Why I am so warped......I am from Indiana thats why  

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8/25/2005 1:21 am

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Why I am so warped......I am from Indiana thats why

These are some of the reasons I love Indiana: These are some laws in Indiana that I found:

Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March: it is too hard on the plumbing!

A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b): Bunnies aren't always pink???

It is against the law to pass a horse on the street: Or you get cited for passing too close to an equine.

You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table. The waiter or waitress has to do it: This makes the drunks feel superior.

The value of Pi is 4, and not 3.1415. (Repealed): Hence, my astute ability in failing Algebra 101.

And in Gary, Indiana:
Within four hours of eating garlic, a person may not enter a movie house, theater, or ride a public streetcar: Gary is one of the worst smelling cities in the world. And they are worried about a little GARLIC???

Finally, in South Bend:
It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette: Notre Dame University is shit out of luck on animal testing with this law.

xx FREETIME648 xx

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