numb and you end up throwing the cursed device across the room in frustration. After two weeks of this nonsense I had reached the point where I was beginning to think it was just me. Had I lost my ability to come?

Thus, when I received a little orange slip in my mail box, knowing I could only be one thing, I wasn’t in a hurry to rush to the post office to pick it up. I waited two whole days before finally dragging myself over. I wasn’t too hopeful based on my last experience with the post office ( I have decided to just give up on that crusade). But Alas! The package, though still flimsy and very susceptible to tampering (I must speak to A&E about that), was intact.

Even still, I waited a day to finally open it. My recent experience with masturbation had left me jaded. But since TNT decided to show another sappy encore of some stupid Hallmark movie instead of X-files I had nothing better to do. What the heck? I thought. So I ran downstairs to open the package. Fortunately there was a “tester” battery already installed as I don’t have any 9-volts handy (yes I did say 9 whole volts!). I turned it on.

My Review: The Pussy Tickler has five settings, only one of which is worth while as the others simply just stop-and-go. The last one nearly caused my hand to vibrate right off my wrist. It is an odd device with a little flicker at the end that really and truly does tickle. You have to get used to that before you can actually enjoy it. The rest is shaped like an egg, which isn’t the greatest when you are trying to hold it in place, because your arm gets just as much vibration as your “area” does. At least Old Faithful had an end to it that I could hold onto.

But enough of that. On to the most important question. Did I come? Hell Yes! In five fucking minutes (just in time for the tester battery to stop). Even Old Faithful could not accomplish that feat.

Imagine that Halleluiah song playing right about now

P.S. I would have posted sooner but I've been masturbating all night.

P.P.S: I have not been online that much recently as my cycle has been at its low point.

Things to be Happy About:

Getting Your Money’s Worth
Stencils
Morning Coffee
Finding Out You Have Actually Lost Weight After Devouring An Entire Pizza The Night Before
Liberals Who Look Like Conservatives



tillerbabe 55F

12/1/2005 8:28 pm

Addiction...can be a ....a....wonderful thing!


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/1/2005 8:43 pm

Just go with the Hitachi Magic Wand, a pleaser, a clit burner, my lover and bestes friend...

LET'S GO METS!!!


gnr8nrg 46M

12/1/2005 9:10 pm

I pick this post. Frogger, I'm so happy one of your toys is performing up to standard. It brings a smile to my face. For a moment I was thinking we needed to get you the Sybian for Christmas.


KC_JJ 53M

12/1/2005 9:12 pm

I hear great things about that Hitachi model. Isn't it also AC powered?

Battery life being a moot point on that one!

KC_JJ

MMM [ MMM


jim5131 55M
1296 posts
12/1/2005 11:18 pm

...so glad you got all that out...

...you should write a blog on sex toys..sort of a critique on those you're familiar with..invite comments from other women. Has this been done before?


rm_thickguy81 36M

12/2/2005 12:20 am

Hahah it was like that momment of clairity that *ahem* came to you. With the spotlight and holy music and everything haha. Sounds like fun I bet it was a relaxing experience! Hope you enjoy your new toy!


excited045 56M
92 posts
12/2/2005 12:39 am

frogger,
Im not to knowledgable about "toys" but Im glad you found one that works, be careful though, you mt never post again!!


Polo32577 39M

12/2/2005 7:11 am

hey glad u finaly got ur new toy, i hope the post office experience was a little better....i guess that waiting was worth it since it only took FIVE MINUTES.....just imagine how many 5 min there is in the day and how many of those u can take advantage of...wow....XOXOXO


norprin5 55M

12/2/2005 8:06 am

isn't it swell to cum?

glad it worked out for you, frogger!!

King Nor XVIII


TTigerAtty 62M

12/2/2005 10:58 am

Frogger - Be careful! Your post borders on product advertisement! Are you being paid by the manufacturer of the 'Pussy Tickler'? Remember that Tiger Dick got thrown off the site by the Not So Friendly people when he tried to solicit on behalf of homeless pit bulls! Just be careful!


KMA5 40M
771 posts
12/2/2005 12:36 pm

Baby, if it keeps that Froggy style constant and sweet, then you endorse all the toys you want.
I'm still kind of paranoid about those plug in AC ones. I'm worried a good strong, squirting cum will short out more than the circuits in the toy. Keep away from them (just for me, please) and keep those posts coming


trustno01 55M  
2364 posts
12/2/2005 2:06 pm

Well guess I won't be able to find a 9v battery in TX in the near future.


texascanadian05 53M
76 posts
12/2/2005 4:21 pm

Glad to see you happy.


dirty30nflirty 45M/45F
2 posts
12/2/2005 8:43 pm

a girls best friend! never leave home without it, my personal favourite is the rampant rabbit, predictable maybe but the only vibe that has ever made me cum going solo! its personal record is 30 seconds and i always get more than one!
btw frogger my best buy ever.....................rechargeable batteries!


buddyfux 31M

12/2/2005 10:02 pm

i'd like to watch just to make sure you're using it correctly


buddyfux 31M

12/2/2005 10:03 pm

i think i should be watching you do this just to make sure you're using it correctly


ChimpanzeeMe 45M
12 posts
12/3/2005 6:51 am

Methinks you should buy a cam, then try different products live for us to help you determine whether the product is good and if you are using it correctly. You playing with yourself live would be the most compelling show ever to be broadcast in the history of the world. Think about it...it would really be a nice Christmas gift to your fans.


frogittous 56M/46F
81 posts
12/3/2005 9:49 am

HELLO FROGGER, There is a really great toy out there called the wild stallion, it has about an 8" cock on it that rotates plus the clit stimulator that rest on the clit or lips ,while it is touching your clit your teeth will start to actually chatter and your eyes will water because it feels so good, it is also cordless, you can get multiple orgasims from this toys , trust me ITS G-R-E-A-T!!!!!
the clit stimulator is shaped like a horse's head,, and tongue ,, will last you for hours of pleasure,, lol let me know if you get it ,


rm_1955slowhand 61M
22 posts
12/3/2005 10:25 am

Request Review

1955slowhand
Ask me for a photo


9 posts

12/2/2005 4:14 pm
[reply] [quote]

COOL I DO THE SAME THING BUT I HAVE TO USE MY HAND TWICE A DAY WHETHER I NEED IT IR NOT KEEPS ME IN SHAPE, (ALWAYS FEELS GOOD TO!
I AM 50 AND MARRIED AND MY WIFE JUST FEELS SLUTTY WHEN I WANT TO EXPLORE NEW THINGS. I HAVE ALL THESE THINGS I WANT TO EXPLORE AND SHE JUST WONT. I GUESS I AM KINKY AND A DIRTY OLD MAN. I EVEN GOT THE HOTS FOR MY 28 YR OLD STEP DAUGHTER, MY GOD SHE IS SO HOT AND SEXY AND ON THE WILD SIDE I LISTEN TO TALK ABOUT THE THINGS SHE HAS DONE AND HAD AND I DREAM JUST GOING WILD WITH HER. IF I EVER FIND A WOMEN THAT WILL EXPLOER WITH ME AND TEACH ME I WILL PROBABLY LOSE MY MIND I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PLEASE A WOMEN BECOME LOST IN PASSON. I WANT TO LEARN AND DO EVERTHING THAT THERE IS TO DO WITH A WOMEN, EVEN GIVE HER 4 MEN AT ONCE I DREAM OF HAVING TWO MOUTHS ON YOU BREASTS, ONE DRIVING YOU WILD WITH HIS TOUNGE EATING AND DRINKING YOUR LOVE NECTER, ONE FROM BEHIND, I WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN A WOMEN HAVING SO MUCH STIMULATION THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AFTERWARD. TO GET SO HOT AND EXCITED THAT YOU CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE, NOT STOPPING FOR YOU TO WANT IT , BUT TILL NEED IT, NEED IT SO BADLY YOU WILL FEEL LIKE YOU WILL GO CRAZY IF YOU DONT GET IT.
YOU WILL DAYDREAM ABOUT HAVING IT AGAIN AND GET SO WET AND HOT THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO HAVE A CASE OF BATTERIES JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY YOU WILL BECOME A SLAVE TO YOUR PUSSY, IT WILL BE SO HUNGRY LIKE A TIGER BEGGING TO BE FED, THAT EMPTY KNAWING HUNGER THAT ONLY A MAN CAN FILL, YOU CCANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE ONLY GIVING YOU PUSSY WHAT IT WANTS, AND IT WILL GIVE YOU ORGASAMS UNTILL YOU CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE. AND THE SMELL OF YOU THEN WILL BE SO SWEET IT WILL MAKE ALL OF US DRUNK. THINK ABOUT THIS THE NEXT TIME YOU USE YOUR VIBRATOR AND HAVE FUN.


jameson772 44M
3 posts
12/3/2005 10:26 am

Where can I find this Hitachi model as I need to torment a few with it...


Hot_Bugga 45M

12/3/2005 10:41 am

isn't a good old dick and a twirling tongue better than masturbation ?


pussylover9891 36M
4 posts
12/4/2005 10:46 am

If you ever have a problem with masturbating i can help you out alot, i kiss, lick, finger, rubb and everything else i do to pleasure you.


mankind_18678 40M
2 posts
12/5/2005 5:26 am

KNOWING YOU=LOVING YOU


Rockhard2x6 54M

12/5/2005 1:12 pm

Too bad you are over in Texax girl. You could throw that electronic toy away, and I would give you some tongue action you would find "addictive"


Kimmers777 106F

12/5/2005 10:11 pm

Where did you order this toy from? Is it a site or do they have a catalog? Always interested and I trust testimonials!


rm_omer55520062 39M

12/5/2005 11:42 pm

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AlbertPrince 57M

12/6/2005 1:29 am

If you ever need a hand with that masturbating stuff, use mine.


rm_lanre0902 49M
5 posts
12/6/2005 10:00 am

frogger for me, i dont like imitations

I'll go for the original anyday.


rm_lanre0902 49M
5 posts
12/6/2005 10:24 am

am not coming back her
ur pic is killing me softly.
i want to talk and make friends not get sexually arose


ProspectorsPlace 67M/64F

12/6/2005 1:54 pm

Funny thing about toy's, thery do break or don't work as adversised.. I have few but nothing beats my hubby's fingers tounge and of course his tool.. He has never let me or for that matter any woman hanging..

Arlene


.

Veritas vos Liberabit–Semper Vigilo, Fortis, Paratus, et Fidelis!

Prospector /l\


Lawrence_Wolf 34M

12/15/2005 5:45 am

Hey Frogger. Yeah I'm also happy you found a good toy to play with. One that makes you happy. Wish I could be the one though masturbating you... just think: you'd have a toy you'd be able to command what you want even though it might just be 'masturbating'. And I swear to God i can vibrate too! Hell I would masturbate me FOR you if you like. Hehe.

But seriously, you look great hot stuff, and I would never wanna hurt you. Cos damn girl... you would die if I had you by my side. Hmmm.. makes me wonder if you'd be able to keep up.
I'm sorry you can call this me thinking in typing. I'm glad I also like you realised that I may type what I want so therefor I am not shy to say what I'm thinking.

Nonetheless... have fun with the toys and...er...we'd like to see that photo after you've trimmed your sexy, hot, mouthwatering, wet pussy.


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