Yearly Performance reviews......  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
6/14/2006 5:07 am

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6/15/2006 12:01 pm

Yearly Performance reviews......


1. Outstanding personality: Always going out of the office.

2. Great presentation skills: Ability to bullshit

3. Good communication skills: Spends all their time on the phone

4. Work is first priority: Too ugly to get a real date

5. Socially active: Drinks heavily

6. Independent worker: Nobody knows exactly what he/she does

7. Quick Thinker: Offers Plausible Excuses

8. Careful thinker: Refuses to make any decisions

9. Use of Logic on the job: Gets someone else to do it for them

10. Expresses themselves well: Speaks English

11. Meticulous Attention to Detail: IS a NIT picker

12. Has leadership qualities: IS taller or has a loud voice

13. Exceptionally Good judgement: Is flat out lucckier than hell

14. Keen sense of humor: Knows every dirty joke known to mankind

15. Career Minded: Strong ability to backstab

16. Loyal: Cannot get a job anywhere else

17. Plans for Promotion/Advancement: Buys drinks for all the boys

18. Of great value to the organization: At least makes it to work on time

19. Relaxed Attitude: Sleeps frequently at desk.

YEAH, and I am needing a job....WHEW!

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
6/15/2006 10:33 am

All those are so true...very funny and a great list

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

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Looking0100 54M

6/14/2006 10:52 pm


Nice list. Funny!

Thank you for the laughs.

Jon C.

oldude1946 70M

6/14/2006 5:47 pm

You can have mine

1973GAL 43F

6/14/2006 6:12 am

LOL..thanks for the laugh this am =)

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