Blame it on Eve  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
12/9/2005 4:34 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Blame it on Eve

I was all set to write a scathing attack on the right in order to appropriately begin my no-holds-barred return to blogville.

But I have been in a funk all day. I tried reading Al Franken and listening to Air America but even those left wing saviors could not get my blood boiling enough to write.

Then it happened. All I wanted to do was go home, drink some beer, eat a grilled cheese sandwich and start my very first fire in my fireplace. But I couldn't find matches.

I searched the house up and down backwards and forwards...then I screamed and sat on the floor crying.'s that time of the month. Nothing makes sense and the slightest thing will make me think that everything is working against me.

SO I will save you from my irrational state of mind and end it right here.

Things to be Happy ABout
Disco Music
Sour Balls

trustno01 55M  
2364 posts
12/9/2005 5:42 pm

Well try this site out for some reading pleasure I don't know if you have seen it or heard about it. I think Al has talked about it before on his shows.

Greenguy96 43M

12/9/2005 6:14 pm

Oh no you can't attack the right??? Today I almost bought a calendar with Bush quotes on it, but I though do I really want to see that face???
No here were you and I differ....Disco Music....Yuk

rm_JstLukn 48M
2 posts
12/9/2005 6:15 pm

Cheer-up sexy. Whats that addy, I'll Fedex some over right now.


frogger1995 39F

12/9/2005 6:50 pm

trustno01: I LOVE Arianna! (despite her poor former choice in spouses)

BlueEyedSoul65 51M
1027 posts
12/9/2005 7:35 pm

Well you are in Texas though. Just put a textbook on evolution in your fireplace and it won't take long for some religious fanatic to come by and set it on fire.

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/9/2005 7:48 pm

thinking....mmmmm...massage table up in front of the fireplaces

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

singlequietone 67M
232 posts
12/9/2005 8:09 pm

I'm sorry about the bad day, we all have them once in a while. Knowing what I read of you, you will wake up in the morning with a great attitude and will be back to your usual great day. Luv Ya.

WildWon1982 34M

12/9/2005 8:24 pm

If you ever need fodder for some right wing snipping, just remember that the so-called "liberal" ABC news still labels Michael Medved as a film critic.

rm_jtech83 33M

12/9/2005 8:25 pm

I know this is the wrong blog posting, but I read this and thought of you.

tillerbabe 55F

12/9/2005 10:48 pm

Girlffffriend.. EAT CHOCOLATE! yeah! {=}

frangipanigal 44F
10406 posts
12/9/2005 11:32 pm

I'm with Tiller - we cant expolain how we are of who we are at the time, so just go with it!!

I am glad you said cheese on toast - I am off to make some now!!

Frangi x

danteszippo 52M
3882 posts
12/10/2005 12:28 am

hey, take a small piece of paper and set the tip of it right on the burner of your stove, then carefully bring it to the firplace. viola.

TalonDuddyTonks 47M
659 posts
12/10/2005 12:49 am

sorry to hear it was such a rough night... hopefully tomorrow will be a better day..

frogger1995 39F

12/10/2005 6:33 am

Greenguy96: My mom had one when I went to least it would have made me laugh.

JstLukn: If you're going to fed ex something...I can think of something better

BlueEyedSoul65: lol...or a picture of bill clinton, or a dvd of any Michael Moore film....

goddess1946: YOu're lucky I'm writing this the next day...otherwise I would have another crying fit

singlequietone: This being the next day...I am completely over it. Plus I was able to find a lighter

WildWon1982: Gee I should watch more ABC news...could always use fodder

jtech83: which one?

tillerbabe: mmmm chocoloate...but isn't that a no-no this time of the month?

frangipanigal: isn't it great...ahh life's simple pleasures

danteszippo: does that work with a flat top stove? Still, knowing me and my luck with fire I would probably burn down the living room trying to get it to the fire place.

NameIsRace: It's tomorrow and it IS a better day. Off to go get some starbucks and (shudder) go christmas shopping.

Jobe00 42M
211 posts
12/10/2005 6:39 am

Hugs to you, Froggie.
Sounds like you could use a few.

jakblack36 48M

12/12/2005 6:53 am

If your ever feelin blue again, just think of all the folks who were hit by the hurricanes and still have no place to go. It won't cheer you up but it will quickly put it all into perspective.

Become a member to create a blog