Why in the F*** is the kitchen not done?  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/11/2006 4:38 am

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8/13/2006 3:24 am

Why in the F*** is the kitchen not done?

When I moved here with My Schatz, he had to buy a whole new kitchen for the new apartment. Yeah, I know, to all us goofy assed americans, this seems odd, most of the apartments we get COME with a kitchen....(we are so spoiled!) But, here in Germany, the majority of rentals do not come with them. The cool thing about it though is....when you leave, you take your kitchen with you!!!!

Well, back to the subject at hand......

He has done this whole thing by his poor little lonesome! I am no help because...well...I am not "builder" qualified and well....I DON'T WANNA! But, although he has done a VERY good job ( one so much that he does have a future in kitchen assembly)...it is still not done!

After having to deal with a crooked wall, an obstinent oven and stove top, the wrong handles on the cupboard doors...etc. etc....he has now faced the SINK!!!! It just does not fit! It fits in the hole.....as all good things should...but, the brackets to secure the sink in do not fit.....

So, while he tackles the sink with the many grunts, groans and ouches....I am going to go and like Ma and Pa Kettle did back in the day...I am washing the dishes in the bathtub!!!!!! Oh c'mon...I may not be a builder...but I can improvise like a mother trucker!!!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

gjg1965 52M

8/11/2006 7:08 pm

I am building a kitchen for my old girl friend up the street,its in her rental house. HEY Free if I can help mail me,I have put in a lot of kitchens.I have run in to the clip problem with the sink.Usually you can get some of them on and the silicon holds it down when it hardens.George

citizen4722 59M  
47425 posts
8/11/2006 7:30 am

I guess it's like trying to get a square peg in a round hole ??

rm_slippery243 56M
87 posts
8/11/2006 5:35 am

Hey, What I'm going to do (in America) to my kitchen is just do the decorative features. Shit if I had to build a kitchen everytime I moved I'd be in the remodeling business. I'm just going to paint and wallpaper and put some kind of new flooring and that's it. I hope your new kitchen is to your liking before it's all said and done. Have a great day........

rm_DharmicDawn 65M

8/11/2006 5:34 am

Jeeze, lady, come on....either it's 'are you done already?' or 'why isn't it done?'.....

We guys need a little middle ground here.

Seriously, as a suggestion, perhaps a little feminine motivation is in order. For every project completed you celebrate using the project as a location for creative intimacy including the last tool he used......

Grunts, groans, and ouches may be heard in a different context.


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