You think I am a WHAT????  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/20/2006 1:23 am

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3/21/2006 8:13 am

You think I am a WHAT????

I have been called many things in my life. I have been called a bitch, a whore, a slut and even the "C" word. But, how many other degrading names have you been called besides these? Or maybe not been called but rather, called others??

Let me see, there is:

Mattress Back
Cum guzzler
Peanut Butter/Jiff or Skippy works (spreads like...)
Tuna Melt
The Cavern (like rolling a hot dog down a hallway)
Stretch Limo
Tuna Britches
Chicken Farmer (raised 100 cocks last year alone)
Wind Tunnel
Chernobyl (you can figure that one out I am sure)



Q: What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party.
A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.


Marie's funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband. Standing near the casket, a mourner keeps repeating, "At last they're together. At last they're together."

A mourner whispers, "Why are you making such a tumult? She was a tramp even when Nick was alive. What's with this last they're together!"

The first mourner responds, "I'm talking about her LEGS! At last they're together!"

xx FREETIME648 xx

citizen4722 59M  
47317 posts
3/20/2006 6:52 am

The way to confuse a blonde is to put her in a light-house
& ask her to stand in the corner.

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