Who says bowling is no fun?  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
3/1/2006 1:03 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Who says bowling is no fun?

I go to the bowling alley once a week. Sometimes I play and sometimes I just sit and make fun of the team. But, my team is not why I am writing this. I am writing this out of sheer, unadulterated tackiness.

There is this one girl who comes to the bowling alley dressed so.....well let me describe this to you.....

1. Low-rise jeans
2. Shirts that look like they were bought at Baby Gap and 80% of the time they are embossed with the "Hello Kitty" logo....
3. Thong hanging out the back...usually string variety kind, black.

Nothing wrong with this you think. The shirt is so small her "Baby Fat" hangs over the low rise jeans. The thongs she wears usually look like they have been ripped up and her jeans are too tight for her ass.

She comes with her boyfriend....and he is not a bad looking guy so we all have been curious as to why he was with her. She is not very attractive.......

We found out why ......she ordered food at Taco Bell....a bean and Beef Burrito.....and when she began eating we KNEW right there and then why he liked her so much. She did not chew.....she would take the bite and just SWALLOW! That Burrito had no chance at all....we timed her..it took her about 23 seconds to eat this whole burrito.

So, now we know what the attraction is.......even Hoover Vacuum Cleaners need lovin I suppose.......

I know...I should not be so tacky...but someone has to do it sometime...

xx FREETIME648 xx

Green_Tea_Boy 49M
1064 posts
3/1/2006 4:49 pm


digdug41 49M

3/1/2006 3:10 pm

ROFLMAO! yeah I guess I would like her behind closed door's too

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