When all else fails..."pump it"  

freetime648 52F
7629 posts
8/18/2005 3:28 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

When all else fails..."pump it"

**Imagine my voice in a an annoying commercial like tone***
"For the low low, price of $59.99 you too can have a larger and more erect penis. For this minimal charge your penis can be the envy of your brothers, your friends and your co-workers. Place the apparatus firmly around the base of your manhood and start pumping your way into a larger more desirable penis! After a few solid pumps, your penis will transform into womens dream come true, they will fall off their heels getting a chance to feel that wonderous piece of manhood." (breaks away showing Pam Anderson type model, in nothing but a thong and a push up bra holding the penis pump and saying...."mmmmmmm, does wonders for me!")

C'MON Fellas, you cannot be serious! This is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Sure, when you use it it WILL enlarge your penis. But, do you want to do this everytime you think you are going to have sex?? (Yep, there goes ED with the pump, he must have a date) Do you carry your trusty pump with you on that long awaited blind date?(picture Ed with a fanny pack designed to hold the pump) And what if you do it and then the actual sex does not happen? You are stuck with a well pumped hard on! And guys, it does not last. The pumping action will last a little while before you become a well hung field mouse again!!!! Not to mention that you could rupture a blood vessel and be out of commission for a long time. Why risk it? Take the $59.99 and buy your girl some lingerie, it is more reliable and it won't deform your penis!!!!!
And again, my thoughts speak volumes!

xx FREETIME648 xx

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/18/2005 6:58 am

I'd probably try one ... if they made them small enough

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