(Un)Intentional Sex Names  

frogger1995 39F
4342 posts
8/23/2005 5:11 am

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(Un)Intentional Sex Names

I have been exchanging e-mails with a man from this site at a rate that rival’s IM for about a week now. Basically we have a lot in common, despite the fact that he’s about 15 years older than me and lives over 1200 miles away. His outside e-mail address lists him as Hugh Jorgan. I will give you a time to say that out loud three times (that’s what he finally told me to do). I had to laugh when I heard it. That’s a new one for me (maybe not for you though). I always get a kick out hearing those made-up, and sometimes cursedly not made-up, sex names; I especially like the ones that take people forever to figure out while you get your jollies listening to them say it over and over again.

He went through a virtual directory of made up sex names. Frankly, I think he should be writing this since the lawyer in me can think of at least two tenuous law suits that could arise out of this post. But since he doesn’t have a blog, and I think it is so worth it to post this, I will let you all in. See how far I go for my audience? He created them to respond to all of those annoying credit card applications that we get in our mail box every friggin day ; U. Shelby Eatonme, Phillip Yourmouth, Jack Mehoff and Dick Hertz were among some of them. Finally he got a nasty call from customer service; but supposedly the solicitations stopped (sounds like a fine plan if you ask me!). I would love to hear more of these if you have them. Mike Hunt is the one most people are familiar with.

P.S. I have an entirely new set of pics for my album to go with the celebration photos from my previous post. See the pic on the left? You can watch me take it off!

WildWon1982 34M

8/23/2005 1:02 pm

I've heard a few good ones in my short time on this planet.

Hugh Jass
Hugh Jerry Olis
Harry Nutz

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
8/23/2005 4:46 pm

In college, I lived in a fraternity, so a lot of fake names were used for various reasons.

Ken Jablome gave me a bunch of CDs, so did Phil McKraken. Ima S. Lutz joined a book club, but never read any of the books she got;
I.M. O'Tool got a bunch of AmWay cleaning products. Dick N. Diaz got the House a feeder from Omaha Steaks once.

There's a time and a place for everything, son... and it's called college.

rm_VoodooGuru1 49M
2053 posts
8/23/2005 4:48 pm

Oh yeah, forgot about Dick Guzinia. He liked getting magazine subscriptions.

frogger1995 39F

8/23/2005 8:25 pm

Good ones ya'll (I've been in Texas far too long). For once I am actually looking forward to a credit card application to come!

WildWon1982 34M

8/23/2005 8:29 pm

Two more:
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover

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