Does Worker  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
10/26/2005 6:11 pm

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Does Worker

This whole time I was worried about what I may have caught from others and it turns out that the only one who was causing harm to me…was me! After getting a clean bill of health from my gynecologist (she has insisted that I stop reading everything I find on the Internet), I have just been diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome by my primary care physician. The kicker is, it’s in my left hand only…and I am right handed!

So just how did I get carpal tunnel in a hand that is used about 50% less than my active hand? Well, it all began around the time I learned how to properly masturbate myself a couple of weeks ago. Apparently, my left hand was ill prepared for all of the tugging and pulling at my…ahem…private area, so that the vibrator (in my right hand) could reach just the right spot. Yes, my left hand was indeed stretched to it’s limit. I had a heck of a time finding an alternate explanation for my doctor.

The bad news is, I am NOT to use my left hand any more than I have to for the next two weeks. This is good for getting out of work at my job; this is not good for me having fun at home after work. I must surrender to “the brace” the moment I get home. Therefore my blogs (if any) will be short and to the point. My solo-sex life will be visiting a monastery for a while.

Things to be Happy About :

Modern Medicine
Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches
Diet Dr. Pepper
Toe Rings

AlbertPrince 57M

10/27/2005 2:10 am

Maybe you should just use my hand?

JarrodSparrow 33M

10/27/2005 2:30 am

You poor poor thing...

It's one thing to go through all that crap and not be able to work...but to go without self pleasure? That's torture.

Come up to MO and use my hands, I'll give you all the attention you need.

Hope the carpal tunnel goes away, or at least mends.


Jobe00 42M
211 posts
10/27/2005 4:20 am

That's just...
I find it difficult to put into words how bad I feel for you. Not having someone is one thing, but being unable to pleasure yourself is just unthinkable.

Were I able to make the trip down that way, I'd gleefully help with your recovery by making sure your personal pleasure needs would be met.

Priapeo 46M

10/27/2005 5:25 am

Happened something of the sort to me too when I was 17. Now I'm perfectly skilled with both hands.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience

rm_Polarguy4655 38M

10/27/2005 5:59 am

We all hope you feel better, or at least find a creative way to take care of your needed pleasures. Poor girl

eastend79 37M

10/27/2005 6:55 am

*insert crude and ineffective wise crack/pick-up line combo, just to be like the masses*

On the upside, Like me going a few days without coffee..Just imagine how good its going to be when you restart

Good thing I can type pretty quickly and coherently with either hand solo (Hey! From holding up pieces of paper at the same time. What are you, all a bunch of sex craven, wait, nevermind... ;D )

tigerdickaches 62M

10/27/2005 7:45 am

So funny! I'm howling here! That could be a first! Don't admit to anything with your company physician. He will probably diagnose as work-related. Thanks for sharing the truth with your friends!


P.S. Remember the "Terrifically Tantalizing Tiger Tongue" sey toy offer? No hands required! Should I send you one?

FriendlyTickler 45M

10/27/2005 8:09 am

Ok, I missed you so I'm back. Looks like your doing well and your list of followers has grown. No surprise there. Good topics and your new photos are just simply "Wow". Anyways, seems as though you've developed quite the dilema. Since you probably don't want to deviate from the doctors orders you will have to get a buddy to help you now. I don't think that will be an issue either, epecially considering the peace of mind you gained from the good old gyn.. You should be ready to go! And as for your previous thread, look at it this way, with each lover you've gained a little more experience. With that you've probably learned how to better please yourself and others. I see that as a win win situation. So as long as your safe, I don't think there should be any issues. If you do end up in a serious relationship at sometime and that lucky individual is not aware of your activities here, you might not want to mention who, where, how many, etc.. That stuff is best left unsaid. Anyways, c-ya around. The withdrawls were too much for me to handle so I had to come back.

ewan_1973 44M

10/27/2005 10:32 am

Finally, a post on carpal tunnel!!!

GenuaFoursHangs 53M
96 posts
10/27/2005 10:58 am

Hey Frogger,

I can give some friendly an active duty naval (Physical Therapist) medical officer?

I can understand your frustration and pain! Really!

This is the type of thing that if you do not let the swelling (internally) go down (no pun intended), you will have some constant pain. The splint and medication combination and the reduced movement are the correct measures at this point, albeit not something you wanted to hear. Feel free to drop me a line if you have any other questions, I would be glad to help.

We Therapists, have an old saying that we like to bestow on some of our favorite patients...................."We will rub you the right way until you like it!" Know what I mean?



8 posts
10/27/2005 11:23 am

Frogger, I have an extra left hand you can use...hell I dont need it(I jackoff with my right hand)...ha ha ha ha....but seriously, glad to see you are far as the double standard thing...9 people IS NOT ALOT OF PEOPLE, considering you are talking about your WHOLE LIFE...society has made it where its o.k. for men to get as much as we can...but if a woman does it....unfortunatley she is considered a sucks....and its nothing we can do about it....just live your life for you, and be happy...(be safe too!!)

GentlemanLeisure 54M
192 posts
10/27/2005 11:46 am

I think you should do the decent thing and tell us what excuse you pulled out your hat when being quizzed by the physician.

It also occurs to me that perhaps you might want to step up the frequency of Adult Friends, as you so charmingly put it, whilst your left arm is on the mend. I've no doubt there's any danger of a short supply.....

Get Well Soon
(is that the correct protocol considering your predicament?)

rm_gent258 68M
486 posts
10/27/2005 12:29 pm

I can't resist the pun: I would be glad to give you a hand. I really would.

iwantu79912 54M
127 posts
10/27/2005 2:27 pm

The thing with Carpal Tunnel is it is caused by the same repetative movements. You have to vary the movements to stop you from getting it.
I suggest a friend to masterbate you and you masterbate him, which is a different motion of the hand and arm. Failing that there are other ways to get pleasure, all of the above I would be happy to help you with.

size15shoe2005 49M

10/27/2005 3:50 pm

Wow you are so sexy! I really don't have a comment about your condition except I'm sorry and If I could be of any help to you please don't hesitate to ask. [127190]

trustno01 55M  
2364 posts
10/27/2005 4:37 pm

First, sorry your team went down to defeat last night. I am a die hard Cardnials fan and know what you are feeling.

Now to the good stuff. I am volunteering my services to help you through your two week period of anguish from self satisfication. I will even close my eyes while you are doing the deed. Well no not really. I lied about that one. LOL I will even volunteer my tongue as a substitue. YEAHHHHH!!!!!

frogger1995 39F

10/27/2005 5:10 pm

Thanks all. Wish I could say more...but it's soooo hard typing one-handed. See you on the mend.

mustang65695 57M
54 posts
10/27/2005 5:23 pm

Can you get workman's comp for that!

smilesalot4488 60M

10/27/2005 5:47 pm

Oh great - just when I thought all I had too worry about was going blind!

I have the transcribed auto of the alternate explatation:

Doctor: 'Now, what could have caused this?'

Frogger: 'Huh, well, let me think, oh well I was vacuuming'

Doctor: 'uh huh, vacuuming -'

Frogger: 'the carpet - yeah the carpet - you see my favorite pet clintortoise'

Doctor: 'Clint the tortoise?'

Frogger: ' yeah it was stuck in the middle of the carpet and I just keep vaccumming over it and over it and over it and over it as it would jump slightly back toward where it had gotten under the carpet'

Doctor: 'You have a pet tortoise called Clint?'

Frogger: 'Yes, but it did take hours of vacuuming to free it, which is surely the cause of this ailment. And well I might have mentioned this before, but, I'm also quite fond of frogs'

Doctor: 'Interesting...'

smilesalot4488 60M

10/27/2005 6:00 pm

Ooops - the second sentence should read 'transcribed audio' *me bad*

rm_Alankink27 47M

10/27/2005 7:12 pm

now i know why my right hand hurts all the time....Froggy your the best..I will now stop wacking with the right hand..dude...keep doing what you do..with the other hand of course..and Love Alan

rm_abomberz 38M
39 posts
10/27/2005 10:48 pm

I hope you have a low co-pay with the amount you go to the doctor. Your HMO must hate you.

danteszippo 52M
3882 posts
10/28/2005 3:32 am

carpal tunnel masturbation trauma, I'm not a doctor but I can play one. I prescribe plenty of bed rest followed by me replacing your injured hand. Let me know and I'll stop by with the prescribed treatment and any follow ups needed to relax and heal.

hotiowastud2 53M

10/28/2005 12:47 pm

love the blog...I think its funny when the guy's penis slats to one side from too much self-pleasuring. There's one on here with a freakin' blister by the head from rubbing so much. Better use the right hand for a while

TzarsCannySmite 52M

10/28/2005 7:27 pm

That is so hilarious! Maybe this is why my arms hurts .. lol

Hope you get well soon

rm_simon234233 39M
37 posts
10/29/2005 4:40 pm

poor gal. no pain no gain i suppose .

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