How Anti-Climactic  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
11/3/2005 4:46 pm

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9/26/2006 6:17 pm

How Anti-Climactic


Today I was happily surprised to receive a message from A&E. Could this be the news I was waiting for? Has my Flicker Vibe finally arrived and is now on it's way to my home.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This message was just to inform me that my extra gifts will be arriving shortly. The thing about A&E is that they always send you a lot of goodies with your purchase. I was forced to choose among many items I had little interest in in order to complete my REAL order. Not that I am complaining mind you. Last time I got a free bottle of strawberry flavored Hot Action Lotion. This time the booty (so to speak) was much more plentiful. So I will soon have in my possession:

HOT CHERRY PIES DVD
ASS ANGELS 3 DVD
PURPLE/PINK PLEASER DOUBLE DONG
CHERRY STROKER MASTURBATOR
MYSTERY GIFT #1

Now how can I use these items to my benefit in the mean time....

BTW: My Flicker Vibe is supposed to be shipped on Nov 11. I just hope it gets here before my birthday (Nov 23). After all I have to celebrate some way.

Things to be Happy About:

Strawberry Flavored Anything
Road Trips
College Football
Thunderstorms
Idiot's Guides


saddletrampsk 54F

11/3/2005 8:15 pm

The clit stimulators with the 9 volt batteries and variable speed are the best..


ewan_1973 44M

11/3/2005 8:37 pm

Ummm...three posts in one day, I think I will OD. One of the things I like about you is that you say you like books also. I like reading very much, and I find the combination of sexyness and intellect extremely exciting. I would like to send you a book for your birthday, I think you should open a P.O. box and you would see how much we all love you. You have to admit is a great idea. Do you see any cons at all? Actually, I just decided my next post will be titled "Frogger's Mail Box". Take care. Good night. Love, Ewan.


lifeisablast333 53M

11/3/2005 8:52 pm

cool stuff


TalonDuddyTonks 47M
659 posts
11/3/2005 9:10 pm

Sounds like you have some fun coming your way!!


eastend79 37M

11/3/2005 9:14 pm

Could always auction them off them off with a article of authentic frogger clothing to these hordes of fanboys on AdultFriendFinder

Though I would keep the toys. If not for me, my partner


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
11/3/2005 10:16 pm

I am getting excited for you and its not even mine!


maryjaneisgay 31F
7 posts
11/4/2005 6:58 am

So this is how a blog is supposed2be
Txs4sharing


JustAnotherGuy91 42M
1 post
11/4/2005 7:10 am

Happy Birthday coming up. You should have a great Turkey Day (which is where my birthday falls this year).

Great blog. keep it up.


liontamer1966 50M
2 posts
11/4/2005 7:21 am

O.K....YOU SEE...I'M NEW AT THIS. SO ENTRANCED WAS I BY ALL I READ THAT I COMPLETELY OVERLOOKED THE OTHER 13 PAGES! I REALLY ENJOYED YOUR 100 LIST. NPR...HUH? TERRI GROSS IS MY HERO(INE!), AND A WEEKEND DOESN'T GO BY THAT I DON'T VISIT MY FRIENDS AT LAKE WOEBEGONE WITH....OR THE MOTLEY PHOOL SHOW, OR CLIK N' CLAK...BUT ENOUGH! AFTER READING EVERYTHING I'VE DETERMINED YOU CAN'T BE REAL. GIRLS LIKE YOU DON'T EXIST....BUT IF YOU DO....DEFINITELY WORTH DAYDREAMING ABOUT EVERY NOW AND THEN. BOOOOY, THEM INTELLECTUAL TYPES WITH THEIR SOFT CURVES AND LOOKS TO BOOT SURE DO PUT A SMILE ON MY OTHERWISE SMILE-LESS MUG!I BET YOU DO HAVE A KILLER VOICE TOO, DON'T YOU? AAAWWWWW WELL....
THANX AGAIN SWEETNESS....


pleribus 40M
24 posts
11/4/2005 7:27 am

Know how could a girl that buys all of those interesting things from A&E be considered "The other women" or "Booty Call"? I mean that kind of girl is a Keeper for me. She is someone that will keep things interesting and one you never get tired of having sex with. I don't understand guys that just want a girl on the side for sex and then go home to a boring old bitch. If my girl doesn't do it for me then I'm not hanging around.

Have fun with your new toys!


krajerinond 52M

11/4/2005 8:04 am

Frogger....why not just splurge and go for broke for your birthday...get a Sybian! At least you couldn't wear that thing out! lol


rm_B0SSIERBOY 57M
476 posts
11/4/2005 11:50 am

Celebrate with me. I am a licensed professional and I will be glad to be at your cervix, ah, service.


eddie101012 33M
5 posts
11/4/2005 11:54 am

heya frogger, mind letting me view your album?


hotie935 39M/35F

11/4/2005 3:41 pm

WOW sounds like fun wish i could join. Would love to see pic with you useing it. HAPPY B==DAy. Enjoy the toy. I have one a little different and a love it. Not the same as a good old strapp on. Sorry, but make it your next birthday present. Trust me.


smilesalot4488 60M

11/4/2005 4:58 pm

MYSTERY GIFT #1 = A well scripted scene involving a tipped over grill that is interpreted by the dispatcher at the firehouse as "a car went through the garage and knocked over the grill", resulting in a fire truck full of fireman coming to your house.


TTigerAtty 62M

11/4/2005 5:49 pm

Hello Frogger...

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is TTigerAtty representing the Law Firm of Truman, Isaac, Gerhardt, Evans, Rubenstein and Steele, LLC or TIGERS, LLC. I am moving into Blogville this weekend along with my colleagues from the firm. After completing our moves into suitable residences, we will be looking for office space to lease starting Monday. Hopefully, we will have our offices well established by this time next week.

We are moving into town for awhile to represent a mutual friend who is currently being incarcerated in the Not So Friendly (NSF) County Jail on the outskirts of Blogville. For now, let's just refer to him as TD.

TD wanted me to visit you personally and tell you that he is OK. He's lost a few pounds, because the food in the jail is not too appetizing and because he has also missed you and other friends back here in the town he had come to love so much in the very short time he resided here. He was abruptly taken from his home at 'Tiger Talk' earlier this week. The authorities had a warrant for his arrest that may have been signed and executed on the basis of shaky evidence and false testimony. We are investigating exactly what happened, and we are confident that we will be able to totally exonerate TD of all charges in good time. The main problem was that TD was denied his right to due process. Enough of that for now though. Much more later.

TD has told me what a great young lady you are and that you are very honest, humorous and very popular with all the residents of Blogville. He has great admiration and respect for you and he simply asked me to stop by and tell you that.

Your posting is very nice, but I'm afraid us tigers don't really understand or relate. We do like to have our tails petted, twisted, twirled and pulled, so I guess that's kinda similar. Your photo sure is nice Frogger! TD was exactly right when he described you to me during my last visit with him in jail!

Well, my colleagues and I have much to do in terms of getting settled here in Blogville, and TD has asked me to visit other friends of his here in Blogville.

Good day, Frogger......

TTigerAtty
~^~^~
~0.0~
>""""<


frogger1995 39F

11/4/2005 7:29 pm

saddletrampsk: I suppose I have a lot of experimenting to do...thanks for the heads up.

ewan_1973: Blame AdultFriendFinder. They post things waaay too late. AS for the book....(clapping hands with joy) Can't think of a better reason for a PO box...or maybe you could just bring it in person.

lifeisablast333: As always...short and sweet, Thanks!

NameIsRace: Indeed! I was hoping they would arrive today but
no...another anti-clamactic night.

eastend79: I might have to put them to use and find out what they can do....I might be happier with them than my original purchase.

bella_: I'm excited at the thought of you getting excited for me!

XTheJesterX: Who knows...I may end up with cool paperweights

maryjaneisgay: a blog is whatever you make it babe! Just be yourself and have fun.

JustAnotherGuy91: Two Sages! Right on. Happy Birthday/Turkey day

DrKink4nastyFUN: I tried that once...too many wierd pornos to sort through

liontamer1966: Awww Shucks! Thanks and welcome to my blog...hopefully I can maintain your interest

pleribus: Heavens! What kind of girl would I be if I actually purchased all of that. It was all free with my one purchase (the funny thing is I think it all cost more than my $15.00 purchase as well).

krajerinond: Good idea...or maybe I could ask for one for Christmas...what would my parents think!

XTheJesterX: I think I found it at a restroom in Littl Five Points, Atlanta, GA. Yeeeech!

deviusangel20: So many newbies! I've been gone a long time. Welcome to the club!

B0SSIERBOY: cervix, service . Tomato, tomato. Either way, I could use a professional right about now.

eddie101012: Check your messages

hotie935: Strap on...I think that's out of my league right now. Perhaps on my next B-day I will be ready.

smilesalot4488: Perhaps I should set my kitchen on fire once again.

TTigerAtty: I see the AdultFriendFinder posse has rounded up another innocent victim...I must remember to stay under the radar. Perhaps TD could invite me to his secret hideout so we can let loose and be bad together.


BigSexy97 41M

11/4/2005 7:46 pm

Happy birthday (in advance) 'you sexy thang'...!!!

be sure to let me know if you will wind up at La Bare as part of your celebration.....I want to make sure I'm working!!!

?*

Ask questions. Think critically. Decide for yourself.


vitai0 32M

11/4/2005 8:06 pm

YEAH Sagittarius! We ahve the same bday!!! Nov 23. Best day ever.. every few years its on turkey day but this year its the day before... AND things to be happy about.. GO COLLEGE FOOTBALL ... Go BUCKEYES tomorrow vs. Illinois! ... thank for the blogs.. keep em up.. i like em


mikkie215 43M
41 posts
11/5/2005 12:13 am

ever tryed vibrating gstring? i have seen then in action and they are so ggod for the ladies,because you can shop and cum all at the same time haha just a thought


mikkie215 43M
41 posts
11/5/2005 12:14 am

ever tryed vibrating gstring? i have seen then in action and they are so ggod for the ladies,because you can shop and cum all at the same time haha just a thought,not being to rude i hope but hey do get some good looks from the ladies that do try them mmm


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/5/2005 4:15 am

So I guess flowers or candy wouldn't be that interesting then.

<---- Scratches items off list.

How do you feel about power tools? Or jewelry?


eastend79 37M

11/5/2005 4:48 am

Bah, Saggitarius are ok. The *really* hip crowd are all Aquarius

Frogger, I was thinking about getting some toys for me and my latest companion, as we have both decided to be kinda adventerous. Maybe as a new post or a comment here, do you have any reccomendations?


Iseeyou4now 52M
16 posts
11/5/2005 5:36 am

Love to watch you watch than video! Keep writing and I'll keep reading! Your Yummy!


Jobe00 42M
211 posts
11/5/2005 12:00 pm

Hope your toy arrives and you have fun with it.


craptoast 39M

11/5/2005 3:00 pm

so you were born exactly three days before me. and somehow i imagine that despite our horoscopes being the same, you couldn't really apply them to both of us. you are a like a vivid male fantasy, a reality most could never even hope for. i don't know what you're talking about never being able to settle down with a girl like you though. it'll happen, and maybe you'll have a torrid affair after settling down, but then it'll maybe happen again with someone else. i'm trying to talk about something without giving away any details of my own life, so maybe it's not making any sense.


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
11/5/2005 5:34 pm

I agree with the crappy lil toaster, I think anyone who'd choose a "nice" girl over you is an idiot, I'm not even gonna say spend your b-day with me, but would you say,"Hey" to a dude who's all about beautiful, buxom women with brains.

Now so that you don't get bad luck, you must complete this chain letter by going to jakblack36 and wishing him a happy birthday.Hornyviking722 failed to do this and got honest all the sudden. [blog Woodstockhippy] ignored it and lost his happy and charming demeaner. travelingintexas did not do this and was aflicted with ridiculously small penis size. Don't let the misfortune spread.

Yours, the happy gun nut (I mean nice republikin'),
HornyV


frogger1995 39F

11/5/2005 8:16 pm

BigSexy97: La Bare? Sounds like fun...I shall have to G**gle that one.

vitai0: Thank you, Thank you...and Happy Birthday Right back at you.

mikkie215: SOunds like fun...I didn't see that on A&E...shame on them!


frogger1995 39F

11/5/2005 8:22 pm

2xTwiceShy: All four of the above are great.

eastend79: Alas! I am a novice but if anyone else has any ideas please (please please please) let me know.

Iseeyou4now: I'm happy to appease your tastebuds

craptoast: Don't worry you gave away nothing. I suppose I shall have to pay more attention to your blog entries (I'm intrigued). But it always tickles me when people say stuff like that about me...I'm sooooo ordinary.

HORNYVIKING722: My first chain letter! I suppose if I don't send it on my boobs will shrivel up.


frogger1995 39F

11/7/2005 7:11 am

DrKink4nastyFUN: Ebanned...that sounds naughty

XTheJesterX: Read my latest post and you'll find out the real truth


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